I am making $100 an hour working from home. I never imagined that it was honest to goodness yet my closest companion is earning $16,000 a month by working on a laptop, that was truly astounding for me, she prescribed for me to attempt it simply. Everybody must try this job now by just using this website.. wÂwÂw.MÂoÂnÂeÂyÂpÂaÂyÂ6.cÂoÂm
Me even more! With just nine simple steps: Choose wealthy parents, a rich developed country as a place of birth, be born healthy, stay that way, go to school, go to university, get a degree, get a job that pays accordingly and then work! Please book my course where I show you how to accomplish this. Especially the first four steps may be difficult for a layperson to achieve on their own.
That will be to late – I will teach you how to choose birth place etc. as well as show you how to speed up reincarnation. 100 % guarantee that you will be satisfied or you get your money back. Not one of my pupils has ever come back to ask for a refund.
She’s certainly got a certain flair about her training methods. Not sure I’d want to be the trainee, but it looks like it’d be entertaining to watch. You know, before the empathy kicked in.
Honestly given this is Allison the Unkillable Roach Who Will Only Try Harder Out Of Spite, Maya is right and she should proceed exactly like this. One assumes she does tailor the method to the student (or, alternatively, choose the student who’ll do well with the method).
The “if you can dodge a foot you can dodge a sword” approach also provides benefit in training her to be vigilant enough to evade assassins Incubus might send her way and/or a demiurge himself should one appear without good ol Slalom to stunt on everyone else at 3000 mph.
ksbd community is a great source for raw lines. i remember i ran across “There is no art more dangerous than binding, to be bound is to know your true strength, to bind another is to mistake a rope’s strength for yours” on one page and went “where is that from?” one google later i realized its probably original.
Alice is about to engage on in her true college major/specialty – a drunken journey of comedically beating the Incubus and the Middle Army by avoiding all their punches while staggering around and acrobatically finger locking their throats, only to say, “Your kung fu is good; you’ll beat me next time”?
The Drunken Master Maya is about to pay tribute to the Eight Drunken Immortals in the Legend of the Drunken Mistress?
Remember way back in the first book when Maya kills and unknown amount of assailants off-screen (sword marks all over the flagstones) and then pays for her noodles with a proverb.
(To get a little more philosophical about this – Maya acted like she still had to specifically pay for the noodles, and not doing so was a cheeky “beggar” act on her part. She’d just protected the guy from a whole lot of violent deaths, but she didn’t say / assume / act like that was sufficient payment. No, that was just a thing she did. Also she ate all his noodles, oops :P)
Well observed.
I once saw Maya as the grumpy, cryptic, and pudgy lifter at the gym who is helpful. Every once in a while, she One-Punch-Man’ed an overwhelming threat.
This frame? She joyously embraces the styles her old master (also a renown drunk) and Jackie Chan/Freddie Wong while flexing like a pro wrestler.
This is the warrior body type to fear most. Often mistaken for “slow but powerful”, it’s really “resilient and fast and extra powerful”. Mass times acceleration is a truly terrifying physics reality.
Wait… no! That’s not a pun, that’s the POINT! Right foot kick, step on Alison with her right foot, drink with her left hand so she can’t use it to fight and the gourd blocks her left eye. She isn’t just beating Alison down, she’s doing it while mirroring Alison’s situation!
which webcomic are you talking about? what’s QC? if there is another good webcomic somewhere, I would like to see it-i have found most webcomics I looked at to be quite self-indulgent and wish-fufilliy in the isekay sort of way, all thou phrhaps my mistake was looking in webtoons.
There’s probably half a dozen imho, and K6BD and QC are two at the top of their game. You now have exactly 5000 to catch up on btw, congratulations! (And many congrats to Jeph – who’d a thunk it back when the next episode, if it came, was cherished, let alone thousands more). I found myself the other day just rereading hundreds, and can’t even remember what the trigger was (that happens here too, and time so spent is never wasted).
Is the Content Questionable?, regularly; anything from jokes about butts, to Ai ethics. Or are the characters Questionably Content? – almost certainly.
I don’t think Allison is underestimating Maya so much as just being Allison about it. This is the exact same energy with which she took on other demiurges too – I mean yeah Maya could beat them while missing an eye, an arm and a leg, but that’s not the kind of thing that ever stopped Allison, nor ever will.
Welcome to the realm of the girlboss
JOKE’S ON YOU I’M INTO THAT SHIT
Fuckin’ keen, man 😎😎😎
I am making $100 an hour working from home. I never imagined that it was honest to goodness yet my closest companion is earning $16,000 a month by working on a laptop, that was truly astounding for me, she prescribed for me to attempt it simply. Everybody must try this job now by just using this website.. wÂwÂw.MÂoÂnÂeÂyÂpÂaÂyÂ6.cÂoÂm
Begone, sniv’ling wraith! Haunt not these hallowed grounds!
