Wielder of Names 5-84
“I can’t stand it!” howled Aesma, “Your elegies are dull! Your saints are all liars. Your youth are pallid and weak, and your wine tastes like piss. One cannot as much fart in here without being preached at.”
“Out, demon!” said the Hierophant, and brandished his stave of authority. A score of priests stood beside him, robed in their aprons and strewn about with their golden chains. The light of good and righteousness sharpened their noble features and rugged eyes.
“Were violence not forbidden in this most holy temple, we would have thee out by the stave,” boomed the head priest. “I pity thee, crawling thing, for thy black heart is all shriveled and malnourished without the guidance of moral authority!”
“At least I’m not being sucked on by old men!” spat Aesma at the holy congregation. She then pulled down her loincloth and mooned them, to great dismay. Then the staves came out after all, and she was thrown out of the temple in a short order.
“Get thee a husband,” said the exasperated priest, and slammed the door shut.
Aesma thought this was not a bad idea at all. Husbands were rumored to be better than dogs. She set off.
-Excerpt from ‘Aesma and the Red Eyed King’
“What a jerk.”
– Ancient Proverb
Some say more ancient the words.
“Seriously, what a BS move.”
– The Second Testament
“Dick.”
-Confucius
‘sonofabitch’
– Jesus, to the men selling in the temple
Someone’s jelly coz they have no CUP MAKIN TALENT
The sword is an ugly piece of metal, and its adherents idiots.
Properly said.
He mad cause his armor looks like porcelain
You’re suggesting that, to end the menace of the Thorn Knights, we need to hire porcelain painters?
Maybe they’re self-concious about being stuck in an ugly piece of armour, on top of being enthralled to the most awesome and terrible of their kind?
Aesma sets herself on a path of grim learning indeed.
In my time I have sampled the pleasures of husband, wife, and dog in turn. I now prefer cats. They do not require the attention wife and dog require, they do not demand the emotional availability husband and wife demand, and do not attempt to climax all over your leg at inopportune moments as both dog and husband are wont to attempt.
They will admittedly murder most small animals in their vicinity and offer up the near-dead mutilated bodies as tribute, but no companion is perfect.
On the contrary, these qualities are what make the cat a sublime companion for those who walk the road of Want.
Near-dead mutilated bodies are the best part of having a cat.
Hmm, maybe I should get a cat? Though it is strange to own someone who can be considered distant family-… Though, I have met Humans who own simian companions.
Please, do not “sample the pleasures” of the dogs, you’ll scar their souls.
But… I thought dogs LIKED belly rubs!
Men probably poured multiple lifetimes into White Chains armor. For is it not a glorified teacup?
Mix Ash, Metal and Stone to create Armor
In its emptiness, there is the function of an Angel.
-The Way Of YISUN Canto 11-
187 Pretty Porcelain Vessel Carries Awakening To Tomorrow
when even angels forget humility, they forget their original purpose.
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I THINK “TEACUP” WOULD BE A LOVELY NAME FOR THE PRICKLY ONE!
I’m saddened. In some versions of the Faith tea is an essential portion in understanding the mysteries of YISUN. That one of their angels would mock it so is almost blasphemous.
Eh. Seventh Syllable of Royalty, y’know?
Worry not, he only mocks those who spend great efforts on things which do not last. Were it a cup of tea with little time spent on it’s creation, 6 Juggernaut Star would not care about it at all.
At first I thought 6 Juggs was cool, but he isn’t cool!!! he’s just a dick!!!
He’s a cool dick though.
A timeless classic!
This isn’t juggernaut. The faces, the halo, the whole body is different
This IS Juggernaut, in his physical form. The bonedaddy form you saw was the form he took within the void.
Yeah it is. We’re in the physical realm. He’s inside his stone body. Just like 82 is again.
Because we’re not in the void anymore, do try to pay attention.
These are not mutually exclusive traits.
As a kind of a dick myself, I implore why one can’t be both?
Also Juggernaught Star is one of my favourites amongst my brothers, even if I don’t completely support his views.
I too was a husband but then I took an arrow to the knee and was banished to the to the couch for a century when I made this ancient joke to my mate. He was only amused after we finally removed the celestial arrow though.
Consider yourself lucky, I would have found a harsher punishment for uttering these words within my home.
One of my husbands once spoke them, forcing me to banish him into the Halls of Infinite Reflection for a few days-… Though it no doubt felt a thousand years to him. Poor man hasn’t yet gotten over it.
Why call the ephemeral a fool’s quest? Ozymandius would surely disagree.
JSSTU seems to be more a fan of immortal steady states, if his own quest is any indication.
Ozymandius can suck camel Wang. All he did was make a statue and a statement.
Ok, serious question for the storyteller: What is the full list of materials that my brethren can have their shells made from?
Ash from the Void.
But seriously, you should ask a Peregrine Knight, not Yis-Voya.
YOU KNOW NOTHING, YIS-VOYA SNOW!
>Not 69 Sex Machine
One. Job.
Sorry, but being a sex machine that flirts with queens got me killed more than sixty-ninth times.
