Seeker of Thrones 7-79
Chapter: 7
“It is well known that Angels, having tens of thousands of years of contemplation to perfect the martial arts, are unparalleled masters of them. If you are to seek an angel master, be respectful to them. Defer to them on all matters, worldly and otherwise, for they are dogmatic and proud beings. Attend to their requests, clean their monasteries, and humble yourself in your actions and words.
Above all, do not spar with them, unless you want your arms torn from your sockets.”
Zao Xu, Horse Style Master, “49 Empty Palms”
I’m beginning to notice a trend of teacups almost rivalling the BIRDS motif.
BIRDSBIRDSBIRDS
One shall expect birds in cups.
Chuff, boyo, someone-or-another ought to getten Pinky some footware. One of them stone toesies is bound to snap right off, and who knows what one mightenst accomp-o-lish with that big a piece of a lawdog.
Weeelllllll I mightesnt maybe got a buyer. You in, boyos?
The risk-reward paradigm in that particular line of work is, ah, extensive, esteemed Doctor. May the first be to your foes, and the second to your friends.
Alas, poor teacup! I knew it…
A cup of infinite sips; it hath borne my green & black a thousand times! A most excellent china fancy — and now? Quite cupfallen!
Grandma’s going to be furious.
Other angelic martial arts:
Toast Falling Butter Side Down
Five Thousand Frogs
Not Tonight I Have A Headache
Legible Chocolate
Just Hit Them A Lot
Steve
Poke Them Till They Give Up
Didgeridoo Beat-Down
Crane’s Toenail
78 Falling Houseplants
Judon’t
A Thousand Hypersonic Lawn Gnomes
Eye Plucker Dojo
Genital Jousting
Krav My God
X-treme Colonoscopy Grenadier
Mojito Dash Flip
Blood Gurgler
And the dreaded… Toast Falling Butter Side Up
Anyone knows that Hyper Drunken Master style always wins!
As a practitioner of the rather antiquated Sincere Heat Death style, I empathize with White Chain…Or was that the name of the metal band I toured with a kalpa ago?
In one village that I once frequented, angelic spars were so common that special glasses were distributed to allow onlookers to observe the brilliant blows exchanged by them without their eyesight being harmed.
I’m fond of the misnamed style myself.
49 empty palsm may be out of fashion, but it still retains its timeless charm.
However, in my opinion no style came ever close to the beauty of the Death Grips, its disciples screaming at the top of their lungs in often altered states, but make no mistake, ’twas not just for show, as soon as they had their hand on their target, they would tear away limbs or strike clean through their opponents’ bodies, their ever-higher yells somehow always surpassing their victim’s. I once saw an angel, a master in the art, shouted a wonderful song in this manner as he fought demons in the void, he fell 500 of the beasts and nearly destroyed a gate before being overcome and exploding in a final unyielding shriek so powerful and so beautiful no witness regained their hearing to date, yet none of them dare speak ill of that wonderful departure.
Omae wa mou shindeiru
So what happens when practitioners of Head of John, and practitioners of Head of John the Baptist collide?
Lots ‘o guillotining?
(Also, I’m surprised Chrome is NOT telling me “guillotining” is not a word…) (Who added this word to your vocabulary, Chrome?)
Marie Antoinette.
I do not think I will ever get tired of watching angels beat the crap out of each other.
If this was a movie, I’d expect a whole series of spinoffs based on the the angel 36 Stallion Climbs the Rocky Cliff to Witness Dawn fighting an increasingly ridiculous string of opponents 😛
“Horse Style Master”, a kicking specialist, presumably because he no longer has arms.
I know this the nickpick to end all nitpicking, but your chapter selection.
Why in the world do you have it set up that way?
[Pg 1] [Prv Pg] [Prv Ch] [Nxt ch] [nxt pg] [End]
its Long, short, Medium (Then reverse) It just makes no sense.
[pg 1] [prv ch] [prv pg] [nxt pg] [nxt ch] [ end]
would make a lot more, you have Long, medium, short (and the reverse)
Drives me crazy, cuz i’ve literally never clicked it right the first time, cuz everywhere else its set up in that manner xD.
Personally, my favored method of dealing with a fight is avoiding it in the first place.
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