The “BABY’S BACK” angelic martial arts style is long ridiculed for its childish simplicity, silly name, and predictable over reliance on suplex maneuvers. However, practitioners of the style merely chuckle in return, remembering their firstfold mantra:
“No foes exist. Only toys, and broken playthings.”
It’s certainly the most alien ‘servant’ that we’ve seen so far, though tentacle face in panel 4 is pretty alien itself, and angels and devils are a whole other slice of alien themselves. Most servants/aliens (really, I think the ‘servants’ stuff is just an excuse to draw all kinds of strange non-human creatures, but it’s a good excuse in-universe) have been either humanoid or fits some sort of biology that we can understand.
It seems almost crystalline, but the whip-pseudopod in panel 6 may indicate otherwise.
I like ‘Spiky Orange Pathogen’ too. I’m sure curious about it’s origins. Lots of other worthy fighters worth praising here too. Gun Witch, Stylishly hatted Red Dragon-Lizard, Grinning Tentacle Beast, Red Giant Acid-Spitting Scorpion, Green Knife Fighter, Belligerent Sorcerer, Pyramid Head, and that’s either an Eidolon or a fighter whose catch phrase must be… “THIS DEATH BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE NUMBER 8 !” Oh and then of course Hrotomous. Who knew Hrotomous could do extended sprints like that ? ! WHOA !
All the world will be your enemy, Prince With a Thousand Enemies.
And when they catch you, they will kill you.
But first, they must catch you – digger, listener, runner, Prince with the swift warning.
Be cunning and full of tricks, and your people will never be destroyed.
I’m a great fan of Big Baby and an homage to Arnold is always welcome, but right now I’m captivated by Crazy 8 Head and Centipede Woman. Abbadon delivers!
And the runs when the sun comes up,
With her live on the line.
Alive, for a while.
No choice. Gotta follow the laws of life.
Out here only the strong survive.
Sorry for double post, but is it me or does the warrior in the third panel look like a Conan the Barbarian version of Zaid? The face is very similar to Zaids.
Might be a bit of fanservice thrown by Abbadon, though if it isn’t, apologies.
Yeah… I know. That isn’t working. But I’ve just discovered mouseover text isn’t working at other sites for me as well… so something has borked on my end.
The whole font and box structure had changed like a week or two ago… so I’m now suspecting that it’s a Chrome update gone awry.
One day soon I’m gonna run off the edge of the world
Cause my cries for help and my pleas cannot be heard
Mine ain’t the only voice in the chorus of gloom
There’s a million of others just waiting for doomsday
Betting on White Chain was a wise investment I suppose. Looks like I’m getting all of you guys’ money, and I’ll be rich again! I certainly hope nobody else is betting on White Chain…
I could be mistaken, but it looks like the person with the revolvers in panel 1 changes hat when dying in panel 5. Or is that just a completely different person with two revolvers?
“Any one left alive after ten minutes will be entered into the next round.”
Commence the most boring piece of trans-galactic television as a stadium of people sits loafing around for ten minutes.
Love the green Beerus in the first panel. Though he doesn’t seem nearly the same power level, of course. That would probably have meant game over, even for the demiurges.
Also, that guy in panel 3 DOES look a hell of a lot like an older, buffer Zaid. Now part of me wishes it really was him and he and Allison meet and team up on the battlefield. Not gonna happen in all likelyhood, but a guy can dream….
BABY’S BACK!
Reach heaven through violence baby.
Baby Got Back! I love Big Baby and I cannot lie
The “BABY’S BACK” angelic martial arts style is long ridiculed for its childish simplicity, silly name, and predictable over reliance on suplex maneuvers. However, practitioners of the style merely chuckle in return, remembering their firstfold mantra:
“No foes exist. Only toys, and broken playthings.”
Dayummmm~
βNo foes exist. Only toys, and broken playthings.β
πππππ
This violence babyβs certainly about to send Allison to heaven.
BABIES IN LAST PANEL
ARE CLOSER THAN THEY APPEAR
Who would win: The heir to all creation, the king of kings, the one destined to topple the Seven and restore order to the multiverse
Or
1 baby boi
My money’s on the golden baby.
Cougar Kunoichi (Cougarichi?) and the Masked Mongol: Finally we settle our rivalry with a decisive bout!
Giant Baby: Out of the way scrubs; I got gods to murder.
