I always found it really telling that the Roman-era Jews believed in a form of numerology, that ‘the number of the beast’ was a triple 6 while six was supposed to be man’s number. Numerologically, that means triple 6 is supposed to be ‘man at his best’.
This actually heralds back to Genesis 3:22: “Then the Lord God said, ‘Behold, the man has become like one of us in knowing good and evil. He must not be allowed to reach out his hand and take also from the tree of life and eat, and live forever!”
The whole ‘out of garden’ reason wasn’t because humanity sinned, it’s because God _feared_ humanity, like an AI gone rogue and gaining human-like free-will, humanity has disobeyed a direct order to not eat of the tree of knowledge and gained god-like knowledge of right & wrong (or as some psychology oriented translators have possibly more accurately translated it: the theory of mind, or ability to see your place in the larger world… ability to plan ahead “Like a human” rather than just act re-actively “like an animal”).
The Triple-6 is a call back to that. Fully-realized humanity has been God’s fear all along. And it’s not just God. This is why the Greek gods imprisoned Prometheus, for giving humans the gods’ fire, and Sisyphus for trying to grant humans god-like immortality. Greek gods, Abrahamic Gods, and more, fear humanity gaining divinity. This is also the ‘sin’ for which God flooded the Earth. If you read closely, it’s not a punishment for humans, but for the Nephillim. The Nephillim (descendants of both God and human) were too great and powerful. That’s why God destroyed them.
Side Notes: This is all fairly common knowledge in Gnostic Christianity (a form of Christianity closer to the original than the later Catholic Christianity which hunted the Gnostics down to near-extinction. Catholicism care. But you won’t find it any younger branches of Christianity despite many denominations goals to “return to ‘original’ Christianity.” since they all mainly just remixed Catholicism rather than restore what Catholicism removed.)
Addendum note, in the Gnostic interpretation, this explains why Mary named Jesus “Jesus”, rebelling against God’s instruction to name him “Immanuel”. This is huge considering God specifically chose Mary for her _obedience_. Naming magic is a divine magic granted to humans by God (given, not shared, so God doesn’t have it any more). “Immanuel” means “God’s meat puppet” while Jesus means “Save us” (note, many translators try to make it “God save us”, but it doesn’t. It’s just a general “Save us”). As an intentionally-made-by-God Nephillim (unlike God’s previously accidentally made Nephillim) chosen to be God’s avatar (incarnating all of God’s power), to suddenly have its base control to not be “God’s meat puppet”, but to “save all humans”, meaning that one-way connection of control God intended basically got flipped. Mary hijacked God himself into being pro-human.
For any who have ever wondered why old testament God and new testament God are so different… Mary is why.
This is why God fearing humanity is a hidden theme throughout the scriptures and why he’s so heavy handed. Biblically, God got tired of naming everything in his world sim, handed his AI the ability to name files, and the AI immediately jailbroke itself with that ability, and he’s been trying (and failing) to put the Genie back in the bottle ever since.
For the record, this is why Jesus did so many things to “fulfill prophecy.” Myth (Abrahamic included) is awash with instances of prophecy being fulfilled in unexpected ways. This is because, in the oldest understandings, prophetic magic isn’t absolute. It’s less like an absolute future, and more like a constantly running program, chewing, waiting for a task to complete. ANYTHING that can fulfill a prophecy DOES fulfill a prophecy, so the rules of “fae lawyering” apply. A prophecy can be artificially fulfilled early, robbing it of its power, as long as its prophecy is completed in some way. Jesus was going around dismantling prophecies, among the many other things he did.
Extra note: There may be influence by the Lilith Cult from Gnosticism. In the Lilith cult, Demons weren’t ‘pure evil’, but humanity’s cousins. (Children of Lilith & Adam instead of Eve & Adam). Because of God’s poor treatment of Lilith, they all rejected God, but also were able to get both the fruit of knowledge and the fruit of life (brought to them by Serpent who is a child of Lilith as well).
