WHEEL SMASHING LORD 3-65 to 3-66
“Once, a long time ago, in my youth, I served as a caravan guard crossing the deserts of Qeen, a trip of around a half turn all in all, crossing through the kings road. I made the crossing about four or five times – the men in that caravan were hardened and bolstered by both youth and good, boisterous courage, fed by the frequent clashes with bandits, desert beasts, and other hazards that the crossing was known for.
One night we stayed in an errant ruin to shelter from a sandstorm. There was something about the place that set the hackles ablaze with ill feeling. Thorough examination of the area presented nothing, but into many of the stones of that place we found a curious marking – a single indentation, coiled and sinuous, as though something had been sealed in there, inside the stone itself, perhaps for millennia. Though we could not explain how, each man of that expedition, and there were fifty something of them, reacting almost instinctively with almost violent repulsion. Without any reason to think so, we somehow knew what had been encased in that stone was older than time itself.
We lost three men in the sandstorm trying to escape that place, but given no other quarter, we had no choice but to bivouac there. It was one of the most harrowing and uneventful nights of my career. The company parted soon after. We lost the stomach for the work.”
– Graves, belligerent knight

The Heir follows in the footsteps of forefathers, trading an eye for wisdom.
Oh. OH. OHHHHH.
Gog-Agog, Your Pal and Mine, doesn’t body shame. It’s not that it would be beneath her, because lets face it, She will go ANYWHERE to sell the bit. It’s Kayfabe.
It’s ALWAYS been Kayfabe. Gog memorized the script a long, long time ago(g). Up till recently, Alison has been the Heir: the eternally recurrent Conventionally Attractive Baby Face. Royal Rumble, Seven-Cubit Slam the Heels (Including Gog) Roll Credits, Back next Week.
The missing eye means Alison is The Wrong Character. She’s not the Baby Face. She’s Hogan.
I just went back to check and none of the previous heirs lost an arm or leg. Heck, the prophecy clearly shows an heir their right arm. And even Zoss has two eyes. This is definitely off script.
Zoss does have a prothsetic arm though.
I get that she’s committed to the bit, the act, but it seems strange that she wouldn’t be able to improv on the spot (unless that IS what she’s currently doing), or do an alternate plan since I find it hard to believe that she wouldn’t know what Allison looks like now, even if the details are fuzzy as to the specifics.
I think the wailing exclamation of “Oh my gog” is part of the improv, yea. If Allison is bringing a Face-Heel Turn then you better believe Gog is going to Sell It As Hard As She Can
Conversely, the only thing Solomon Sells is Merchandise
It’s hard to tell what she is selling, but then, she isn’t finished.
Yes, and a prosthetic leg. The ones Alison/Alice-un/All-Yisun/Kill Six Billion Demons is currently wearing. But he had both eyes, which is why our protagonist doesn’t have a prosthetic.
Now if only she’d lose a tooth, she could be Lord English and the Tyrant Less an Arm and an Eye at the same time.
Just throwing your great-coat at the coat-check, like the king of the universe.
I love how far AlYISUN has come from a scared, uncertain young woman to an ass kicking kung-fu god. It’s so cool.
Royalty is not bothering to even get a coat-check ticket.
You’re made of maggots.
Glass houses, Gog.
“Hello, my stupid adoring fans! It is me, the volumpitous, all-elegant, exhuberant, SWEETHEA—I mean, your pal GOG-AGOG! Tonight, we’ll be seeing a quite special spectacle tonight, as I choose which of these three will be my perfect suitor, and hopefully, end my quest for my broken heart…”
Not gonna lie, Gog-Agog here in this form would definitely duke it out against the obnoxious duchess Sweetheart (of OMORI fame, of course), with their own respective adversaries taking a back seat amongst the audience, watching the chaos and beauty unfold, culminating in an equally-obnoxious, hilarious battle.
Not only the pages are great, the liturgy is also a 10/10 banger. I live for that kind of micro-fiction
omg abbadon caught a case of gog agog lol