300 gold doubloons on Cougarichi kills mask.
Any takers?
Fourty Keku of gold on Alice and Baby both survive until the next round.
Fifty crowns on the giant baby, the conan barbarian looking guy, Al’yissun, and that orange sea urchin thing making it to the next round.
I wonder what kind of creature that spiky orange thing on the left of panels 5/6 is.
Likely it is a harmless pathogenic starfish with floating powers, just quietly floating and spearing, within the currents of violence in the melee.
It’s certainly the most alien ‘servant’ that we’ve seen so far, though tentacle face in panel 4 is pretty alien itself, and angels and devils are a whole other slice of alien themselves. Most servants/aliens (really, I think the ‘servants’ stuff is just an excuse to draw all kinds of strange non-human creatures, but it’s a good excuse in-universe) have been either humanoid or fits some sort of biology that we can understand.
It seems almost crystalline, but the whip-pseudopod in panel 6 may indicate otherwise.
I like ‘Spiky Orange Pathogen’ too. I’m sure curious about it’s origins. Lots of other worthy fighters worth praising here too. Gun Witch, Stylishly hatted Red Dragon-Lizard, Grinning Tentacle Beast, Red Giant Acid-Spitting Scorpion, Green Knife Fighter, Belligerent Sorcerer, Pyramid Head, and that’s either an Eidolon or a fighter whose catch phrase must be… “THIS DEATH BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE NUMBER 8 !” Oh and then of course Hrotomous. Who knew Hrotomous could do extended sprints like that ? ! WHOA !
Hrotomos always reminds me of a murderous version of Yubaba’s son in Spirited Away
All the world will be your enemy, Prince With a Thousand Enemies.
And when they catch you, they will kill you.
But first, they must catch you – digger, listener, runner, Prince with the swift warning.
Be cunning and full of tricks, and your people will never be destroyed.
Run Allison, Run!
May Frith bless her bottom as it sticks out of the hole she has found herself in now!
FINALLY it’s Allison vs Giant Baby! π
No. It’s Allison verses the next fastest guy. Pro Tem.
I’m a great fan of Big Baby and an homage to Arnold is always welcome, but right now I’m captivated by Crazy 8 Head and Centipede Woman. Abbadon delivers!
And the runs when the sun comes up,
With her live on the line.
Alive, for a while.
No choice. Gotta follow the laws of life.
Out here only the strong survive.
I’m reading this, I open youtube in a new tab and Ballroom Blitz pops up at the top of the list of recommendations.
It’s getting less and less subtle every day…
Hrmm… I would have expected Terrible Ted and the Ten Fingers of Doom, what with it being a Free For All… and all.
My money is on FLOATING DEATH SPORE
My friend Ta’ruk and I have an ongoing bet for how long the little fellow will last–so far, it seems I’ll be 30 silver pieces richer!
I’ll take that action. 200 pieces of silver and a kite!
Allison: Hey does this mean we should…
White Chain: DODGE!!!
Ah, I see Allison is making good use of the Joestar Secret Technique
Sooo…. all you gotta do is _hide_ for ten minutes then…
What’s the DC to hide on an empty, featureless plain while hundreds of people are trying to kill you?
Because I don’t think Allison can make the skill-check.
Gonna be plenty of corpses to hide in, under, and behind soon enough. A little Pass Without Trace and voilΓ !
Exactly. Not-dying is achieved by not-fighting OR by not-running. Either tactic can work. Either tactic can not-work.
okay so basicaly im babby
Finally, the answer to what Zarathustra Thus Spake
So many fatalities!
Taking all bets!
i’m baby
Worth the wait! This is rare form my dude!
Breaking through the wall of violence to pursue the rising king,
Oh yeah intensifies.
Beerus is fighting along! What a surprise :D!
Where? I don’t see any other pursuers than Hirotomo there.
or maybe it’s Lying Cat
REACH HEAVEN THROUGH VIOLENCE BABY
TFW you tryna run away from child support
WOO! Here comes the troublemakers! Also Deja Vu for Allison.
Sorry for double post, but is it me or does the warrior in the third panel look like a Conan the Barbarian version of Zaid? The face is very similar to Zaids.
Might be a bit of fanservice thrown by Abbadon, though if it isn’t, apologies.
Just me, or is there no mouseover text?
It’s there, sometimes you have to move the cursor outside the viewing area and back to get it to appear.
