IA! IA! Praise them!
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“IA! IA! The Dragon! His scales as as hard as his heart. Pity him!” – Lament of the Priests of the Count
“IA! IA! Behold the dragon! His claws are the scything blade and all is chaff!” – Lament of the Priests of the Count
“Uphold the Dragon! Recite the Count! Excise the Weakness from flesh!” -Tenets of the Priests of the Count
“Know this! The great dragon paid three hundredweight in silver to rid himself of earthly ties. But a burden a hundred times that did he cast off in blood. Ia! Such is wisdom!: -Dogma of the Priests of the Count
“Though the lord of the pit clads himself in finery and smiles, do not be bedeviled. He is a wretched, stinking king, and the minds of men are playthings to him.” – Solomon David, Celestial Emperor