Seeker of Thrones 9-120
Chapter: 9
“Beware thou crawling thing! When the gods clash the sky is red with their lightnings. The hosts of Khamun-re and Astet come forth to do battle, and they smite each other with stars. Turn thou thy face backwards against their black heat, or thou wilt taste death.”
– Ritual warning of the priests of The Azure Palace
I knew something terrible would happen the second Mammon turned out to be so kind and calm.
So much for 000001’s idea that the chaos outside could just stay out there.
Granted, 000001 never really expected one of the other Demiurges to pilot their floating palace straight into the recursive bank.
Big tactical mistake, assuming any of the Demiurges are sane.
mammon’s not kind and calm. he’s old and wasted. he’s a fallen god, not an evolved being. so is mottom.
And so the petty queen wrecks grandpa Mammon’s nice home.
What a turbobitch.
Some say that subtlety is for lesser beings. Those people are not always wrong.
Well, that’s a much easier way of breaking in.
He is blind. He is foolish. He has the mind of a child.
He is still a god.
And someone has come to take a toy from him.
the hungry one returns.
=//=
ALL SHOULD FEAR WHEN GODS DO BATTLE!
particularly when a young god has reason to take up arms beside an old one
1. Cio got no nip nops!
2. BOSS TIME!
Once again the children of the Hot Black Flame disappoint.
No blood to drink; no nip nops to nibble.
Knoc knock.
Knock Knock.
Mottom: “Alright, just park it carefully outside the- FUCK”
ME
Listen! Listen close. You can hear it in the winds. The thunderous roar of gods.
that’s a lot of guests
Depends on how many people on Mottom’s palace survived entry. Mottom herself is a no brainer, but her many servants and nobles are another matter.
mottom hasn’t heard about paralell-parking
One notes the difficulty of parking parallel when one’s vessel is a disk.
And thus Mottom CUTS through infinity, and glory strikes the tower.
Elsewise is observant.
This is what we in the industry call a “holy shit moment”.
Holy shit.
to put shortly… OH. NO.
OH NO!
pheh. speak the Hexagrammaton correctly.
O H Y E A H
Well, that’s going to cost a lot to fix…
Oh wait
Yeah! Let’s COUNT!
Question: if a 3 km wide city crashes into the side of a 1 km fractal building, will the whole city fit inside before coming out the back wall?
Looks like Incubus is getting his war, even if Allison’s not going to be the one to start it…
She is a wedge to drive between them.
That is the nice thing about vague prophecies: any fool could see the moment a new player came on the scene, the proverbial “excrement hitting the whirling chandelier” would inevitably come to pass.
Technically, Allison DID set off Mottom’s roaring rampage of revenge. Our young rising king still was the catalyst for cosmic war.
“Goddamn it.” – Mammon
THUNDER DOOOOOOOOME
Two men enterrrrmmmm… wait a second. There are no men in this picture. >.>
TWO GODS ENTER, ONE GOD LEAVES
Come on, people. Just this once, can’t we get Beyond Thunderdome?
*Throws Hands In The Air* Y E S ! Y E S !
Oh dear God.
You speak of which one? There are two.
Regardless, time that Cio flew.
War
Who
What is it good for?
Good God
Mother Om
What is it good for
Queen
Damn, this is even more unexpected than nice dragon.
Good Gods Y’all
What is it good for?
Good GOD y’all!
Good gods, y’all
what is it good for
Good god, Yall
“Mottom is not a very subtle Queen”
from the image’s alt text.
So, will Alison end up with two more keys now?
What is it good for?
Yeah..
Yeah…
WHAT IS IT GOOD FOR!?
ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYH4HsHvxO8
What is it good for?!
Yeah
War? What is it good for?
What is it good for?
Huh
But, what is it good for?
War never changes
It was Unavoidable
WHAT IS IT GOOD FOR
There shall be a reckoning of blood and lightning and gold and wrath and fire
Because shit’s goin’ down.
What is it good for?
Huh!
What is it good for
Good Gods, y’all.
what is it good for?
Say it again!
OHHHH YEAAAHHHHHHHHH
*MS Paint Adventures narration*:
In dismay, you watch as Mottom crashes her floating palace through the wall, Kool-Aid Man style.
Gluttony confronts Greed. Though if they switched places, could you tell the difference?
yeah i mean mammon looks emaciated for no good reason and mottom made a huge deal out of looking good by eating stuff