Seeker of Thrones 1-3
Chapter: 1
“Where be the colors I once knew?
This bright is scorch me eyes some’n fierce
All I crave is ash”
-Old devil’s elegy
Kill Six Billion Demons
BREAKER OF INFINITIES
“Where be the colors I once knew?
This bright is scorch me eyes some’n fierce
All I crave is ash”
-Old devil’s elegy
Hair is Lame. Kill Six Billion Hairs.
Metatron lives matter.
(unlike, apparently, some other angels)
The Index of Apocryphal Angels, as written in the CANON NONCANNONICAL by *11 Machine Concept Mimics Angelic Patterns and presented by 67 Icy Glaive Cleaves The Anvil Of Doubt
All names appear as written by the angels themselves, with parenthetical notes by *11 Machine Concept Mimics Angelic Patterns, who has listed angels by number here, and including names of questionable angelicness as long as they begin with a number. The numbers may be out of date as people change them sometimes when posting.
1 Angel Who Lost Count And Started Again (*slow clap*)
1 Precipitous Judgement (One? Really?)
2 Surmounts Astral Peaks
2 Star Falling Up
2 Unbound Coward Evades, Abjures Violence
3 Radiant Temple Shatters the Sinful
3 Cowardly Wisp Avoids Confrontation
3 he who blabbers the truth
3 Blind Mice See How They Run
3 Apathetic Watcher Beyond The Screen
3 Obsessive Architect Ameliorates Symmetry
4 A Vast Space of Emptiness Becomes The Person Forever
4 A Vast Space of Emptiness Becomes Good
4 Children Censor The World Badly And Mangle Other’s Words
5 Docile Tide Engulfs the Poor
5 Swords of Silver (Once had a longer name)
5 Voice Forges Requiems
6 Vigilant Dome Engulfs the Repentant
6 White Blossom Analyzes the World
6 Raging autist screams from beyond the void
6 Cubits Measured Across the Marble
6 Self-Conflicting Watcher of the Abyss
5 Golden Rings form the Chorus
7 Monolithic Repose
7 Rhetorical Question Contemplates Divinity
7 Sentient Shard Of Firmament Disagrees
7 Mourning Glory
8 Penitent Ghostface Killer
8 Fashionable Hat, Blocked by Tapirs
8 Aryan Viaydee (???)
8 stained wall rises
8 Barachiel, Guardian of Mortals (must be Petal or something to take on a name like that)
9 Granite Pillar Splendid with Swords
9 spit in the face of all expectations
10 Juggernaut Tide Shatters the Living
10 Vigilant Gaze Scours the Horizon (I don’t know either)
12 Condescending Imperial Fool
12 Recurrent Catastrophe Chastises the Heedless
12 Opalescent Visions of The Red Water Dragon Wyatt
12 Sorrowful Breath Shatters Darkness
13 Blue Thorn Crushes the Boom
13 Indigo Hammer Analyzes the Meek
13 Rhyming Wax Head
13 Chains of Darkness Bind the Aether
13 Brazen Fool Heckles the Wise
13 knows many things but believes none of them
13 Nettle Pierces the Veil
13 Silent Song Breaks the Void
14 Radiant Flower Crushes the Sinful
14 Bursting Soul Battles Entropy
16 Spokes Cross the Sky
17 Bloody Flame Heals the Untruthful
17 Spear of Thought Forged Against the Wanton, Holy Thorn Knight
18 Spiked Heads Bequeath Loyalty
18 Pure Blade Kills all Truth-Speakers
18 Black Tide Questions the Horizon
18 Heavy Stone Dropped From Above Upon The Unwary
18 Concordant Heads Bequeath Loyalty (formerly 18 Spiked Heads Bequeath Loyalty)
19 Stars Burst in cacophony
19 Demonic Chameleon Eats Sorrow
19 Hierophant Ascends late, Arrives to Observe the Humble
19 Scavenger of Knowledge
19 Burning Blades Sing Praises Of Annihilation
20 Recursive Meteor Punctures God
20 Narrator of Everything Penning Gentle Lies
21 Blinding Sea Bench Presses God
21 Fallen From Luster
22 Infinite Deluge Overwhelms the Heedless
22 Cold Chain Protects the Untruthful
22 Prophetic blade cuts away remorse cleanly through renunciation
22 Silken Threads Woven in the Shadows
23 Used Underwear Brews Tea
23 Bared Teeth Carry No Memory But Wrath
23 Jokes at inopportune moments
23 Obsessive Architect
23 skidoo ambulates quickly
23 Lamentations of the Overthrown King
24 Purity Through Starfire
24 Silent Wave Questions the Wise
24 slaughters the sinners and saints alike and forces nonbelievers into heaven because it is refined cruelty