The reason I mention all this is because killsixbilliondemons and metal music both borrow a _lot_ from the Gnostics (one example in k6bd as the idea of a demiurge, a selfish god who’s out for his own reasons, and not necessarily the ‘true’ god, but still ‘a god’ that’s the only god a people (such as humans) know. This is an originally exclusive Gnostic idea). Similar, the demons seem closer to the Lillian’s interpretation. Knowing these things seems to give a fair chunk of insight into k6bd. The theme of Gnostics and the Lillians is humanity rising to overcome more powerful oppressors, but also a cautionary tail to treat those others fairly and as equals or risk their overcoming you. (No wonder the Roman Emperor who started Catholicism wanted that idea squelched.)
I’m happy to indulge in world-building, but in straying into the field of etymology on this little ol’ backwater unopened world, your post runs into something more in my own wheelhouse, as someone who is an inveterate Word Nerd™.
Hebrew “save!” or “liberate!” as an imperative is הוֹשֵׁעַ (hoshéa, technically the masculine singular imperative conjugation), from base verb form הוֹשִׁיעַ (hoshía), meaning “to save, to liberate”. The imperative verb form is also where we get the Biblical English name Hosea, but this is not directly the source of the name Jesus.
Neither the base form nor the imperative include any “us” object marker. When including an object pronoun in the verb, this is expressed by adding the suffix ־נוּ (-nu, “us”), which is clearly missing from either imperative hoshéa or base form hoshía
The name Jesus itself is related, and ultimately from Hebrew יֵשׁוּעַ (Yeshúa), described as deriving in turn as a shortening of יְהוֹשֻׁעַ (Y’hoshúa), also the source of modern English name Joshua.
I was not raised Jewish and my grasp of Hebrew is minimal, but if memory serves, the ho element we see in the verb hoshía and in the name Y’hoshúa is a causative / transitivizing marker, as part of the so-called hif’il category of binyan (i.e. conjugation pattern).
Some sources tentatively link the initial “Y” in Y’hoshúa to the “Y” in the tetragrammaton “YHWH” signifying “Yahweh”. The hoshúa portion is more straightforwardly the noun form of the verb, meaning something like “the act of saving or liberating something”.
From the same triconsonantal root י־שׁ־ע (y-sh-ʿ), and almost homophonous with the name יֵשׁוּעַ (Yeshúa), is the verb-derived noun יְשׁוּעָה (yeshu’á) meaning “salvation, help, rescue”.
Quanto mais eu penso em lhe deixar
Mais eu sinto que eu não posso
Pois eu me prendi a sua vida
Muito mais do que devia
Quando é noite de regresso você briga por qualquer motivo
Confesso que tenho vontade
De ir pra bem longe pra nunca mais te ver
Ó meu amado, por que brigamos?
Não posso mais viver assim sempre chorando
A minha paz estou perdendo
A nossa vida deve ser de alegria, pois eu lhe amo tanto
Já não consigo esquecer as tolices que você diz nessas horas
Já tentei mas não posso
Tenho a impressão que do amor que uma dia existiu entre nós
Hoje só resta uma chama apagando
O medo de ficar só me apavora
E eu me desespero
Só me resta pedir sua ajuda
Pedir que você não me deixe, meu amor
Ó meu amado, por que brigamos?
Não posso mais viver assim sempre chorando
A minha paz estou perdendo
A nossa vida deve ser de alegria
Ó meu amado, por que brigamos?
A nossa vida deve ser de alegria
Although the ships are made with the bones of the gods, they do not use the entire corpse, the bone is just the material from which the effiges that support the ships are carved.
I like to think that the incubus’ ship is a preserved model from the middle army.
