They’re goblins, a servitor race with no eyes but absolutely massive nostrils which they use to navigate their surroundings. If you’ve read Homestuck, think if Terezi was born with her Smell-O-Vision and her face was designed around it.
They seem to have an affinity for inhalants (ie Hookahs), presumably because their nasal chemical absorbance rates are much higher than humans.
Wait a minute! Did he just say “You’ve got the wrong plaaaaaaaaaace?”
Allison! Maybe these folks are legit! They just like matching coats and trash bags!
Who are you kidding? “Legit” is an exceedingly unlikely situation on Throne at the start of the Third Conquest. Even the most noble of bun vendors is going to be highly shady, and gaming has a reputation of being rather less than morally upright in at least 327,198 universes. (The number would be higher except that the Grand Dragon Bank has always been very happy to sell the appropriate licenses, Mammon be praised!)
Fairness requires me to admit that this does appear to be quite a minor den of iniquity, and they are making the proper offerings to the shrine of Aesma so it isn’t all bad.
Mammon be praised indeed. The Grand Dragon Bank is a golden light of legitimacy in 777,777 worlds of darkness and corruption. Only through us may Wealth be achieved.
“He who conducts business while lacking a license, has surely committed two crimes: firstly, he is a fraud, as he has earned Profit by false means; secondly, he is a liar, as he claims to conduct business, while this is in fact impossible without Mammon” (Reformed Commentaries on the Numeration of the Eternal Count, epistle 156.2 tetragram 18)
It is more polite to call tunnel apes by their preferred name, humans, or at least so it is said by a slightly differently evolved branch of their peoples’ tree.
47 Names That Would Even Impress a Dragon Forgotten
I’m more curious what the one on the left just said, because of the look on the face of the one on the right.
I think they’re apes, not monkeys?
In any event, I hope Allison comes out of this encounter with two caustically sarcastic but loyal primate sidekicks.
Are those female goblins, or just goblins wearing clothes that our culture associates with the feminine? Honestly not sure; they don’t seem to have any obvious biological differences like breasts that would clearly demarcate them as female.
There are definetly goblins with feminine builds though, and the one wearing bras certainly looks like she has breasts, Abbadon just didn’t make them size 10 or whatever.
According to the RPG, there are three sexes for them, so really it’s anyone’s guess if they’re masculine, feminine, or the other one– and it’s also rude for goblins to ask about it, so good luck with that!
Just like that, Allison? You’re not even going to give them a chance to surrender? How do you know this isn’t a completely legal gambling den of debauchery that just happens to be in the same area?
If I’m understanding the power of a Key of Kings right, this is going to be something like using a tank to hunt rabbits. A bit overkill.
And yet, satisfyingly effective.
Celebrate overkill, for it is the sacred tool of ballroom blitzes.
Also, nice not-shades, Allison, dear!
Using a tank to hunt giants before ensuring that you know how to use the tank is folly.
Using a tank to hunt rabbits as practice for giants is immensely amusing to everyone except the rabbits.
Who had better start running now for the rear exit since the front door guard has been used to open the front door.
makes me think of Monty Python’s mosquito hunting skit
Oh hi there Nimona.
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Oh hey! It does kinda look like her.
Dang it, was hoping for another martial arts style write up.
Same, to be honest.
Forgive her for this violence she is about to commit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SNE2oCZH_4k
I see your Hurting People music and raise you this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WNXsO6j0n4s
I’d go with something from Furi, myself.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8QpUGCXwOks
I imagine lots of people in Throne enjoy hurting people.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04F4xlWSFh0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5kOU7Pxi8-M
Meanwhile, somewhere in Throne, White Chainâs Mom Senses are tingling.
lol reminds me of that time batman entered a supervillain bar
This is probably the most of any single species I’ve seen in one spot in this entire comic.
They seem to be in uniform, as well. Curious.
I dunno, there were a LOT of humans in the splash page for the battle in the Dragon’s vault.
That was my thought too !
It could be a gang of goblins, in the employ of the Gilded Cage. Might explain why so many of them have the same symbol on their clothing ?
Cor, izzat a XP bundle or wha?
Hm. A blindfold would have been more stylish, but I guess the glasses will serve the same purpose.
I do believe that is a shadow.
Interesting. Wonder if she’ll finally start working on her namesake.