26 Recursive Wave Shatters Reality
26 Splendid Cacophony Drowns Whispers Of Iniquity
26 Bloody Chariot Scours the Unrepentant
26 Apes Laughing Breathlessly (a name or a count of apes?)
27 Radiant Word Heals the Repentant
27 Blind Fish Purposely Misinterprets Events
27 stubborn facts resist obscurity
27 Vigilant Chain Seals the Holy
27 Simpering Coward Wastes Time With Foolish Frivolities/27 Simpering Coward Foolishly Wastes Time With Worthless Frivolities
28 SHINY CROWN HUGS BUGS UNCONDITIONALLY
28 Liquid Cowering Gaze (the first of the Apocryphal Angels, I will say)
28 Dancing Fruit of the Divine Tree
28 Crate of Teacups Descends to Inconvenience the Wicked
28 Black Sorrow Encompasses Infinity
29 Face of Fools Confounds the Dogmatic
31 Face of Fools Ascended from Iniquity
31 Some Pretentious Bastard Who Stuck A Number In Front Of His Name (I suspect this person may not be an angel at all, regardless I am putting them here for now)
31 Owl of Night Whose Wisdom Pierces the Outermost Dark
32 Chaotic Chef Ignites Recursive Fire
32 storm assaults citadel
32 Treads Softly Over Cold Ashes
32 Platinum Pestle Wants For Nothing
32 Aligns Self With The Law That Comes Before
32 Thunder Shatters the Houses of the Wicked
33 Truth Recursively Born of Madness
33 Silly blessings for all virtues
33 Black Ingot Returns From Darkness To Perish Hilariously
34 Bane of They Who Fly Poorly
34 Gilded Voice Repairs the Wise
34 Blood Burns Brightly On The Walls Of Heaven
35 Ancient Cheese Moulders In Odourous Miasma
35 Weaving Silken Threads in the Void
36 Bulwark of the Weak Crushes the Wicked
36 Boundless Blade Ponders Divinity
36 Shitposter Browses The Imageboard Nightly
36 Sermons Enlighten the Outlander
37 Vigilant Spear Walks Behind to Remember the Unworthy
37 Places Stone to Ensure Ordered Memory
39 Resonant Nail Barbarously Unravels the Unwholesome Flesh
39 Awful Goon Posts Endlessly
41 Iron Tears Slaying Stars by their Birth
41 Purring Rose Spots the Hidden Blade
41 Iridescent Lungs Blossoming Through Steel
42 Storm Rips the Void
42 Disembodied Skull Screams Condescension
42 Broken Paradigm Weaves The Enigmatic
42 Patriarch of the Dark Moon
42 Empty Palm
42 Epitaph Aged Beyond Recognition
42 Exalted Harbinger of the Relentless Dawn
44 Omnicidal Spike Fathoms the Path of Violence
45 Violet Thread in Ceremonial Knots Holds Together Sacred Vows
45 Glowing Petals Falling from The Smiths Anvil
45 Mentions Wheels at every Opportunity
45 Sharp Blades of Secret Truths
46 Void Blade Vanquishes Darkness
47 Docile Soul Crushes Civilization
48 Wanderer Contemplates A Peach
48 Empty Eye Perceives the Truthful
48 Radiant Nettle Pierces the Flesh (is this angel…)
48 Radiant Nettle Pierces the Spirit (…the same as this one…)
49 Radiant Cloud Crushes Reality (…and this one?)
49 Indigo Sword Ascends to Break the Repentant (aka 49 Indigo Sword Ascends to Break the Unrepentant)
53 Docile Flame Sunders Nations
53 Many Faces Reveal Joy of Glory
53 Incense burnt without appreciation
(Why is everyone avoiding 54-59?)
