Sorry to say it, but it probably will. See the arena? It’s made of tiles. They will probably start falling/sinking to the bottom as the battle progresses.
Oh yeah! It’s been so long I’d forgotten.
That must be it.
Having a devil steal Zaid sure is crazy, but their chances in the tournament were slim to none anyways. At least, that’s what I think she was gonna do…
Which one is Mothbro? The only guys who stand out for me on Panel 1 are the Grim Reaper-looking dude with the scythe, the Lobster Man-looking…thing, and the dude with angel wings on his back. None of those three look anything like a moth.
Probably the one on the far right of the panel who looks a bit like a mothman, and whose head markings also vaguely resemble an owl’s face. I like that one, too!
To be specific, she got where she is by being a stupid, ignorant beast, driven only to consume, destroy, and spread, as all beasts are. The conqueror worm does not need to be cunning or well versed in sword arts, it needs only to continue consuming, for in the end, the worm is the true victor in the petty squabbles of beast and man.
Backstage in the Staff lounge at the Grand Arena, Solomon’s many progeny, sons and grandsons are hanging out. A Big box arrives. One of the sons opens it up and whips out a T-shirt which says; “I Couldn’t JUDGE YOU Cause I was Swept up in the PATERNUM’S PURPLE RAPTURE !”
“Solomonites !” says the grandson, “who’s down for THIS ? !”
I guess S-Diddy got tired of waiting and decided to just cut right to the chase. By which I mean he wants someone to cut right to Alice’s important bits.
Some dude will epically kill everyone and everything he sees and then get sniped by some twat that’s been hiding in a bush and watching Bones on his second screen.
They do have tv’s, but I dont know if they have ‘watch tv whilst hiding in a bush’ wrist watches.
Fuck, even the Celestial Empire isn’t safe from the Fortnite madness.
Thankfully the recent balance patch gave Allison a “Key of Kings (Level 100)” at a technically invalid level, so she should be alright as long as Salami Dave doesn’t ban her for cheating or the other players don’t gang up on the hacker.
Ring Of Power Battle Royale Funny Moment Epic Fail 12 Hours HD
Alternate last panel bubble:
lol youre all rekt
Alternate ALTERNATE last panel bubble:
About yay big.
The purple halo is actually an eggplant emoji.
“How weird is your penis, Solly? How weird is it?” – John Oliver
Alright boys, where we droppin’?
So Sad to see Solomon bow to the modern battle royale fad
You can’t bow to the fad if you’re so old and out of touch that you don’t know there -is- a fad.
“What’s a fort night?” – Salami Dave, 2019
Hrmm… It’s about 2 weeks >.>
What’s a tiecost?
Heh.
Isn’t it like a henway?
I thought that was one of those things like a davenport or stuvedore?
There’s also updog.
What is updog?
Exactly.
Not much, what’s up with you dogg?
gotem
David Davenport, to you.
That was exactly my thought :-p
So sad, I feel like I need a trip to the pubg after this to drown my sorrows.
I usually drown my sorrows in the Thames before going to the local pub.
I’m pretty sure universal war, with all the powers of the keys going to whomever won, was the original Battle Royale…
Exactly. Battle Royale is a RESULT. Melee is the METHOD. Fighting just one last ridiculously tired fighter is the GOAL.
All wrapped up in a political play against Gog.
If the arena is going to get smaller and smaller over time, I’m asking for refund
Sorry to say it, but it probably will. See the arena? It’s made of tiles. They will probably start falling/sinking to the bottom as the battle progresses.
The Celestial Emperor shows his disregard for merely a mortal game whose rules copied his… retroactively.
All right, looking forward to Allison and White Chain stealing a jeep and burning down the arena
Become the Ruling Body.
Why should the Ring get to say how the Ring is won or lost!
So is Allison gonna stand there with her butt on the back of her body or is she gonna get in on this?
Achewood reference, very nice.
Where we droppin girls
OH NO ALLISON CAN’T BUILD SHE’S TOAST
Don’t need no stinking buildings in POCHINKI
What’s up with the red card? Have we seen it before?
I think it’s Cio’s Calling Card
Oh yeah! It’s been so long I’d forgotten.
That must be it.
