KSBD 5-82
Chapter: 5
“The necessity of communication across vast swathes of multidimensional space has gouged a deep and persistent need for the consumption of devil flesh. As useful as it is, the whole hideous process is prohibitively messy. Why, myself once spent a week passing a small blue devil and afterwards was only able to speak Goblin for my time spent straining and sweating in my bunk. It is far wiser to do away with the whole process and hire a Tellan or guilder, and save yourself the potential disfigurement.”
-Preem Payapop Pritram, foreword to Seat of the Gods
Hello, little demon. You do not belong in this universe.
I agree with you.
Ah yes, there is nothing so awful as the aftermath of blue devil liquor, I have yet to see a being, whether they be mortal, machine, or something else that has had a pleasant experience with the substance.
Yeah, but can you make any good cocktails with it?
Do you know any good places where I can purchase the drink at a good price? I was planning on picnicking at Hara Berezaiti and I just can not speak Avestan. So I go the local mart and I have to literally sell an arm and a leg for bottle!
Come to Hell 86, I think we can sort something out.
How does one tenth of your soul sound to you? Reasonable price?
Avoid Hell 86, Preem Glome! Its white sand is cut with bone dust; its harlots are sick with the plague of Self (and so unconcerned with your pleasure); worse, its price gouging is not in accordance with the mandate of the Grand Dragon.
Come to Hell 102 instead! Our devils are cheap, our prostitutes sagely, and our arena swirls with white-hot death.
Are you trying to steal my customers? Do not answer, I can already see that is so.
You do realise this is an act of war, yes?
War is good for business, Yot Avesh. It cuts the grain and waters the field, and broken souls bloom in its wake like fine and desirious flowers. I welcome it!
…Of course, I myself cannot partake after 10 PM, unless we make this a war of silence.
Really? It’s a drink *and* a meal. What’s not to like?
1/6,000,000,000, coming up.
Aha! Does she not have to consume it now? Or kill it? I forget. I am to old to remember what happened when I partook! Though the language barrier is quite unforgiving, perhaps she will make a better way when she is crowned king.
82 told her that she would have to eat it.
I want the next spoken line to be:
“Is that a fucking sword?”
Please hold while we transition from Cosmic Horror to Gremlins, your time is important to us.
Zaid. Now we can put a name to a form.
I can’t help but feel sorry for poor dear Allison. The aftereffects of that liquor do not seem pleasant in the least. Wonder if she’ll try to forget all the things that happened and simply re-integrate herself into her realm’s society..
By the Gods, I have never taken Blue Devil Liquor but it does seem unpleasant indeed.
On the other hand, that Devil is exceedingly adorable, it is too bad that it must be eaten. Hm, perhaps Allison will spare the thing? Possible, but not all too likely. Maybe we should start thinking of a name for it?
Friedrich
I like it. Tastes of something from the young Pree’s own mind. It has my vote.
Chuck
It would amuse me most mightily if this wee demon were named Cio, and the Magus Gate she stole in this distant past were the very one now resting in Pree Alison’s skull.
Depending on re-interpretations “consume”, it could also greatly intensify shipping.
Wait, I see now that “eat” was the specific verb used, not “consume”.
Anyway, I wonder if this little critter will grow into the one beheaded in Chapter 3’s title.
I love how blue and orange the bathroom is. The two colors and their contrast are said to be very familiar, human colors (which is why many advertisements, movie covers, and products use them) which helps push home just how ‘home’ this place is. In contrast to the multidimension.
Congratulations, Allison. It’s a boy. Bon appetit.
It would be so much simpler if the majority of the omniverse would just pick one trade language and stick to it.
Inconvenient? Perhaps, though likely less so than hosting an infernal parasite in one’s gut every time one wants to do business the next universe over.
Alison can have her privacy, but should at least consider asking her friend for a pore strip to handle that awful whitehead she’s got going on her forehead.
That devil doesn’t look very blue to me!
I assume she’ll need to eat the little guy to get her usual language back?
A good English as a second language course would work in a pinch, but only if she has time to attend.
For the unequivocal best taste in luxury, one need only observe the tastes of the most ruthless dictators. As oppressors and kleptocrats, they do not restrain their worldly desires on any concern for their fellow beings; as powermongers and villains, they follow no binding code of beliefs or ethics; and as persons of wealth, they have all the means to do whatever they desire. It is only sensible, then, that they have mastered the arts of hedonism in ways none else can match.
‘Tis simply I who relishes in the relief of releasing the Blue Devil Liquor spawn after an unfathomably long festival? The crunch of their bones between my teeth makes me only wish for another devil to consume. Luckily for an emissary of my ilk, it does not take me long to find another bottle of my finest liquor to relive the feeling with my many vassals and concubines. In fact, another bottle I shall partake in!
Allison seems so much less regal without her horns. I hope she recovers them soon, demon-horns or no.
I think I understand what it’s saying in that last speech bubble.
I really, really wish I didn’t.
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