Everyone knows this story, it’s as old as time. The drunk at the tavern, that nobody takes seriously. That everyone mocks. That everyone pushes around. But when a fist is formed and a punch thrown? Hell itself knows not the fury that is unleashed next, for it is a god of pain that is awakened. Even the strongest warriors know not to enrage the old quiet warrior, for they are strong in ways you cannot comprehend.
So, sheer unadulterated awesome aside, Meti was right.
“Behold! The awesome fires of God. The limitless power of pure creation itself. Look carefully. Observe how it is used for the same purpose a man might use an especially sharp rock.”
To be fair Gog-agog, your whole aesthetic and schtick is court jesters so I think it’s a little understandable that they don’t fully take you seriously
“AAAAANNNNND – We’re BACK at the Gog News Network
– with the Gog Gossip Hour !”
“Gog interviewing Agog, with the Solid GOLD Gog Dancers !”
” Gog: “So……… Agog – is it TRUE you HAD Jagganoth ?”
Agog: “Well what’s TRUE is that he BEAMED ME !”
Gog: “NO !”
Agog : “OH YES ! I mean like I totally lost count after the hundredth time.
He beamed me up, he beamed me down, he beamed me all around.
Gog – I’m telling you. I did go to pieces a few times.”
Gog : “So what’s the best thing about ‘Big J ?’ “
Agog: “The BEST thing about Jaggy is that he totally DISRESPECTED me in front of the those other five Loser Wanna be Divine kings.
You know – for ages and ages I’ve played FUCKIN’ NICE…..!
AND TAKEN ALL KINDS OF SHIT FROM THOSE MEAT BAGS !“
[ STARTS TO SWELL TO GIANTESS PROPORTIONS – WITH SPIKES ]
Gog : “Go on !”
Agog : [ Now stands five stories tall -whispers in bass ]
“J gave me an excuse to get really really mad.
And I did. I got REALLY REALLY MAD.
No more Ms Nice Clown !
So……Then I tore him a new one.”
Most of her body mass is probably in the 1/7th of reality that she controls. As long as she can keep resupplying using her Key that’s a LOT of biomass to kill…
I did a total double take on this comment because in Russia/Ukraine we have a kids rhyme that starts off almost exactly the same (approximate text as there are many different variations): “Nobody loves me, nobody will kiss me, I’ll go to garden/swamp/garbage pile and each some worms. They are all so colorful, red and green, I will fill my belly and die – because nobody loves me…”. Now my brain is double blown because apparently this text is also featured in Verka Serduchka’s song “ГОП ГОП ГОП”, albeit more cheerfully. How the hell did we manage to create such similar works?..
“It’s tough to be a God, but when you get the peoples’ nod, count your blessings and keep ’em sweet, that’s our advice.”
– Miguel and Tulio, local Gods
Poor old GA. As a God and a Jester she’s doomed to be underappreciated by her peers.
Everyone knows this story, it’s as old as time. The drunk at the tavern, that nobody takes seriously. That everyone mocks. That everyone pushes around. But when a fist is formed and a punch thrown? Hell itself knows not the fury that is unleashed next, for it is a god of pain that is awakened. Even the strongest warriors know not to enrage the old quiet warrior, for they are strong in ways you cannot comprehend.
Gog-Agog awakes, and true power is unleashed.
So, sheer unadulterated awesome aside, Meti was right.
“Behold! The awesome fires of God. The limitless power of pure creation itself. Look carefully. Observe how it is used for the same purpose a man might use an especially sharp rock.”
she is about to play pinochle on every single one of his snouts
Ahh, but that was extremely nice. Now I’m going to sing that song for the rest of the day.
He definitely heard.
Do you think the breaker of worlds could tell me where he got these *nice* floral-pattern shorts?
A last request before an end to everything:
A shopping trip and a recommendation
To die in style, a fashion sensation
To be fair Gog-agog, your whole aesthetic and schtick is court jesters so I think it’s a little understandable that they don’t fully take you seriously
At Play in the Fields of the Worm Queen
“AAAAANNNNND – We’re BACK at the Gog News Network
– with the Gog Gossip Hour !”
“Gog interviewing Agog, with the Solid GOLD Gog Dancers !”
” Gog: “So……… Agog – is it TRUE you HAD Jagganoth ?”
Agog: “Well what’s TRUE is that he BEAMED ME !”
Gog: “NO !”
Agog : “OH YES ! I mean like I totally lost count after the hundredth time.