Yeah… I know. That isn’t working. But I’ve just discovered mouseover text isn’t working at other sites for me as well… so something has borked on my end.
The whole font and box structure had changed like a week or two ago… so I’m now suspecting that it’s a Chrome update gone awry.
Sigh. I got it to work. I have to load the page in isolation, no other Chrome tabs or browsers open, so it looks like a memory issue.
“Herald of Violence”? Mo like Cherub of Violence, amirite?
*crickets*
I’ll see myself out.
good guys bad guys and explosions
as far as the eye can see
And only one will survive,
I wonder who it will be.
This is the ultimate showdown!
-This is the ultimate showdowwn.
Of ultimate destiny!
I’m back baby
Baby, don’t hurt me…
Don’t hurt, me no more…
Amazing use of the Joestar secret technique by Alisson!
We’re probably not going down that line, but what if everyone decides to just stay still for 10 minutes? π
Attain heaven by running away works also….
Reach Heaven through violence, baby!
Kodak film and throwing flame
Perhaps the weirdest in this game
When two or more just fight the same
Running away from responsibility be like.
The giant child has arrived, Iβve waited so long for this fight!
Aly Shun seems to have mastered the ancient Joestar technique: NIGERUNDAYO, SMOKEY!
Poor Allison. π
(shooks looks really cool/pretty in the first couple of panels!)
*she looks
Awwww yeah, that certainly deserved two weeks & a day of waiting! Spectacular & inventive, with Giant Killing Baby added.
One day soon I’m gonna run off the edge of the world
Cause my cries for help and my pleas cannot be heard
Mine ain’t the only voice in the chorus of gloom
There’s a million of others just waiting for doomsday
Is Allison going to fight Whitechain!? Oh this is so exciting!
I like the lizard with a nice hat, he looks cool like a voodoo conductor.
Is that Kronar, Son of Man from Oglaf in panel 3? That looks a lot like Kronar. I hope it’s Kronar. π
Canβt be. Heβs got all his fingers on both hands.
By the Light, I’m glad I’m not in there.
The turquoise cat reminds me of a kobold from KOA: Reckoning
I see we have some more members of the parade of fools at hand…
Now see, I would love to learn whats up with these freaky beings in the back. We need another MC with a strange appearance.
Oh. Hey, Beerus.
KILL BABY THROUGH VIOLENCE
Hrmm… Delay heaven by avoiding violence? Run like the wind, Bullseye!
Free things in human societies are often expensive, sometimes regrettably so.
When in doupt run like hell!
Is that Kronar the Barbarian from Oglaf in the third panel? It’s probably just a generic Conan-esque character, but Kronar came to mind.
I thought they looked like a Conan the Barbarian version of Zaid, but I agree that he is at minimum, a Conan-like character.
Lets hope she is prepared to reach heaven thrue cardio
PRAISE THE SU……whoah crap that’s a giant baby not the sun…
Betting on White Chain was a wise investment I suppose. Looks like I’m getting all of you guys’ money, and I’ll be rich again! I certainly hope nobody else is betting on White Chain…
Do we know Big Babyβs name or is it yet unknown?
Hrotomos. One of the pursuers, and very dangerous.
Not that anyone in that arena is anything but very dangerous, of course.
I could be mistaken, but it looks like the person with the revolvers in panel 1 changes hat when dying in panel 5. Or is that just a completely different person with two revolvers?
Different person. The one dying doesn’t have the white gloves or the poncho of the gun witch shown in the first panel.
“Any one left alive after ten minutes will be entered into the next round.”
Commence the most boring piece of trans-galactic television as a stadium of people sits loafing around for ten minutes.
If this world were a sane one, this is what would happen. Instead we get random crits, Sans in smash, and rains of giblets.
baby don’t hurt me
don’t hurt me
no more
Love the green Beerus in the first panel. Though he doesn’t seem nearly the same power level, of course. That would probably have meant game over, even for the demiurges.
Also, that guy in panel 3 DOES look a hell of a lot like an older, buffer Zaid. Now part of me wishes it really was him and he and Allison meet and team up on the battlefield. Not gonna happen in all likelyhood, but a guy can dream….
BABY MODE!
Giant Golden Murder Baby
Giant Golden Murder Baby
GUANT GOLDEN MURDER BABY
He is gonna kill you
Baby power!
is that Lying Cat from Saga??