It certainly makes sense that this being has been slain 420 times. It also possibly explains its unhinged demeanour. No other angel has perished so much, and returned so quickly.
It’s theorized the Law binding it contained some fatal error.
Summertime, and the livin’s easy
Solomon’s on the microphone with the Agogs you see
All the people in the ring will agree
That we’re well-qualified to represent divinity
And me and Cioelle, we gon’ run to the party
Dance to the rhythm, it gets harder
Me and my girl, we got this relationship
I love her so bad, but she treats me like sh…
On lockdown, like a penitentiary
She spreads her lovin’ all over
And when she gets home, there’s none left for me
Summertime, and the livin’s easy
Solomon’s on the microphone with the Agogs you see
All the people in the ring will agree
That we’re well-qualified to represent divinity
And me and Cioelle, we gon’ run to the party
Dance to the rhythm, it gets harder
Gog-Agog must be listening in on this. She may also be broadcasting. And syndicating. She will certainly be rubbing her hands and squeeing. The consequences of this are uncertain…
Blessed be the Genre-Savvy, blessed be their comings and goings. Blessed be their sacrifices, their wit, their acceptance of the Lie of YISUN while seeing through it. Blessed be they who advance the plot, who break the fourth wall, who walk onto the Hero’s blade without so much as a murmur. Blessed be they.
It’s my headcanon that everyone else who saw Allison’s Beacon of Kings is currently duking it out just off-panel for the right to be the one person to duel her. These two schmucks are just sneaky opportunists who managed to slip past the melee and attack whoever they thought was the most distracted.
The nice thing about a “Battle Royale” in this context is that people have actual motivation to attack you one by one and not in teams.
Oh hell yeah.
gwothe and devewopment…. awww yeah..
Oh, this angel. I do not like this angel.
I find this angel immensely amusing. Partially because i know that they will drive others crazy.
Kindly consider,
My siblings and I thought this angel banished from Throne long, long ago. Their return means the beginning of a reign of madness.
Kindly Consider: Fortnite Funny Moments Cringe Compilation. You Just Got A Spot On It.
Then you know what you must do. Grab a knife & fork and start eating!
If it’s any consolation, at least 420 people share your opinion of them.
It certainly makes sense that this being has been slain 420 times. It also possibly explains its unhinged demeanour. No other angel has perished so much, and returned so quickly.
It’s theorized the Law binding it contained some fatal error.
I thought he was a verdant devil.
I laughed way too loudly at your moniker, oh my god. Thank you for being here, Preem UWU.
PREEM. UWU.
I CAN’T
YOU WIN
I’M OUT
holy chalices this fucking slew me i’m fucking double-dead fuck
Well Cio, You specifically said, You don’t date. Is this You saying, You want to be more than friends with Allison?
Either more than friends or just friends. It is possible the romantic part is over.
Summertime, and the livin’s easy
Solomon’s on the microphone with the Agogs you see
All the people in the ring will agree
That we’re well-qualified to represent divinity
And me and Cioelle, we gon’ run to the party
Dance to the rhythm, it gets harder
Me and my girl, we got this relationship
I love her so bad, but she treats me like sh…
On lockdown, like a penitentiary
She spreads her lovin’ all over
And when she gets home, there’s none left for me
Summertime, and the livin’s easy
Solomon’s on the microphone with the Agogs you see
All the people in the ring will agree
That we’re well-qualified to represent divinity
And me and Cioelle, we gon’ run to the party
Dance to the rhythm, it gets harder
Gog-Agog must be listening in on this. She may also be broadcasting. And syndicating. She will certainly be rubbing her hands and squeeing. The consequences of this are uncertain…
No they’re not.
(Joker voice) RRRRATINGS.
Solomon (from off screen): Get a room, you too!
Two. Not too. Too would be silly.
I like to imagine it’s Solomon. “Get a room!” At Alison and Cio. “You too” to Gog-Agog after noticing how hard she is currently fan-girl-ing right now
Or maybe “Get a room! You too…hot to do this in my arena!”
Cio’s come a long way from her multi-armed spider bitch days.
Ahh… good times.
I was going to say that this would be a terrible time to talk about your relationship but honestly if not when they could die then when?
“Too thick, and too pretty.”
Come now Cio, that’s a little redundant, don’t you think?
Cio, already taking off clothes: “Allison you’re so fucking stupid”
Allison: “We need help for this fight. What’s the number for 911?”
Allison is dummy thicc AND a thick dummy
What’s that from!? I’m laughing too hard to remember, help
THE G WORD
Gerstman?
Cioelle is in fact, the best girlfriend, by admission of her faults- a rare thing for such a prolifically vicious violet devil such as her.
I swear, if this is the first half of a dramatic breakup arc, I am going to glass someone.
Uh, well, that’s… ONE way of… looking at it? Aheheh.
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I love it when people have conversations while fighting.
These two deserve each other, and I mean that simultaneously in the best and worst of ways ^^
Hell is other dumbasses.
I’m gonna take this comment and frame it and hang it on my wall.
Animating hair must be fun.
The thief-queen will steal your heart
Its awfully polite for the other contestants to charge at them one by one and give them time and space to work out their domestic issues.
Would you want to get in the middle of that? I think not…
They realize that things are currently operating under Shoujou Manga rules.
Blessed be the Genre-Savvy, blessed be their comings and goings. Blessed be their sacrifices, their wit, their acceptance of the Lie of YISUN while seeing through it. Blessed be they who advance the plot, who break the fourth wall, who walk onto the Hero’s blade without so much as a murmur. Blessed be they.
It’s my headcanon that everyone else who saw Allison’s Beacon of Kings is currently duking it out just off-panel for the right to be the one person to duel her. These two schmucks are just sneaky opportunists who managed to slip past the melee and attack whoever they thought was the most distracted.
The nice thing about a “Battle Royale” in this context is that people have actual motivation to attack you one by one and not in teams.
You beat me to it. These opponents are not on the same team, and therefore aren’t exactly motivated to coordinate with each other.
I’m curious what the rules say about Cio’s entrance though; even if she were registered this seems like a late arrival.
Cio makes me so HAPPY! Also I like most of the characters and am terrified someone is going to get eaten by Gog-Agog.. if its Cio I will legit cry.
That thing was too hot to be called a girlfriend. Too thick, too pretty, too sassy and too tough. It was more like a large hunk of a Waifu.
…this. This hurts me, on so many levels.
It took me a second to get the reference, and then I died.
Oh Cio, don’t beat yourself up too hard.
You do fine. As long as you don’t cling. Allison will probably sail more than one ship, eventually. White Chain, Zaid, Tsundere Juggernaut Star…
inject the gay DIRECTLY into my veins
“lesbian couple resolving relationship issues in the middle of a big fight scene” is just too awesome for words
I don’t know, Aran, you found some good words for it right there.
So I guess she’s a girlfriend now?
Well, look at that.
This is possibly the Best Thing Ever.
Ha ! I called it! Cio’s been there the whole time. She’s a sweet demon, as such things go.
She is the baddest of the bad girlfriends.
Long live the Queens