Yes a crushing blow it was.
One ruptured spleen, two bi-sected liver,
Three – Whoops nope – save the broken hearts for later.
“Hello O’ Dragon’s Avatar !
Is that a Flaming Glaive – for a Knave ?”
“Nay it’s a Flaming Halberd – for I am PERTURBED !
The Penalty is Death – or perhaps Atomization
For MAKING OUT WITHOUT PERMISSION !
You TWO ARE INCREDIBLY RUDE !
A short list of your offenses…
You Break in,
Commit property damage,
Slay the Dragons’ servants,
Steal his coin,
Don’t give due homage to my lord
And proceed to intimate entertainments !
While my lord may be indifferent and blind to your trespasses,
You offend my eyes with your lack of contrition and passionate embraces !
If you were elsewhere – you could get a room,
Here instead – you shall face your Doom.
Since you are so full of Desire
– I will give you FIRE !”
Once, I met the god whose breath weaves the tale of Throne here in the City of Emeralds. I predicted that Cio is in fact not Yabalchaoth. Yabalchaoth never left and became Mammon’s Emissary, I said. He asked what my theory was based upon. I told him it was clear before me, since Mammon’s Emissary is purple. He was speechless before my great wisdom. Unfortunately my dog needed watering so I had to leave soon after.
I think Cio just hit most embarrassed person in many of the long and varied histories of the universe.
– Fanfic author whose self insert was discovered
– …by the author of canon, who is ALSO the main character she was shipping herself with
– …via the method of them kissing
– This came right after her succumbing to the temptation to return to the awful thing she once was. Deep personal shame is a type of embarrassment, right?
– She’s also named after a soft drink
“Fret no father, we have no need of thy flail. Tis only the flame, quivering at misguided Ash. Please avert thine eyes. I will snuff out these ashes for good.”
Begone, THOTS
Exsanguination – Exhalation – Exclamation – Expurgation ?
“Oh what I crush I have on Thee !”
Yes a crushing blow it was.
One ruptured spleen, two bi-sected liver,
Three – Whoops nope – save the broken hearts for later.
“Hello O’ Dragon’s Avatar !
Is that a Flaming Glaive – for a Knave ?”
“Nay it’s a Flaming Halberd – for I am PERTURBED !
The Penalty is Death – or perhaps Atomization
For MAKING OUT WITHOUT PERMISSION !
You TWO ARE INCREDIBLY RUDE !
A short list of your offenses…
You Break in,
Commit property damage,
Slay the Dragons’ servants,
Steal his coin,
Don’t give due homage to my lord
And proceed to intimate entertainments !
While my lord may be indifferent and blind to your trespasses,
You offend my eyes with your lack of contrition and passionate embraces !
If you were elsewhere – you could get a room,
Here instead – you shall face your Doom.
Since you are so full of Desire
– I will give you FIRE !”
Once, I met the god whose breath weaves the tale of Throne here in the City of Emeralds. I predicted that Cio is in fact not Yabalchaoth. Yabalchaoth never left and became Mammon’s Emissary, I said. He asked what my theory was based upon. I told him it was clear before me, since Mammon’s Emissary is purple. He was speechless before my great wisdom. Unfortunately my dog needed watering so I had to leave soon after.
KSBD was already great, now its cannonically sapphic, my day couldn’t get better!
Judicator: So this has been uh, really great I guess? I’m going to smash you now.
I think Cio just hit most embarrassed person in many of the long and varied histories of the universe.
– Fanfic author whose self insert was discovered
– …by the author of canon, who is ALSO the main character she was shipping herself with
– …via the method of them kissing
– This came right after her succumbing to the temptation to return to the awful thing she once was. Deep personal shame is a type of embarrassment, right?
– She’s also named after a soft drink
An incisive post, the last line of which made me actually snort-laugh.
GG NO RE
Eventually Abaddon will run out of cliffhangers.
That I very much doubt.
It is cliffhangers all the way down.
All the way down the cliff.
CAN’T. HOLD. ON. MUCH. LONGER!
In pleasure, departure
Therefore
Blindness, deafness,
And after that
Silence
It’s okay, the priest lady’ll use that hammer to nail all be blood back into Alisons body.
That’s how it works right.
Man, she really is just straight up Elfreide huh
“Fret no father, we have no need of thy flail. Tis only the flame, quivering at misguided Ash. Please avert thine eyes. I will snuff out these ashes for good.”
D-Darling, they’re having a moment.
Bill collectors always call at times like these.
They have a sixth sense for intimate moments.
The one true way to feel alive is to come within a hair of death.
Awww, sometimes all you need to hear is that you won’t be killing each other later rather than now.
Yessss. Reciprocated!
What kind of halberd is that?!
A giant, flame halberd.
Obviously.
Honestly after little over a week of makeouts this was a perfect followup that hit on all relevant points.
Ma Grumpy looks like she’s thinking “To kill, or not to kill. That is the question.”
She’d have to be exceedingly stupid if she hasn’t figured out these two are no threat to her beloved dragon.
Also, yay for lovebirds.
If 000001 is not shipping that, then 000001 must die.
Judicator is fucked. Cio will enter 200% mega-lesbo-defense for her new boo.
And this comic has shown time and time again that LOVE CONQUERS ALL!
000001 is about to unleash the spin-to-win.
The last panel makes me think “dark souls boss” for some reason.
She made a Dark Souls reference just a couple of pages ago.
First kiss happens in the vaultroom
Holy Mother waits to kill you.
Nothing happens in a vacuum.
“Arrival” seems a bit disingenuous when she’s been standing around this whole time, waiting for these useless lesbians to have their first/last kiss.
I’ll be honest I was charmed by Cio’s apparent crush/fanart, but I wasn’t sure or expecting it to be requited. That said, INTO IT.