He beamed me up, he beamed me down, he beamed me all around.
Gog – I’m telling you. I did go to pieces a few times.”
Gog : “So what’s the best thing about ‘Big J ?’ “
Agog: “The BEST thing about Jaggy is that he totally DISRESPECTED me in front of the those other five Loser Wanna be Divine kings.
You know – for ages and ages I’ve played FUCKIN’ NICE…..!
AND TAKEN ALL KINDS OF SHIT FROM THOSE MEAT BAGS !“
[ STARTS TO SWELL TO GIANTESS PROPORTIONS – WITH SPIKES ]
Gog : “Go on !”
Agog : [ Now stands five stories tall -whispers in bass ]
“J gave me an excuse to get really really mad.
And I did. I got REALLY REALLY MAD.
No more Ms Nice Clown !
So……Then I tore him a new one.”
Gog: “CAn I confirm that you’re talking about the man’s asshole?”
That may have been a mistake on your part Jaggy m’boy
HEY SALAMI, WHAT DOES THE SCOUTER SAY ABOUT HER W O R M LEVEL?
Underappreciated comment of the thread, right here.
IT’S OVER SIX BILLION!
I just realized panel 3 is Agog’s impersonation of Solomon and panel 4 is her take on Mother Om.
Quite. But she’s passed on the chance to actually morph into their likenesses. Distracted, I guess.
Strike at the sand,
accelerate, land,
with dirt on your hands
The eyes staying in place are probably the most unsettling thing about this.
It’s a pretty good party trick, but sooner or later (probably much, much later) you run out of biomass.
If each worm is 1HP then her health meter is very long… but not infinitely so.
It’s way more elegant and simple if all the individual worms just know Ki Rata and do breathing exercises to make their wormy skin hard
also I can’t stop imagining what it would look like
Most of her body mass is probably in the 1/7th of reality that she controls. As long as she can keep resupplying using her Key that’s a LOT of biomass to kill…
>enormous stockpile of biomass held in its own dimension that can be instantly teleported in whenever any is destroyed
This seems to be a common Worm Tactic
Your pal, Gog Agog. Your chum, Gog Agog. You’re chum…
Where Gog was dismantled, I was expecting to see her key hanging in mid air.
One does not simply incinerate the Queen of Worms, chummy.
I think we’re about to appreciate Gog Agog more when she was in harlequin mode.
it honestly feels like the last panel and penultimate panel should be swapped, but I KNOT its right.
♫ Nobody likes me
♫ Everybody hates me
♫ Think I’ll go and eat worms
First I’ll bite its head off
Then I’ll suck its guts out
Then it’ll take my soul away
Find Dissolution
I did a total double take on this comment because in Russia/Ukraine we have a kids rhyme that starts off almost exactly the same (approximate text as there are many different variations): “Nobody loves me, nobody will kiss me, I’ll go to garden/swamp/garbage pile and each some worms. They are all so colorful, red and green, I will fill my belly and die – because nobody loves me…”. Now my brain is double blown because apparently this text is also featured in Verka Serduchka’s song “ГОП ГОП ГОП”, albeit more cheerfully. How the hell did we manage to create such similar works?..
They play that on the Gog-Agog channel ALL THE TIME.
Warning, warning the Worm is on the loose! I repeat the Worm is on the loose!
I was WORKING on that FACE!!!!!!!
Gog-Agog is not an insane clown, she is the whole posse
Yeah, but worms! How do they even work?
Oh my god, the ICP was the key all along.
If Gog worms Jagganoth, does he become
JUGGANOTH?
No. He just becomes Gog Agog. That is the true power and horror of the worm.
Wouldn’t change anything, he’s already Violent J. Gog-Agog must change into her second form… Gog 2 Agog, if you will.
Inside the pocket of a clown … du-wah, du-wah, doo-wah, doo-wah!
May Her passage cleanse The Wheel.
I was NOT expecting Herbert but I’m so pleased to have seen it. Came here to make this post, leaving satisfied that KSBD is in good hands. <3
Sadly, one must be cautious. There is Herbert and then there are Herberts. This, of course, is THE Herbert.
My favorite as a child was Orange Herbert, preferably on a cone.
“It’s tough to be a God, but when you get the peoples’ nod, count your blessings and keep ’em sweet, that’s our advice.”
– Miguel and Tulio, local Gods
Poor old GA. As a God and a Jester she’s doomed to be underappreciated by her peers.