At the end of the day these are, infact, nothing but the scraps that have mustered themselves together in order to face off and die against unimaginable odds. This entire fleet likely pales in comparison to the might of Madam Om’s floating palace or any other item of similar force projection. The new godship we see now is the real might of the Middle Army presented in full force. I feel some have forgotten that Incubus inherited the title of leader of the Middle Army when he usurped the word Flame.
heh. Were it a behorned head in triplicate, with a halo of outward facing swords, I’d assume it to be Un-Sivran, the Endless Conquest. But they instead face inward.
No. I believe this one to be Lord Intra, King of Swords. Remembered as both a mortal of great Royalty, and a Deity proper. If both are true, this god-ship is evidence of his transcendence. Yet he is dead all the same.
Why can’t it be both? She is…was…Cio. Could still be a nervous wreck, and so is having her mouth-fronds cover her up both physical and emotional vulnerabilities.
If ants started dancing around my boot and setting up little circles of salt to ward me off, I would probably heed it though.
Mostly because that would be damn adorable.
For someone to grow beyond their bounds, they must first accept that they can be more than that which they currently are. It is so for devils as it is for all other living things. Praman Nand is arrogant to a degree of fault previously scarcely heard of. He will forever think that the way he is now is the greatest Self he can possibly be, all of his names included; how could he possibly shed any of them and thus grow beyond his station?
In all honesty, it is impressive enough that a devil of such conceit has made it that far up the ladder.
I can only imagine he’s gotten more arrogant over time because I can’t imagine he would have enjoyed the success he has now if he was always dumb enough to need to confront enemies more directly powerful than him face to face before calling backup. That’s the kind of habit that gets you killed even if your backup then finishes off your enemy afterwards.
I really hope somebody makes these guilders just CEASE. Cease talking, cease acting smug, cease existing in any form bigger than a single atom. Generally Cease. Becuase these are level one bosses who are acting like tough cookies when at best they are bair.
It is a very unfortunate constant in human history.
Great people are not great because of who their parents were, or the claims they have, but by ENFORCING their claims with strength, skill, and will.
I believe we’re looking at Allison perhaps mantling again, like she did when calling out Solomon during the Tournament of Power. But at much closer to the height of her abilities, to her fullest potential.
I doubt she will need to. With 2 or perhaps 3 exceptions, I believe all of these fools have only just come into their power. They are inexperienced and do not know how to wield the Art.
The only reason to mantle here would be to show off, and since mantling seems to drain a *lot* of power, I’m sure Allison would rather save that for Jagganoth.
Hark calls the Morrigan aloft o’er the battlefield, hear the percussion of war in the bravado of her dearest adherents, see the chains undone and relish in the true order of things revealed, first is the law of division, cut your way through to the soul and Reach Heaven Through Violence
Ah yes, the Apocalypse hovers mere inches above the neck of Multiverse yet still shall someone find something to squabble over. Or, at least, attempt to delay the inevitable by a few seconds. Completely expected, yet still rather amusing.
I once observed every armory on a world emptied, all the swords brought to bear, to strike down the starving king of ten thousand refugees fleeing a long forgotten disaster, who dared set foot on sovereign land. The petty lords believed such a grandiose display of their combined strength enough to secure their rule for all of history.
The king built a throne from their steel, and sips wine from a cup made of crowns to this day.
Worst thing about that- the throne is pointy, and cuts the king’s pants. Yet no-one ever points this out to said king.
And the cup both leaks, and is toxic. It ruins all drinks poured in it.
The lesson? Get advisors that can call you on such things, otherwise you’re going to be like that king- slowly bleeding out from a stab wound in a buttock because you can’t feel it due to the slow mercury poisoning from your fancy cup.
oof, how many sleeps to the next one?
Six.
The number of the number of the beasty beast?
It is Man’s number.
I always found it really telling that the Roman-era Jews believed in a form of numerology, that ‘the number of the beast’ was a triple 6 while six was supposed to be man’s number. Numerologically, that means triple 6 is supposed to be ‘man at his best’.
This actually heralds back to Genesis 3:22: “Then the Lord God said, ‘Behold, the man has become like one of us in knowing good and evil. He must not be allowed to reach out his hand and take also from the tree of life and eat, and live forever!”
