Seeker of Thrones 5-38
“Littari was Prince Kassardis’ second wife, and though she was not quite as young and vigorous as his wife Vastoki, nor as patient and wise as his wife Ipreski, her bloodlust was the strongest by far. Where Vastoki was thin and lithe, and favored traveling clothes, Littari wore a full set of eidolon-wrought armor, which she cleaned and polished constantly, and gave her the appearance of a gargantuan demon. She was twelve spans tall, and had enormous teeth. Her bulging muscles meant tailoring for her was a nightmare for her maids, so she spurned their service, and preferred to travel with her cook, sandal bearer, and sword-master only.
Littari was far too strong to use a sword, for any normal weapon would break and shatter with the immense force she put upon it. Instead, she dragged around with her a great and heavy iron cauldron, with which she would beat opponents to death quite savagely. It was to this pot which the prince’s other wives had promised to chain her and force her to serve as a scullery slave, and so she had taken an oath of revenge to pulp, cook, and eat them.
Littari was by far the least popular of the prince’s three wives, and so she only learned of his escape after the young Vastoki had started her pursuit. Nevertheless, by the second day, she was not far behind her quarry, and her steps shook the dust from the eaves of peasant homes as she passed.”
– Tales of the Silver Prince
Linguistics is a strange science. For I can’t tell if our friend here is calling our friends peculiar or gay.
Or for that matter whether you mean happy or homosexual! The linguistic rabbit hole has no end. I’ll race you!
“Race”? As Gorinich’s title so clearly states, they’re a Buffon.
Would you please toast me a couple of sardines, or whatever the local analog is?
In ear the angel
Frozen shy by his boldness
Flame victorious
Whass he doin’, stikin’ dat nose where it don’ belong?
Strap yourselves in, sugarcups.
Buckle up Aly-sun, the ride is about to get bumpy
What do you suppose devil fur feels like?
Do you think it’s really course? Or deceptively soft?
He’ll shrivel thee down and wear thee for an earring.
Cio is a bit of a babe in this. Even nothingness is impressed.
A well missed ally for the days ahead.
Loooooota knickknacks I’ve been noticing. Like Cio’s teapot brooch and nekkid lady earrings….and Japanese style toy model?
Do I smell the strangest, eclectic set of sponsorship deals on the night side of throne?
Nope, Just good food and cigarettes.
A dramatic entrance is the foundation of a proper transaction.
My baloney has a first name, it’s O-S-K-A-R.
My baloney has a second name, it’s… O-S-K-A-R.
Ah, it’s not HER calling card she’s holding up. It’s Red’s.
These regular updates are better than cocaine. Er, I mean, thus spoke the Fuschia Methodical Death Unicycle Prophet of the Ninth Circle: “Truly, thou hast made updates cyclicaler which exceed cocaine in potency, under the purity standards of the Old Law, which was smote into the fibers of my very being.”
Ah, devils. Is there a more horrid kindred?
…
Besides the faeries, of course. Filthy creatures, the garden-tenders of the gods. Too stringy to eat, too fast to reliably hunt, and snide and mocking like little children. The powders of their wings, however, if brewed into a tea or taken orally, are a delightful narcotic that is the sole reason why I tolerate their presence in my garden.
OSCAR!!!!!!!!
Pass ye by lords and lasses
A demon passes with no respect for classes
Bitter as a lover scorned
beware his red mask, cracked and horned
He shall not use his his immortal name
For paltry riches or worthless fame
Lest ye be kind and bend yer knee
for his service is grand yet ne’er free
How did Oskar get past White Chain, who was standing outside, looking out?
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Oh, it’s that guy again.
Is it just me, or is Oskar’s other earring a dress?
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you’re dragging her back into her life of crime, Alisson. whay did you expect her to act like?
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