Breaker of Infinities 1-22
“We will make you useful,” said Jantris, storm-crowned. “Tell me, dead man, what is the most useful thing?”
At one time, Yaun could think of many useful things, such as the pot his mother had used to cook meals daily, or the piece of sturdy twine they used to fasten the door to his home shut since the wood had warped and it no longer closed properly. He may have thought of the heavy wooden screens the men of the village affixed to their houses during especially bad storms to protect them. Every house in the village was covered, no matter how destitute, and the men worked tirelessly, day and night, until all were secure. Yaun’s uncle had promised when he was older, he would join in their making, and had shown him the tools.
Now those screens, those men, Yaun’s uncle, the piece of twine, the pot his mother owned, and his mother were all carbon; and that carbon had turned into dust and mixed with the dust of the valley and been shit upon by wild dogs.
“A sword,” said Yaun, who was now a dead man.
“Good,” said Jantris, smiling with his very white lion’s teeth. “This is a promising start.”
First?
You win teh interwebz.
“ta dah!”
I been waiting forty years for somebody to do the crossed-arms-while multiple-lightsabers-orbit Supreme Divine Art in a Star Wars movie.
and will keep waiting, I guess…? Since this is neither star wars or a movie…?
Never go full gamma.
This is done by kreia in the old republic games
Metatron First
No wait, actually…
Metatron 1 is the first book of Metatron, but there was a Metatron 2. A much later, even tripper expansion to the lore, so heretical that it makes Metatron 1 seem quite orthodox.
And the journey of Metatron, to fulfill his destiny, by becoming a worthy vessel for the voice of a god to holy it can destroy all but 4 most potent angels with a whisper, certainly has some weight here.
whut?
Big man jagganoth in dah house
Bye mudboy
Hello bloodboy
The strange crimson liquid that flows through mortals is quite a potent power source, but is easily displaced from its host. More over, as any liquid it is easily spoiled. Perhaps Incubus, while learning the forbidden arts of blood alchemy, was wise enough to ensure none would survive draining him of his precious crimson draught.
Or perhaps not, and Jagganoth is about to become even more terrifying. Let us see the results of this gambit.
Suddenly, ksbd is the cultivation story I’ve been seeking.
I am the bone of my sword.
Steel is my body…
and fire is my blood
I have created over a thousand blades.
Unknown to death, nor known to life.
Have withstood pain to create many weapons.
Yet, these hands shall never hold anything.
So, as I pray—–
——-Unlimited Blade Works!
I’ve got a steely bone for ya!
So does the technique actually drain blood or is it just a really cool name?
Poke enough holes and the blood drains out on its own, I suppose.
Incubus, bearer of the word SIEVE.
Actually, when I zoom on panel 1, it looks like he’s blocked the thrust and avoided the perforation.
I apologize, but…
*penetration
You said thrust, I had to!
Now, Preem Jagganoth has many blades, but carries none of them……
“Beware the swordsman who carries no blade” is becoming far too literal.
I feel like he has WAY more blood to give up for draining than anyone realizes
What use has a dead man for blood?
The living cling to it so greedily.
Give it up and be free.
What are you paying for it?
The mineral rights to my corpse aren’t cheap.
Black pudding?
What the hell’s a sword soul
It is a sword one wields with one’s soul,
rathe than with one’s arm.
For most men, it is quite useless, however gods are another matter.
Ah! A philosophical conflict!
We have one dead mentor who says that swords are ugly useless things and that frankly you’d be best served throwing yours away and taking up farming or some more useful trade or craft.
We have one dead mentor (an assumption, I can’t think of any way to create this monster without getting killed by him in the process) who says that farming and other crafts are useless, and that the sword is the only useful thing.
We look forward to a violent resolution of these conflicting philosophies.
And all of them killers!
At least one won’t wring their hands about the moral goodness of it all as they’re cleaving you in half.
The battle between these two philosophies tends to lose meaning when you realize you sort of need a sword to win it.
Can the victorious sword not be beaten to a plowshare?
That trivializes matters only if one assumes the sword’s definition of victory; rather circular logic, I would think. The whole point of 10-139 to 141 is that it’s not that simple.
A woman is born on a farm, grows up surrounded by loving family, learns to work and has time to play. She learns to love, gets married, has children and works the family farm every day.
Then, in the winter of her fourty-first year, a bandit comes as she walks to her neighbour, slays her, and loses.
I’d rather be her than the bandit.
Although he’s late by a decade.
The bandit flees from the town, fearful of others like him.
The bandit only grows in distance, and the winter only colder.
Everyone dies
Some live as dead men, fit only to be useful tools for bandits.
Mourn the opportunity cost that is his existence.
I suppose it depends on how hard you can hit someone with your plow…
Swords lose meaning when there is no food to eat. Conflict loses meaning when there is no land to fight over or something worth protecting.
The only singular value a sword has is the ability to protect against violence.
It is worthless on its own and only founds meaning in the protection of more precious things.
A sword that doesn’t have a hand to guide it is no more than metal.
The most useful thing in the world isn’t a sword. It is to find meaning in the world and only people can do that. And that is why Jantris took a person and not a sword.
Jantris being “crowned with stars” tells me he was a demiurge, and it seems likely Yaun took that star away from him, so that mentor is probably as dead as it gets.
I have a feeling the next page is going to be quite a doozy. we might even get a Boss Title Drop , finally
i hope you’re right
i also suspect we might only get jagganoth’s title drop once he’s the only of the seven left alive
Fuck yeah, breaking out the impact font!
Wise elders from the dark villages always said that the most useful thing that anyone can have is a good relationship between body, mind and soul. Perhaps it is only applicable to those still living.
The best way to preserve a good relationship between body, mind and soul is being able to protect all three, so in many ways the sword is still the most useful thing anyone can have.
Jagganoth appears to be a very poor swordsman.
To be expected, after all the Archer class is really made up of Archers
*sees what you did there*
BLOOD AND SOULS! BLOOD AND SOULS FOR MY LORD ARIOCH!
Hail, last of the kings of Melnibone! Also watch out for that black sword…
It seems to have taken Jagganoth quite a bit of effort to wrestle that lightning into submission.
Maybe if the others can just keep him busy, Allison will be able to run.
are u telling me jagganoth’s sword is a vampire
Maybe that’s what all the VVVVVVVs mean
Hey I love this comic but the name of this super move is so funny to me fjghffh you don’t need to fight mr bigman just bully the way he named his super move
Jaggonoth is after all the Ultimate Edgelord
Impact font is uh… interesting choice
considering whose move is the move, and the par TICULAR values the character seems to embrace and embody…
i think it might be artistic perfection
uh, the font choice, that is 😅
Jagganoth’s stance may seem imposing – but the crafty fighter will notice that he has left his genitals completely exposed and undefended. And though you may not scratch his body, a kick to the junk is a kick to the junk no matter how deadened you are to pain. Solomon, you know what to do.
ah, the robert hill school
we know it well
There is a school of kung fu that would take issue with this.
If the empty palm form of Monkey Steals Peaches is not effective, resort to the iron fist variation, and vice-versa.
One of them will prove effective.
But who knows what powers are imbued in Jaggy’s stylin’ codpiece!
…
this comic is so cool
I really like how the sword magistry is done
Does this mean that Jagganoth is the real King of Swords?