Having a devil steal Zaid sure is crazy, but their chances in the tournament were slim to none anyways. At least, that’s what I think she was gonna do…
Red cards are they way to get a devil’s attention. It could be Cio’s. It could be another devil like Kill Boss (or Boss Kill, I forget which).
Oscar?
oh wait never mind
Alison was all set to play a Mirror Force
She only managed to draw one piece of Exodia!
Kill One Hundred Other Players In A Shrinking Arena
Three days! Three acres! Three THOUSAND demons!
only ONE HEIR will win the Great Outdoor Fight!
I sincerely hope there will be turkeys and brandy.
lol
“You know what they call The Path to Royalty in Rayuba?”
“They don’t call it The Path to Royalty?”
“Naw man, they got Solomon David rulin’ shit. They don’t know how the fuck to make their own path.”
“What do they call it?”
“They call it, uh, Battle Royale with cheese.”
I dearly wish to upvote this comment.
Alas, my brow carries no star to make my will come true…
Pazuto, you are a multiversal treasure.
And like most treasures will end up buried in someones backyard.
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The best part is that I didn’t see the reference until the very last line. Well played, Pazuto.
I’m rooting for my man Mothbro up in panel one.
Which one is Mothbro? The only guys who stand out for me on Panel 1 are the Grim Reaper-looking dude with the scythe, the Lobster Man-looking…thing, and the dude with angel wings on his back. None of those three look anything like a moth.
Probably the one on the far right of the panel who looks a bit like a mothman, and whose head markings also vaguely resemble an owl’s face. I like that one, too!
Love Mothbro, love Pompadour Shark from last page
DIVINE POWER FORTNIGHT
DIVINE POWER FORTNIGHT
i cant believe we’re going to watch Gog-Agog default dance over the ashes of Salami Dave’s arena
Do you think Gog-agog could teach Solomon how to floss? I feel like it would at least be close.
Well, she didn’t get where she is by being stupid!
Oh, waitaminit, yes she did…
To be specific, she got where she is by being a stupid, ignorant beast, driven only to consume, destroy, and spread, as all beasts are. The conqueror worm does not need to be cunning or well versed in sword arts, it needs only to continue consuming, for in the end, the worm is the true victor in the petty squabbles of beast and man.
Oh goody! This should be fun!
“all non-combatants will be removed from the arena by solomon’s divine fire baby-leashes….”
Backstage in the Staff lounge at the Grand Arena, Solomon’s many progeny, sons and grandsons are hanging out. A Big box arrives. One of the sons opens it up and whips out a T-shirt which says; “I Couldn’t JUDGE YOU Cause I was Swept up in the PATERNUM’S PURPLE RAPTURE !”
“Solomonites !” says the grandson, “who’s down for THIS ? !”
Build a ramp to heaven out of the corpses of your foes
Or buy a stairway there!
Anyway, esteemed Pontifex… who are you betting on? My money is on White Chain. I’m gonna be rich again, I just know it!
Cio’s Card
I guess S-Diddy got tired of waiting and decided to just cut right to the chase. By which I mean he wants someone to cut right to Alice’s important bits.
This arc is bringing new meaning to the phrase, “Become the ruling body, dude!”
In a way this is like running away from a hungry bear. You don’t have to outrun the bear, you have to outrun your hiking companion.
The winner here could be s/he who outruns the rest! Only have to win once.
Some dude will epically kill everyone and everything he sees and then get sniped by some twat that’s been hiding in a bush and watching Bones on his second screen.
They do have tv’s, but I dont know if they have ‘watch tv whilst hiding in a bush’ wrist watches.
Fuck, even the Celestial Empire isn’t safe from the Fortnite madness.
Thankfully the recent balance patch gave Allison a “Key of Kings (Level 100)” at a technically invalid level, so she should be alright as long as Salami Dave doesn’t ban her for cheating or the other players don’t gang up on the hacker.
SOLOMON, YOU GRAPE FLAVORED ASSHOLE
He’s going to get his salad tossed, you betcha!
If you meet a six billion martial arts masters…
…Battle Royale them.
Fortnite has made its way to throne with a KSBD twist.
[ACHEWOOD REFERENCE]