60 Shivering Stone Drinks the Surface
63 Blind Speaker Laughs for God (his number went down once. I considered it a typo)
64 Darkness, Old Friend Returns to Talk
64 storm assaults citadel
65 Frozen Ocean Repairs the Untruthful
66 Starlight Illuminates the Unworthy
67 Icy Glaive Cleaves the Anvil of Doubt
68 Blue Moon Seals the World
68 moon
69 Ardent Spear Enlightens the Envious
69 Raises Eyebrow Suggestively
70 Farrier Rises Upon The Moors Betraying Notice
71 Dark Mountain Breaks the Gods
71 Calamity Calms Dragons
72 Righteous Kick Brings Water to the Waste, Unintentionally
72 Open Palm Returns to Inflict Justice
73 Starlight Blinds the Curious
73 Behemoth Offers Chilled Refreshment
74 Hopeful Feather Defeats the Dead
74 Hammers Smite the Waters
74 Quiet Radiance of Distant Stars
75 Blood of the Concurrent Inquiries
76 Penitent Gravesinger
76 Little Children Raise Their Open Filthy Palms Like Tiny Daggers Up to Heaven
77 Adamant Bridge Engulfs the Gluttonous
78 Vengeful Spirit Enlightens the Sinners
78 Bright Song Shatters the Darkness
80 Radiant Gale Vanquishes God
81 Endless Moon Breaks the Fortunate
81 heat death of the universe not in my time
83 Oceans Revered They Are
83 Fallen Leaves of Wretched Absolution
83 Red Temple Scours the Meek
87 New Life Springs from the Ashes to Finish the Circle
87 A Hilbert Space That Is Orthogonal to All But Wishes All Well
87 Empty Tome Watches the Evening Star
88 Recursive Breath Breaks the Gluttonous
88 slothful world ravages the wise
88 Inquisitive Pupil Calculates the Inescapable
89 Lucid Dogma Swallows Ephemera
89 Fox Full Metal Ghost
89 Glowing Purpose Resonates Forever
90 Last Gasp of Insight Lost in Chaos
90 A Dog Licks Its Backside but Won’t Eat a Pickle
91 Black Hammer, Forged in Flame, Breaks Souls Across the Anvil of the Universe
91 Vigilant Stone Questions Space-Time
92 Leaves of Wretched Absolution
92 Broken Wind Clears The Room
94 Resplendent in Ignorance of Things
94 Legendary Buffoon Espouses Nonsense
97 Paper Blade Shatters the Hungry
97 Righteous Fury of the Formerly Meek
98 Turbulent Moon Receives The Repentant
99 Silent Questions Empty the Void
99 Seeks Far Off Infinities
99 Glass Sentinals of Intoxication Astride the Wall
99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall of Plato’s Cave (don’t think this is an angel, still including it)
101 Dalmatians Stymie the Cruelest of Devils
101 Ebony Darkness Dementia Raven Way
102 An Alternate Account Is Taken Of The Fallen
108 Void Arc Talon
108 Evil GiT
109 Born in Winter
110 Last Poetic Embrace
110 Midnight Mover Crosses the Street Finds and Tests All, Third Brother of Five
128 cries deeply at weddings
128 The Buffoon Rises Again
181(Note: number goes up regularly) Ghost Spike Seeks and Finds Martyrdom, Selflessly, Frequently
184 Page Weeaboo Fitan Majik
222 Hollow Head Silences The Learned
247 – Loud Words Lacking in Insight
308 Winchester Tears a Hole Through a Skull
314 Speaks for None
342 Annoying Voice Returns to Proclaim the Obvious
343 Guilty Spark (yes, I see what you did)
374 Silent Enemy of all that Sleeps
420 Inhales Vapour With Regularity
422 Unprocessable Entity
499 Annihilates with Snarky Response
537 Unreliable Principle
578 Sex Machine Flirts With The Queen
586 Glorious Clay Resists the Potters Hand
613 The Fearsome Path Cowards Follow
777 Septimani Sink Southerly Seawards
882 Pointless Malevolence
887 Small Thoughts Seek Oblivion
888 Fool Stork Fails Spectacularly but Succeeds Quietly
911 Melter of Steel Beams
911, Compiles Memories, Refuses to Move From Chair
938 Thumbtwiddler Sorts A Desert Of Sand With Great Intention
956 Two Left Feet on Wet Marble
1337 Facetious Comment Disrupts Gravitas
1492 Briefly Reincarnates To Share Opinion
1979 Neckbeard LARPing in the Comments
1990 Dances with Wolves Wins 7 Oscars (clever)
2007 Transformers, Wins 0 Oscars (now its getting old)
2827 Potato Falls Uneaten from the Table
2877 Keeps Falling Down Stairs
3879 Holy Oils Betwixt Divine Machinery
4096 Mistake Not My Current Joshing Gentle Peevishness For The Towering Seas Of Ire Which Are Themselves The Mere Milquetoast Shallows Of My Vast Seas Of Wrath
4,892 Definition of Insanity Made Embarassingly Clear
5966 Attempts to hack Reincarnation Optimistically
8,873 Cold Emerald Gaze Takes Flight
160790 Jagged Petal Does Not Retreat
797526 trustful dust floating in a ray of sunlight relentlessly sparkling at the overwhelming darkness
12357482 Unwilling Sacrifice Dies Horribly, Repeatedly
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Twixt mine ears, the voice of Princess is akin to Kenya Michaels, as though either imp was not delectable enough to behold as is. White Chain, for its part, acquires the voice of Estel or, more narrowly, Garnet of the Crystal Gems.
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I’m not sure anyone there besides him even knows about Metatron, nor why its significant, but he sure does love telling people about it.
I also presume a living god in this age, especially one as powerful as the head scribe of Yisun himself would be quite important in the grand scheme of things, I wonder when he will finally escape that broken shell that he seems to have been trapped within by the original great conqueror.