Wielder of Names 1-10
Chapter: 1
“The lightn’ings on which they rode were bent with talon’d lash,
An’ few there were that rode ahead and batter’d out their path,
But others reach’d with grasping hands to pluck fools from the fray,
An’ best as known them sorry souls are ridden to this day.”
– Folk rhyme
Shrike inspired? I may need to terrorfap… if such a thing is possible. Excuse me…
This is the most BADASS thing that has ever been on the internet.
I will not back down from this statement.
*starts up Rob Zombie’s Scum of the Earth..?* No. Not quiiite yet.
This is what I assume Sithrak is when he’s not being pestered by his followers
This comment fills me with joy.
Even the Blind Gibberer revels in the freedom of the road.
Yes.
My favorite thing about this page is White Chain’s “WTF” expression. But also that skeleton who looks extremely excited about being the handlebars. Actually I just love this page in its entirety.
PURIFY AND VITRIFY, BROTHER THORN!
VITRIFY AND PURIFY, BROTHER THORN!
Well, that’s brutal.
Ya see here? The corruption all starts with kids putting playing cards in their bicycle spokes, which eventually leads down a thorny path to ultimately this.
Woe be he that mistakes the rider for the steed.
Might one call this… a recruitment drive?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qha2kSrqof4
http://warhammer40k.wikia.com/wiki/Doomrider
Oh, this is going to be good. Demon bikers are cool.
Dagger eyes?! I know this one!
“When I converted your brothers, I sounded just! Like! THIS!”
I think we can all agree the villain of Who Framed Roger Rabbit? would have been better if he’d been riding a motorcycle made of toon skeletons.
It’d certainly give him something better to do with all that freeway he wanted to make.
i think i saw this guy in Fury Road…
Oh, what a day! WHAT A LOVELY DAY1
http://www.quickmeme.com/img/bd/bd2db146741d60661d6eb7e4687db20d47eec41c2b0deb972cc3e5b56f85f1b3.jpg
He seems like a perfectly reasonable chap.
How messed up did you have to be in life that you ended up being a Penance Angel’s motorcycle in the afterlife?
Am I the only one who thinks the skeletons look like they’re making JoJo poses?
What impresses me most is that as a creature of eternal flame he possesses neither hair nor chest, yet still manages to have a hairy chest.
HE…
IS…
THE PAINKILLER!!!
“I’m gonna hit the highway like a battering ram,
on a silver black phantom bike.
When the metal is hot and the engine is hungry,
and we’re all about to see the light.
Nothing ever grows in this rotting old hole,
And everything is stunted and lost.
And nothing really rocks, and nothing really rolls
And nothing’s ever worth the cost.”
Oh no. Oh sweet mercy.
I thought I’d left the Painted World behind me.
I thought I’d escaped!
Is that an undead Dodge 4-Wheel Tomahawk motorcycle?
The axels of the motorcycle pierce the skeletons in the same places where the spears pierced 2 Michael. All the little details in this are blowing my mind.
…woe be he that mistakes the rider for the steed.
WOE BE HE THAT MISTAKES THE RIDER FOR THE STEED.
Tch.