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Meti’s Sword Manual Argument 1. Glory to the Divine Corpse, o breaker of infinities 2. I am Meti, of no house but myself. In my 108th year I am surrounded by fools. My compatriots cling obsessively to their destiny, and […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
“A brain is useful only up until the point when you are faced with your enemy. Then it is useless. The only truly useful thing in this cursed world is will. You must suffuse your worthless body with its terrible […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
“To train with the sword, first master sweeping. When you have mastered sweeping, you must master the way of drawing water. Once you have learned how to draw water, you must split wood. Once you have split wood, you must […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
“I have long suspected the Belligerent Knight’s single minded devotion to Jagganoth as a natural outgrowth of the core tenets of their order. When a core part of your knightly creed includes the phrase ‘If it has a pulse – […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
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‘Our lady’s quite a portly one, But rarely does she eat. She cracks apart the bones of God, And sucks off all the meat.’ – Bard’s rhyme
“YISUN was questioned once by their disciples at their speaking house. The questions were the following: ‘What is the ultimate reason for existence?’ To which YISUN replied, ‘Self-deception.’ ‘How can a man live in perfect harmony?’ To which YISUN replied, […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Only once was there a question which YISUN hesitated to answer. Strangely enough, it was asked by Aesma, the least wise of their companions. They trode a stony road together, and Aesma’s feet grew hot and sore. She swore and […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…