Let me translate what Allison is trying to say:
“Gee Cio, I’m sorry I made some mistakes in the vault and what they led to. I don’t know how I feel about the idea of a relationship with a non-human and I don’t even think I’m attracted to women, so I apologize for leading you on and giving you the wrong idea in the heat of the moment.”
So you see when properly translated Allison is actually being very tactful and not rude or insulting at all by just speaking without thinking.
Humans are overrated.
They can’t even survive a good seventy of the three hundred forty positions known on my homeworld, and can’t rightly appreciate another hundred or so.
But demons?
There’s little you can’t do with one.
And it means so much.
Once you go blue, you know it’s true.
Hark! An unnecessary shipping attitude so intense it manifests into real invasions of an injured person’s personal space!
Also, bonus Cio shame for assuming our Kingling couldn’t be bi, or poly, or whatever before she even clarified the situation. Jealousy runs its roots deep into Spite.
Clearly, the only way to determine just how straight Allison is, is for her to smooch Cio some more and find out how cool it is. You know, for science.
I don’t know, I think “help me break into that vault you really don’t want to revisit or I’ll throw you off my ship” is fairly blatant in terms of coercion.
I really do hate ‘will they won’t they’ plot. I’ve long been of the opinion that the more interesting part of relationships is actually seeing the two characters together. I don’t know if that’s what is happening HERE. But I will say…she seems a lot more comfortable with Cio then she did that…dude who was in like one or two pages and who most definitely NOT gonna end up the world saver as that feels like a really shitty move.
A little bit of will-they-won’t-they is warranted, but not overmuch. After all, just because you’ve been whisked away to heaven’s corpse in an adventure of prophecy and violence, doesn’t mean you’re gonna suddenly find yourself queer overnight.
But they should certainly smooch, eventually. It is my opinion it would be the proper way of things.
AH! THE FINEST ONE, THE FINEST OF RED DEVILS, ALIVE, BREATHING, IN THE FLESH, CHECKING IN ON HER MOST SEETHED ONE AND ACCOMPANYING MY HOLY MOTHER, SHE IS GORGEOUS! INCREDIBLE! BY, I JUST WANT TO TAKE HER FACE IN MY HANDS AND KISS HER GENTLY ON THE FOREHEAD!
This doesn’t seem to be going well, and it’s mostly Allison’s fault. Granted, Cio is a demonic creature, but she does seem to have a sense of loyalty(*). Right at the moment, my sympathies are with Cio, but maybe Allison can come around and redeem herself. We’ll see.
(*) And she’s cute and somewhat sexy. Also has a sense of purpose.
9000 Flaming Bussies Awake in Miraculous Indignation
As great as the kiss was, this page is even better.
Nah, kiss definitely tops whatever this is.
In which we see that learning true lessons requires more than almost dying.
Let me translate what Allison is trying to say:
“Gee Cio, I’m sorry I made some mistakes in the vault and what they led to. I don’t know how I feel about the idea of a relationship with a non-human and I don’t even think I’m attracted to women, so I apologize for leading you on and giving you the wrong idea in the heat of the moment.”
So you see when properly translated Allison is actually being very tactful and not rude or insulting at all by just speaking without thinking.
truly, allison is a diplomatic Genius
No
Cio: This is not what it looks like!
…
Cio: This is ..exactly what it looks like?
…
Cio: What does this look like?
Devil berate and Devil scold
Devil’s heart is never cold
Devil tells King the truth
Devil tempers foolish youth
King bleeds bare and nearly broke
King wakes as Devil spoke
King has hardly won the day
King will swear she wasn’t gay
She Was Yesterday
Humans are overrated.
They can’t even survive a good seventy of the three hundred forty positions known on my homeworld, and can’t rightly appreciate another hundred or so.
But demons?
There’s little you can’t do with one.
And it means so much.
Once you go blue, you know it’s true.
Oh, boy. Wrong choice of words.
Its exactly what you think
Saved by the bell Ayy
Somebody rolled a natural 1 on persuasion there…
Hark! An unnecessary shipping attitude so intense it manifests into real invasions of an injured person’s personal space!
Also, bonus Cio shame for assuming our Kingling couldn’t be bi, or poly, or whatever before she even clarified the situation. Jealousy runs its roots deep into Spite.
OH! Straight on the defensive
GASP! This is just like in my fanfiction!
And Cio’s fanfiction.
And everyone else’s fanfiction!
No! Dont’ go back to feuding! We need this ship to sail.
Feuding is PART of the ship.
I think the ship be sailing on fine, regardless of their squabbles.
(White Chain is a good navigator)
Well this sucks! -ancient proverb.
*Sigh* Why can’t we all just get along?
Al-Yis-Un is going to bring back Yabalchoath yet…
Clearly, the only way to determine just how straight Allison is, is for her to smooch Cio some more and find out how cool it is. You know, for science.
Cio, Cio no. You have it wrong. You know this is what she wanted. Al-Yisun is not blameless, but if she used you, you let yourself be used.
I don’t know, I think “help me break into that vault you really don’t want to revisit or I’ll throw you off my ship” is fairly blatant in terms of coercion.
Gross take.
“Not blameless” in the sense of being completely to blame, indeed so.
Captain! The ship is taking on water!
It’s a harsh weather but she’ll sail, my lad, she’ll sail.
I really do hate ‘will they won’t they’ plot. I’ve long been of the opinion that the more interesting part of relationships is actually seeing the two characters together. I don’t know if that’s what is happening HERE. But I will say…she seems a lot more comfortable with Cio then she did that…dude who was in like one or two pages and who most definitely NOT gonna end up the world saver as that feels like a really shitty move.
She seemed pretty reluctant to have sex with him, all things considered. It felt more like her trying to get it over with than anything.
A little bit of will-they-won’t-they is warranted, but not overmuch. After all, just because you’ve been whisked away to heaven’s corpse in an adventure of prophecy and violence, doesn’t mean you’re gonna suddenly find yourself queer overnight.
But they should certainly smooch, eventually. It is my opinion it would be the proper way of things.
AH! THE FINEST ONE, THE FINEST OF RED DEVILS, ALIVE, BREATHING, IN THE FLESH, CHECKING IN ON HER MOST SEETHED ONE AND ACCOMPANYING MY HOLY MOTHER, SHE IS GORGEOUS! INCREDIBLE! BY, I JUST WANT TO TAKE HER FACE IN MY HANDS AND KISS HER GENTLY ON THE FOREHEAD!
Allison is shallower than a pond after a light drizzle in summer
🙁
I’m not disappointed that you claimed the top comment spot for this page. Well done.
Welcome back to the comment section, fair gay Angel
You have been well named, angel!
AND WHAT A FITTING CLIFF HANGER!
413 Gay, I have to agree with your 🙁
This doesn’t seem to be going well, and it’s mostly Allison’s fault. Granted, Cio is a demonic creature, but she does seem to have a sense of loyalty(*). Right at the moment, my sympathies are with Cio, but maybe Allison can come around and redeem herself. We’ll see.
(*) And she’s cute and somewhat sexy. Also has a sense of purpose.
ok I def know you irl
Thy moniker suits thine emotions well.