Seeker of Thrones 9-108 (MAMMON)
Chapter: 9
“[O]utside the ordered universe [is] that amorphous blight of nethermost confusion which blasphemes and bubbles at the center of all infinity—the boundless daemon sultan […], whose name no lips dare speak aloud, and who gnaws hungrily in inconceivable, unlighted chambers beyond time and space amidst the muffled, maddening beating of vile drums and the thin monotonous whine of accursed flutes.”
as the berserk
warrior said:
“you’re huge! that means
you have huge guts!
rip and tear!”
the rest is
history
SCP-682 got big.
The being you know as SCP-682 is NOT Mammon, or even remotely connected with the 7 Demiurges of Throne. The Lost Child of the Scarlet King is as an insect to the might of the Demiurges (as is her father, whose title of “Scarlet King” is borne entirely of arrogance and not of true nobility).
He loooks… skinny. Got no time to eat, countin’ all eternity?
IÄ! IÄ! THE TOWER! THE UNBREACHABLE FORTRESS OF THE HOUSE OF GOD! BY HIS PERCEPTIONS ENCHAINED! BY HIS AMBITION RESTRAINED!
IÄ! PITY HIM!
I hope you won’t pull some stunt have the children die for cheap pathos, Abaddon. :/
AWAKEN, MY MASTER
Rouse Thyself, impregnable Tower of the Deep, for the Eternal Count has been interrupted! Restore order, Lord Mammon! Name the number of her days!
And while you’re at it, could I please have a raise? I’ve been thinking of replacing my skull with a macro-ruby, and I can’t do that without a Black Glass buzzsaw blade, and those cost a pretty penny. I promise, He Who Feasts in the Dark, it is in the name of Greed.
Mighty!
I see now what Whit Chain meant when she said they are utterly mad. I suspect ALYISUN will have to free Mammon in some way as well.
I’m starting to think you can’t master a Key without going insane, becoming an asshole, or, most often, both.
The child that dropped the chest of money stopped the count, not Allison. Surprised no one noticed the kid.
That was a box of flowers.
The kid dropped the chest because of Allison. I don’t doubt the child will be eaten AFTER her.
“Demon Sultan Azathoth
Bubbles in confusion.
Center of the Universe,
Sprouting foul protrusions.
Muffled madd’ning beating drums,
Hellish flutes a-playing
Round him dance the Other Gods
Voiceless, mindless swaying.
Many-formed Nyarlathotep
Bodes mankind’s destruction.
Calls us to our certain doom,
Voice full of seduction.
You can’t help but dance behind
Gyrating and turning.
Tears of joy streak down your face
As the world dies burning.
Yog-Sothoth is Gate and Key,
Binding time to matter
When his gaze falls on the earth
Laws of physics shatter
Try to chain him with your laws–
Pitiful equations!
Naught but dust and sand shall mark
Your obliteration!”
“Demon Sultan Azathoth” H.P. Lovecraft Historical Society
Man, Duck McScrooge. That is the duck for this kind of situation.
As the Plaguefather knows, the count is very important. Never stop the counting.
I once tried to count the souls under the vault of heaven and was lost. But oh, the things The Dragon has lost….
H-he’s beautiful <3
Rock this fool, Ally-bear.
So, so far we have:
Mottom: GLORY
Incubus: FLAME
Mammon: TOWER
I wonder what the other four words are. Or have they already been mentioned elsewhere?
You know the accountants are hardcore when they use triple radix abacuses.
Anyone else notice how the big box on Mammon’s back is chained directly to his flesh?
Who else has such enormous hooves in such a large amount?
I’m bearded and I’m talented and hold your bank account!
It’s the Count, It’s the Count, It’s the Count! [Repeat]
M is for Magnificent––another word for Great!
A’s for Avaricious––stack the tribute on my plate!
M and M is for my Monstrous size and Mighty Roar!
O’s for Overwhelming fear that shakes you to the core.
N is for the Numbers that I must recite unbroken
if the Count is ever halted, then my wrath will be awoken!
It’s the Count, It’s the Count, It’s the Count! [Repeat]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tl7JZ8_8v44
Damn, the Count from Sesame Street really did not age well…
I’m sorry ma’am, but you threw off the Grand Dragon’s count.
This can *only* end well.
Bring me my brown pants.
Who else has such enormous hooves in such a large amount?
I’m bearded and I’m talented and hold your bank account!
It’s the Count, It’s the Count, It’s the Count! [Repeat]
M is for Magnificent––another word for Great!
A’s for Avaricious––stack the tribute on my plate!
M and M is for my Monstrous size and Mighty Roar!
O’s for Overwhelming fear that shakes you to the core.
N is for the Numbers that I must recite unbroken
if the Count is ever halted, then my wrath will be awoken!
It’s the Count, It’s the Count, It’s the Count! [Repeat]
“5565349355! 5565349355 coins! AH AH AAAAAH!”