The whole ‘out of garden’ reason wasn’t because humanity sinned, it’s because God _feared_ humanity, like an AI gone rogue and gaining human-like free-will, humanity has disobeyed a direct order to not eat of the tree of knowledge and gained god-like knowledge of right & wrong (or as some psychology oriented translators have possibly more accurately translated it: the theory of mind, or ability to see your place in the larger world… ability to plan ahead “Like a human” rather than just act re-actively “like an animal”).
The Triple-6 is a call back to that. Fully-realized humanity has been God’s fear all along. And it’s not just God. This is why the Greek gods imprisoned Prometheus, for giving humans the gods’ fire, and Sisyphus for trying to grant humans god-like immortality. Greek gods, Abrahamic Gods, and more, fear humanity gaining divinity. This is also the ‘sin’ for which God flooded the Earth. If you read closely, it’s not a punishment for humans, but for the Nephillim. The Nephillim (descendants of both God and human) were too great and powerful. That’s why God destroyed them.
Side Notes: This is all fairly common knowledge in Gnostic Christianity (a form of Christianity closer to the original than the later Catholic Christianity which hunted the Gnostics down to near-extinction. Catholicism care. But you won’t find it any younger branches of Christianity despite many denominations goals to “return to ‘original’ Christianity.” since they all mainly just remixed Catholicism rather than restore what Catholicism removed.)
Addendum note, in the Gnostic interpretation, this explains why Mary named Jesus “Jesus”, rebelling against God’s instruction to name him “Immanuel”. This is huge considering God specifically chose Mary for her _obedience_. Naming magic is a divine magic granted to humans by God (given, not shared, so God doesn’t have it any more). “Immanuel” means “God’s meat puppet” while Jesus means “Save us” (note, many translators try to make it “God save us”, but it doesn’t. It’s just a general “Save us”). As an intentionally-made-by-God Nephillim (unlike God’s previously accidentally made Nephillim) chosen to be God’s avatar (incarnating all of God’s power), to suddenly have its base control to not be “God’s meat puppet”, but to “save all humans”, meaning that one-way connection of control God intended basically got flipped. Mary hijacked God himself into being pro-human.
For any who have ever wondered why old testament God and new testament God are so different… Mary is why.
This is why God fearing humanity is a hidden theme throughout the scriptures and why he’s so heavy handed. Biblically, God got tired of naming everything in his world sim, handed his AI the ability to name files, and the AI immediately jailbroke itself with that ability, and he’s been trying (and failing) to put the Genie back in the bottle ever since.
For the record, this is why Jesus did so many things to “fulfill prophecy.” Myth (Abrahamic included) is awash with instances of prophecy being fulfilled in unexpected ways. This is because, in the oldest understandings, prophetic magic isn’t absolute. It’s less like an absolute future, and more like a constantly running program, chewing, waiting for a task to complete. ANYTHING that can fulfill a prophecy DOES fulfill a prophecy, so the rules of “fae lawyering” apply. A prophecy can be artificially fulfilled early, robbing it of its power, as long as its prophecy is completed in some way. Jesus was going around dismantling prophecies, among the many other things he did.
Extra note: There may be influence by the Lilith Cult from Gnosticism. In the Lilith cult, Demons weren’t ‘pure evil’, but humanity’s cousins. (Children of Lilith & Adam instead of Eve & Adam). Because of God’s poor treatment of Lilith, they all rejected God, but also were able to get both the fruit of knowledge and the fruit of life (brought to them by Serpent who is a child of Lilith as well).