A composition is astonishing.
this comic book keep getting better and better. just saying.
They’re goblins, a servitor race with no eyes but absolutely massive nostrils which they use to navigate their surroundings. If you’ve read Homestuck, think if Terezi was born with her Smell-O-Vision and her face was designed around it.
They seem to have an affinity for inhalants (ie Hookahs), presumably because their nasal chemical absorbance rates are much higher than humans.
Huh. The crowd seems mostly made up of those green people, what kind of people are they ?
Theyâre a âservantâ type known as goblins, no eyes but they percieve via scent
Goblins.
No eyes, very good sense of smell.
Goblins
http://killsixbilliondemons.wikia.com/wiki/Goblin
Goblins
Goblins, my dear observer. Very common in Throne.
Turns out they’re goblins
Pre-dead.
In the immortal words of Preem Al-Gudan-Un, Master-Chronicler of the Hempen Fellows: âAww shit son, itâs about to hit the fan!â
All right. Pool table is open. How many minutes Al Is Un will take to kill evweryone in the room?
[matrix music intensifies]
Wait a minute! Did he just say “You’ve got the wrong plaaaaaaaaaace?”
Allison! Maybe these folks are legit! They just like matching coats and trash bags!
Who are you kidding? “Legit” is an exceedingly unlikely situation on Throne at the start of the Third Conquest. Even the most noble of bun vendors is going to be highly shady, and gaming has a reputation of being rather less than morally upright in at least 327,198 universes. (The number would be higher except that the Grand Dragon Bank has always been very happy to sell the appropriate licenses, Mammon be praised!)
Fairness requires me to admit that this does appear to be quite a minor den of iniquity, and they are making the proper offerings to the shrine of Aesma so it isn’t all bad.
Mammon be praised indeed. The Grand Dragon Bank is a golden light of legitimacy in 777,777 worlds of darkness and corruption. Only through us may Wealth be achieved.
“He who conducts business while lacking a license, has surely committed two crimes: firstly, he is a fraud, as he has earned Profit by false means; secondly, he is a liar, as he claims to conduct business, while this is in fact impossible without Mammon” (Reformed Commentaries on the Numeration of the Eternal Count, epistle 156.2 tetragram 18)
Am I the only one who’s a little concerned for the safety of the monkeys?
I spotted those monkeys too (no tails though) and thought, ‘monkey people servants? That’s new.’ If they even are servants.
It is more polite to call tunnel apes by their preferred name, humans, or at least so it is said by a slightly differently evolved branch of their peoples’ tree.
I’m more curious what the one on the left just said, because of the look on the face of the one on the right.
I think they’re apes, not monkeys?
In any event, I hope Allison comes out of this encounter with two caustically sarcastic but loyal primate sidekicks.
Are those female goblins, or just goblins wearing clothes that our culture associates with the feminine? Honestly not sure; they don’t seem to have any obvious biological differences like breasts that would clearly demarcate them as female.
There are definetly goblins with feminine builds though, and the one wearing bras certainly looks like she has breasts, Abbadon just didn’t make them size 10 or whatever.
According to the RPG, there are three sexes for them, so really it’s anyone’s guess if they’re masculine, feminine, or the other one– and it’s also rude for goblins to ask about it, so good luck with that!
There are 3 goblin sexes, but it is considered extremely taboo to ask a goblin which sex they are.
Just like that, Allison? You’re not even going to give them a chance to surrender? How do you know this isn’t a completely legal gambling den of debauchery that just happens to be in the same area?
The golden pearl on the back of their jackets kinda confirms their allegiance.
Golden Pearl? Never heard of them, officer. No, I’m a dues-paying member in good standing of the Dedington St. falafel-makers guild.
I feel like if anything interesting ever happened in my life, a blue demon would show up to watch. They seem to be everywhere fun.
Cue the techno fight music.
This doesn’t really feel like a Freebird situation.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FDjEoLlPUvs
I gotchu
https://youtu.be/Bp0rQIHWFWI
“Here we go” brought this classic to mind
TERRIBLE VIOLENCE WILL SURELY BE UNLEASHED
One reaches only hell through terrible violence. To reach Heaven the violence must be sincerely glorious.
Let us see which the monarch assessment will choose.
*Heavy Metal Starts*