It’s crazy how kings can be jealous.
Jeez, maybe I’m just a weak Angel? Omg nooooooooo ;3;
I would not be supervised if the full list of ingredients contained as one item: The full list of ingredients. Yisun likes to do that sort of thing to those who are too serious in their question asking.
There is a better place for such questions: http://killsixbilliondemons.tumblr.com/ask
Angel armor is forged from the ashes at the edge of the cosmos:
http://killsixbilliondemons.tumblr.com/post/139979005790/did-all-the-non-prime-angels-just-hang-out-in-the
See, that doesnt explain why Thorn knights have such a different surface texture or why 2 seems to be made of a soaponified corpse. And if non-ash can be used to make angels then shouldnt some crazy demiurge in the past have forged glass ones or paper ones>
6 Juggernaut Star Drinks Tea, Ironically
6 Juggernaut Star Drops The Teacup
And yet, strange circuitous canon declares he speaks with the voice of an announcer at a monster truck rally.
I wonder what his “inside voice” is like, or if it’s even possible for him to speak in such a way.
6 Juggernaut Star Spills Tea Unceremoniously
Well, I was right on two counts! 6 Juggernaut went for the tea, and 82 White Chain leapt into action to prevent him killing the girl.
Oh lovely. To top all the atrocities that Juggernaut Star commits on a regular basis, he apparently has sunk the time and energy into becoming an expert, a connoisseur even, in something that he only enjoys ironically. HIPSTER!
He’s an expert.
Los Angeles: Throne Experts, the new serie crashing to your most favorite tv channel: Royal Channel!
This tale of Aesma pleases me. I hope we’ll have some more! I wonder who is the poor soul that will end up as Aesma’s husband.
6 Juggernaut knows the value of things. They have no value, and that’s hilarious. Pray the vanity of our existence, for we crawl on the great work of YISUN, and we are not worthy of it. But even without worth, we crawl and exist, and YISUN watches and smiles at our poor existences.
The circular death of Yisun created us all. Did he die in vain? A piece of the infinite must at least have infinitesimal value, shouldn’t it?
By creating the Multiplicity, YISUN, prayed be his name, have corrupted themselves.
We, Inheritors, shall know no value for we are broken, shattered pieces of YISUN’s flame.
Or so have I been thaught in class, after I reincarnated. 10 Blue Holder Of Knowledge Seeks Enlightenment, Frivolously was my teacher, and he was a good teacher.
The thing you say is a lie, but by telling the lie, you begin to make it true.
Are you certain that your life does not hold the Meaning of Royalty?
Sadly, an Angel cannot be Royalty. But I do not regret this state of things, for I am the Law, and the Law is immortal.
Angels also cannot lie. Cracks them up, you see.
I must say that I too enjoy tea, but more out of an impressed amusement that humans took it upon themselves to boil up so many leaves just to discover which ones were good to drink afterwards. This determination to find enjoyment in food and drink, despite the abundance of such leaves that will snuff out their little lives, will always fascinate me.
Perhaps 6 Juggernaut Star would do well to consider that is their tendency to throw their lives into often nonsensical things is what has made mortals the rulers of this universe.
Go White Chain! Be the anime you wish to see in the world!!!
Shh! Don’t encourage her. Otherwise she might start strapping weird drills to her hands.
A generous gift of gnosis.
Thorns have but one purpose.
To punish the curious.
I suspect that one is going to try to teach this to White Chain.
Oh Aesma, I’d so wife you…
Beware those wild ones. A spirit of cold, white order, such as yourself, would likely have difficulty enduring more than a few centuries with a fiery Black Goddess.
It is in the nature of the black flame to tempt, but in the end it rarely rewards what it promised.
I wonder what it takes for an angel to consider themselves an “expert” on matters of the human realm. Perhaps they are like humans who claim to be experts on alien abductions or other superstitious half-truths; a few misinterpreted experiences swaddled in a lifetime of bored speculation.
Is not the Law a fragile thing? If not, why is it broken so often?
And do not angels dedicate their existence to it?
Angels are indeed bind in the Law!
We breathe the Law, we eat the Law, we live the Law, we are the Law.
Once we were united, as was the Law.
But today, in those dark times, the Law is crackled and broken.
And from its shattered body rose a new order of homicidal Angels, the Holy Thorn Knights.
Though I admit they look cool and badass, I am absolutely not agreeing with their brutal methods.
And let’s not speak about the Rogue Angels!
I am more of the old school, the Concordant Harmonies, as my brothersister 82 White Chain.
6 Juggernaut Star did not strike me as one to have much of a sense of humor. More single minded devotion to his quest to eliminate everything discussing from the universes.
BEWARE That which you find humor in will soon be tolerated then embraced!
Let the battle of symbolic gestures continue!
It came from a fan thread:
http://i.imgur.com/RxJUFH7.png
“I’m lovin’it”
Pala-pa-pa-paaaaa!
Praise be to Ronvld, Knight of Cheese.
I am indeed loving it.
Well if that doesn’t just sum our angel up in a nut shell!