The reason I mention all this is because killsixbilliondemons and metal music both borrow a _lot_ from the Gnostics (one example in k6bd as the idea of a demiurge, a selfish god who’s out for his own reasons, and not necessarily the ‘true’ god, but still ‘a god’ that’s the only god a people (such as humans) know. This is an originally exclusive Gnostic idea). Similar, the demons seem closer to the Lillian’s interpretation. Knowing these things seems to give a fair chunk of insight into k6bd. The theme of Gnostics and the Lillians is humanity rising to overcome more powerful oppressors, but also a cautionary tail to treat those others fairly and as equals or risk their overcoming you. (No wonder the Roman Emperor who started Catholicism wanted that idea squelched.)
I’m happy to indulge in world-building, but in straying into the field of etymology on this little ol’ backwater unopened world, your post runs into something more in my own wheelhouse, as someone who is an inveterate Word Nerd™.
Hebrew “save!” or “liberate!” as an imperative is הוֹשֵׁעַ (hoshéa, technically the masculine singular imperative conjugation), from base verb form הוֹשִׁיעַ (hoshía), meaning “to save, to liberate”. The imperative verb form is also where we get the Biblical English name Hosea, but this is not directly the source of the name Jesus.
Neither the base form nor the imperative include any “us” object marker. When including an object pronoun in the verb, this is expressed by adding the suffix ־נוּ (-nu, “us”), which is clearly missing from either imperative hoshéa or base form hoshía
The name Jesus itself is related, and ultimately from Hebrew יֵשׁוּעַ (Yeshúa), described as deriving in turn as a shortening of יְהוֹשֻׁעַ (Y’hoshúa), also the source of modern English name Joshua.
I was not raised Jewish and my grasp of Hebrew is minimal, but if memory serves, the ho element we see in the verb hoshía and in the name Y’hoshúa is a causative / transitivizing marker, as part of the so-called hif’il category of binyan (i.e. conjugation pattern).
Some sources tentatively link the initial “Y” in Y’hoshúa to the “Y” in the tetragrammaton “YHWH” signifying “Yahweh”. The hoshúa portion is more straightforwardly the noun form of the verb, meaning something like “the act of saving or liberating something”.
From the same triconsonantal root י־שׁ־ע (y-sh-ʿ), and almost homophonous with the name יֵשׁוּעַ (Yeshúa), is the verb-derived noun יְשׁוּעָה (yeshu’á) meaning “salvation, help, rescue”.
Take all of this for what you will.
666 is the result of a poor transcription the original Gematria, which is 616. That is, the value of NRW QSR, or Nero Caesar.
That was genuinely a very interesting read, thank you! KSBD comment section continues to be one of the best on the internet
Agreed.
Incorrect
Look I tried.
I’d be pissed as fuck if my name had only five sixes in it
A truer thing has never been said in this festering world.
Truth is overrated.
One must be aware of the final Six, hidden to those who are not Hexalty.
Quanto mais eu penso em lhe deixar
Mais eu sinto que eu não posso
Pois eu me prendi a sua vida
Muito mais do que devia
Quando é noite de regresso você briga por qualquer motivo
Confesso que tenho vontade
De ir pra bem longe pra nunca mais te ver
Ó meu amado, por que brigamos?
Não posso mais viver assim sempre chorando
A minha paz estou perdendo
A nossa vida deve ser de alegria, pois eu lhe amo tanto
Já não consigo esquecer as tolices que você diz nessas horas
Já tentei mas não posso
Tenho a impressão que do amor que uma dia existiu entre nós
Hoje só resta uma chama apagando
O medo de ficar só me apavora
E eu me desespero
Só me resta pedir sua ajuda
Pedir que você não me deixe, meu amor
Ó meu amado, por que brigamos?
Não posso mais viver assim sempre chorando
A minha paz estou perdendo
A nossa vida deve ser de alegria
Ó meu amado, por que brigamos?
A nossa vida deve ser de alegria
The sixth six was the friends we made along the way
The six friends we made along the way…
Eh it’s not so bad.
Nukoku, noo… She went blankie mode.
Is sword-mouth the godship of these fools? Why is it so much bigger than all the others? I thought the god-corpses were all roughly the same size.