Me even more! With just nine simple steps: Choose wealthy parents, a rich developed country as a place of birth, be born healthy, stay that way, go to school, go to university, get a degree, get a job that pays accordingly and then work! Please book my course where I show you how to accomplish this. Especially the first four steps may be difficult for a layperson to achieve on their own.
Hmm… I will consider this in my next incarnation.
That will be to late – I will teach you how to choose birth place etc. as well as show you how to speed up reincarnation. 100 % guarantee that you will be satisfied or you get your money back. Not one of my pupils has ever come back to ask for a refund.
Eh, I’ve got my next one booked. Just need targeting and a proper summoning requirement, and I get to set those factors.
2145 is hopefully going to be calm enough.
Remember: you don’t NEED to answer every summoning!
47 One Thousand Eyes Gaze Upon This Badass Hot DAMN
Hell yeah
Hell yeah.
Hell yeah. (Amen)
WHEEL SMASHING LORD MORE LIKE ALLISON SMASHING LORD AIMRITE?
yep
I like a belly-fold
I like a six-pack
I like that Auntie was just WAITING for an excuse to go bald, too
Maya truly has something to offer everybody.
master sword skills
ideal human form
uhh
thats all that someone could want.
Beatdowns?
I like me a woman who can crater me into a wall when angered.
The children would be MAGNIFICANT!
Yeah, I also just really like girls.
REALLY TALL QUEENS, AND THE SHORT STACKS!
oh hell yeah bald musclewife time
The training methods of the Mendicant Knights are infamous for several reasons.
Auntie Maya, the inverse Samson.
She’s certainly got a certain flair about her training methods. Not sure I’d want to be the trainee, but it looks like it’d be entertaining to watch. You know, before the empathy kicked in.
Honestly given this is Allison the Unkillable Roach Who Will Only Try Harder Out Of Spite, Maya is right and she should proceed exactly like this. One assumes she does tailor the method to the student (or, alternatively, choose the student who’ll do well with the method).
Although it’s still kinda hard to look at.
The “if you can dodge a foot you can dodge a sword” approach also provides benefit in training her to be vigilant enough to evade assassins Incubus might send her way and/or a demiurge himself should one appear without good ol Slalom to stunt on everyone else at 3000 mph.
I lament that I have not enough upvotes to give.
If you’re not suffering, you’re not training right.
That which does not kill you makes you stranger.
I suspect you meant stronger… but stranger is probably far more apt.
Every week, I am in agony waiting for the next page. My suffering is eternal for my love of this comic is unending.
same tbh
“My suffering is eternal for my love is unending.”
I’m just gonna borrow that one.
If you google exactly that phrase with the quotes included, it is the only return the search provides.
So I guess this is possibly the earliest online coining of the phrase.
ksbd community is a great source for raw lines. i remember i ran across “There is no art more dangerous than binding, to be bound is to know your true strength, to bind another is to mistake a rope’s strength for yours” on one page and went “where is that from?” one google later i realized its probably original.
Someone should seriously compile a collection of these.
Abaddon continuously throws out these insanely beautiful koan-esque fractals,
I think that’s a big part of inspiring the audience to keep up.
“Consider that you should have stopped me.” Damn, that’s gonna be a rough lesson to get through…
The ways of learning combat are myriad, but “I will thrash you until you can make me stop” is the oldest.
The same one of their Master’s lessons that Incubus gave her after killing Cio.
I think Allison would agree that a kick in the face is definitely the preferable way of being taught that one.
Yuppppppp
No deaths of small animals this time, either!
BALD ARC BALD ARC
KSBD was secretly a ploy to sell action figures this entire time.
Sure you just bought Muscle Alice and Skinny Alice, but what about the brand new Bald Alice?? Only 50$ at your local Target!
Just like Dragon Ball!
Mommy? I’m sorry… Mommy? I’m sorry… Mommy? I–
Alice is about to engage on in her true college major/specialty – a drunken journey of comedically beating the Incubus and the Middle Army by avoiding all their punches while staggering around and acrobatically finger locking their throats, only to say, “Your kung fu is good; you’ll beat me next time”?
The Drunken Master Maya is about to pay tribute to the Eight Drunken Immortals in the Legend of the Drunken Mistress?
Hopefully this. And not the nasty version.
Auntie Maya looks like she could lift a car. And then eat it. And then kill you.
And probably administer a fairly cathartic back massage.