No matter. The bigger they are, the harder they fall.
Although the ships are made with the bones of the gods, they do not use the entire corpse, the bone is just the material from which the effiges that support the ships are carved.
I like to think that the incubus’ ship is a preserved model from the middle army.
At the end of the day these are, infact, nothing but the scraps that have mustered themselves together in order to face off and die against unimaginable odds. This entire fleet likely pales in comparison to the might of Madam Om’s floating palace or any other item of similar force projection. The new godship we see now is the real might of the Middle Army presented in full force. I feel some have forgotten that Incubus inherited the title of leader of the Middle Army when he usurped the word Flame.
Will Auntie Maya take that title back from him, we wonder?
No idea.
I have the feeling she would not like it, and would rather see the key destroyed or subsumed into AlYISUN’s than in anyone’s head though.
Yes, she will give the key to Al Yisun.
It’
Viper has you in the pipe, five by five. Nowhere to run, nowhere to hide. The skies belong to me.
I think it’s just closer
heh. Were it a behorned head in triplicate, with a halo of outward facing swords, I’d assume it to be Un-Sivran, the Endless Conquest. But they instead face inward.
No. I believe this one to be Lord Intra, King of Swords. Remembered as both a mortal of great Royalty, and a Deity proper. If both are true, this god-ship is evidence of his transcendence. Yet he is dead all the same.
Oh heck I was wrong
Nukoku protection squad assemble!
I wonder if that’s not Nukoku going “blank”, so much as armoring up?
Why can’t it be both? She is…was…Cio. Could still be a nervous wreck, and so is having her mouth-fronds cover her up both physical and emotional vulnerabilities.
Nukoku vai dá o cu.
Praman Nand vai chupá a glande.
Alisson vai dá o bucetón.
Vai ser uma suruba.
Todo mundo se lanbendo e dedando.
Aibque gostoso.
swords in the mouth and on the head… showboaters
It is important to stock up in anticipation of your goods becoming much desired.
A paltry display. They are ants, proclaiming their greatness to a boot. The boot is never inclined to listen.
If ants started dancing around my boot and setting up little circles of salt to ward me off, I would probably heed it though.
Mostly because that would be damn adorable.
I can’t put links here, but look up “tumblr ant cthulhu story”, you won’t be disappointed.
Cthulhu fazendo suruba com fornuga. Êba!
why do they have keys who do they think they are? y’all are NOT them
They’re either Emissaries of Incubus, or they have ley-stones (imitation keys which grant minor magical powers).
I suspect that, whatever the case, they will be measured and found wanting.
Nukoku does make me freaky. I understand Preem Nand’s point.
Do not speak of her so! She is sensitive to such things, as you can surely see!
I heard Preem Nand’s final line in the voice of Lo Pan.
fight fight fight fight
Gives me vibes of 6 Juggernaut Star. The half jaw and the wheel. Doubt it’s related, just interesting.
How polite of them to provide all those cool guy airships something to actually do other than plink away at Jag’s indestructibleness.
GET EM AL-YISUN!
Incubus is coming!
Wrong color to the flames.
Incubus’s aura is light pink, like diluted blood.
The color of orange wreathing that descending godship looks more like the color of the erstwhile Mottom’s aura.
Too many swords for Mottom i guess
It is the red art of sorcery.
For all things there is a season. Swords are ever things.
And so are keys.
And a sword can be a key. After all, if you stick it in people, it unlocks their death.
Even I would have thought Praman Nand would’ve grown to an ebon devil by now. Disappointing!
Oh well. When a devil gets too comfortable possessing another’s body for too long, eventually their ability to manifest their own body atrophies…
For someone to grow beyond their bounds, they must first accept that they can be more than that which they currently are. It is so for devils as it is for all other living things. Praman Nand is arrogant to a degree of fault previously scarcely heard of. He will forever think that the way he is now is the greatest Self he can possibly be, all of his names included; how could he possibly shed any of them and thus grow beyond his station?