Can’t have back pain if your back has been mashed into a fine, bloody pulp.
Remember way back in the first book when Maya kills and unknown amount of assailants off-screen (sword marks all over the flagstones) and then pays for her noodles with a proverb.
A true icon
(To get a little more philosophical about this – Maya acted like she still had to specifically pay for the noodles, and not doing so was a cheeky “beggar” act on her part. She’d just protected the guy from a whole lot of violent deaths, but she didn’t say / assume / act like that was sufficient payment. No, that was just a thing she did. Also she ate all his noodles, oops :P)
Well observed.
I once saw Maya as the grumpy, cryptic, and pudgy lifter at the gym who is helpful. Every once in a while, she One-Punch-Man’ed an overwhelming threat.
This frame? She joyously embraces the styles her old master (also a renown drunk) and Jackie Chan/Freddie Wong while flexing like a pro wrestler.
Meanwhile Maya protects a noodle vendor of some skill and their stand that she would prefer to not have harmed. That scene was this proverb in action.
This is the warrior body type to fear most. Often mistaken for “slow but powerful”, it’s really “resilient and fast and extra powerful”. Mass times acceleration is a truly terrifying physics reality.
The fat is merely an extra layer of protection!
Enjoy it whilst you can, Allison, some people pay good money for this kind of treatment.
I dig this so much. Every single panel is pure gold.
I’d recognise that gourd anywhere… That’s the magic potion from Asterix !
Maya’s cheating, she stole it from the old druid Getafix !
Now I get why Incubus said that when they REMINDED HIM…
Now I respect Maya a little bit more, for having so much to offer even while drinking !
Guess you could say Maya beat her single handedly
I have to hand it to you, that’s a good one.
Alison is really going to have to learn to arm herself if she wants to get through this.
I’d say this lesson would cost Allison an arm and a leg but.
Can she really afford to pay?
Wait… no! That’s not a pun, that’s the POINT! Right foot kick, step on Alison with her right foot, drink with her left hand so she can’t use it to fight and the gourd blocks her left eye. She isn’t just beating Alison down, she’s doing it while mirroring Alison’s situation!
Assuming that’s intentional, gotta admit that’s an amazing catch, well done
ohhh, good catch! never would have noticed it.
Now she just has to drink until she makes as bad decisions as Allison.
Maya stop, you’re drunk.
Conversely, Maya–continue with great vigor, you’re drunk. Also have some noodles, next one’s on me.
Surebaet Noodles–it’s a “sure bet” you’ll love your bowl!
Training arc, LET’S GOOOOOOOOOO!
Maybe she’s born with it, maybe it’s being drunk
Muscular Maya Milkers
It’s funny How there are lots of QC readers here.
the Good Webcomics Fandom
which webcomic are you talking about? what’s QC? if there is another good webcomic somewhere, I would like to see it-i have found most webcomics I looked at to be quite self-indulgent and wish-fufilliy in the isekay sort of way, all thou phrhaps my mistake was looking in webtoons.
There’s probably half a dozen imho, and K6BD and QC are two at the top of their game. You now have exactly 5000 to catch up on btw, congratulations! (And many congrats to Jeph – who’d a thunk it back when the next episode, if it came, was cherished, let alone thousands more). I found myself the other day just rereading hundreds, and can’t even remember what the trigger was (that happens here too, and time so spent is never wasted).
Is the Content Questionable?, regularly; anything from jokes about butts, to Ai ethics. Or are the characters Questionably Content? – almost certainly.
i have very little idea what you just said, but…ok?
questionablecontent.net
oh, thanks.
Yes, Questionable Content is great and has an enormous body of work. Started in 2003, he’s up to his 5,000 episode.
I miss a lot of the indie rock band references in the beginning episodes, but he’s really evolved the whole world of the comic. Prolific output.
I have to also note that “Unsounded” by Ashley Cope is a work of genius, in the same category as KSBD, in my humble opine.
QC is Questionably Content, another web comic.
They have to cut their hair so that it can grow back over the course of the upcoming training montage.
QC is good?
Taking the drunken master trope to new heights!
Lesson one: Don’t be cocky, lol
Never underestimate anyone with THAT many scars visible on them.
Well, they on par with scars — it’s mojo that makes difference
I don’t think Allison is underestimating Maya so much as just being Allison about it. This is the exact same energy with which she took on other demiurges too – I mean yeah Maya could beat them while missing an eye, an arm and a leg, but that’s not the kind of thing that ever stopped Allison, nor ever will.
Reach Heaven Through Sake. HICK!
To overcome the hardships of the old world, one must get their drinking pre-game on point.
Like an old man once said, “Sobriety is Defeat.”