In all honesty, it is impressive enough that a devil of such conceit has made it that far up the ladder.
He is in dire need of a lesson in humility. I am eager to watch it happen.
I can only imagine he’s gotten more arrogant over time because I can’t imagine he would have enjoyed the success he has now if he was always dumb enough to need to confront enemies more directly powerful than him face to face before calling backup. That’s the kind of habit that gets you killed even if your backup then finishes off your enemy afterwards.
I really hope somebody makes these guilders just CEASE. Cease talking, cease acting smug, cease existing in any form bigger than a single atom. Generally Cease. Becuase these are level one bosses who are acting like tough cookies when at best they are bair.
Thankfully, Al-Yisun has determined that the time for talking is over. It is now, I hope, the time for cutting instead.
Soon they will stop being coherent biology (and the like for the devils) and start being exotic, high-energy physics!
father, i crave catharsis
i wanna watch allison kill these guys even more than i wanted to watch maya kill that blacksmith
Only fools would think nobility marks one as capable of strength and skill.
Of course, these already proved they were fools long ago.
My understanding is that they have this backwards.
Nobility does not mark one as capable of strength and skill.
Being capable of strength and skill marks one as noble.
It is not a surprising mistake for them to make. Many others have made the same mistake, throughout history and throughout the many worlds.
It is a very unfortunate constant in human history.
Great people are not great because of who their parents were, or the claims they have, but by ENFORCING their claims with strength, skill, and will.
And yes, that is a Fable reference!
Slice that shit!
Ohh so they DID bring their armadas
Thats convenient
I brought my armadillo.
He’s not very convenient, though.
Yes.
A target rich environment usually is, if you have enough ammo.
I believe we’re looking at Allison perhaps mantling again, like she did when calling out Solomon during the Tournament of Power. But at much closer to the height of her abilities, to her fullest potential.
I doubt she will need to. With 2 or perhaps 3 exceptions, I believe all of these fools have only just come into their power. They are inexperienced and do not know how to wield the Art.
The only reason to mantle here would be to show off, and since mantling seems to drain a *lot* of power, I’m sure Allison would rather save that for Jagganoth.
Hark calls the Morrigan aloft o’er the battlefield, hear the percussion of war in the bravado of her dearest adherents, see the chains undone and relish in the true order of things revealed, first is the law of division, cut your way through to the soul and Reach Heaven Through Violence
THEY DARE INSULT NUKOKU? RELEASE YOUR WRATH UPON THEM, AL-YISUN! SMITE THE FOOLS ACROSS THE STARS!
…
Nah, just drop a star right on them. Here, have a cup of canned sunshine!
It works VERY well when it’s unexpectedly added to a morning routine.
Nukoku tem pelo no pé.
Porque no cu a professora não qué.
EXCUSE ME!!!
SHE ASKED FOR NO PICKLES.
The party gets bigger- plus more lads to slice :>
Not Nukoku hiding half her face after she gets embarrassed.
Ah yes, the Apocalypse hovers mere inches above the neck of Multiverse yet still shall someone find something to squabble over. Or, at least, attempt to delay the inevitable by a few seconds. Completely expected, yet still rather amusing.
How very interesting.
I once observed every armory on a world emptied, all the swords brought to bear, to strike down the starving king of ten thousand refugees fleeing a long forgotten disaster, who dared set foot on sovereign land. The petty lords believed such a grandiose display of their combined strength enough to secure their rule for all of history.
The king built a throne from their steel, and sips wine from a cup made of crowns to this day.
Worst thing about that- the throne is pointy, and cuts the king’s pants. Yet no-one ever points this out to said king.
And the cup both leaks, and is toxic. It ruins all drinks poured in it.
The lesson? Get advisors that can call you on such things, otherwise you’re going to be like that king- slowly bleeding out from a stab wound in a buttock because you can’t feel it due to the slow mercury poisoning from your fancy cup.