Yeah! The demiurges win, they bond over newfound respect for one another, become one big family, turn the multiverse into a utopia, and everyone lives happily ever after!
Seconded. A sitcom AU with all the demiurges as a beleaguered family has the potential to be so adorable.
Solomon and Jadis as parents raising Incubus, their hellraiser teenage son and Gog-Agog, their bratty daughter. They live with Mottom and Mammon, the old grandparents and Jagganoth is the troublesome neighbour.
“I told them to make a stool and they all pulled out swords. I tell ya, these transfer students are nuts. It’s like they’re trying NOT to think or something!”
You are on to something. Solomon technically punched White Chain out of her body and her clothes. Now White Chain is watching Solomon punch off Jaggy’s clothes and use bondage on Jaggy.
Now, correct me if I’m wrong, but didn’t miss black Chain punch *solomon* so hard she blew her statue off? 😛
I’m just saying, yes, solomon broke her body and she willed herself into a “I’m a real boy!” Like pinocchio from shrek, but it wasn’t anyone else but herself making that happen.
White chain punched solomon so hard she blew off her own inability to even be naked, she punched solomon so hard she gained the ability to *have* her clothes blown off.
38 Wandering Soul Grows the Seeds of the Void, bouncer/hitwoman of Icemonger Industries
I am somewhat surprised the other demiurges managed to cage Jagganoth. Even my eyes could not truly follow everything that went on, but what I could see was a spectacle indeed.
Of course, fires—the kinds that aren’t tied to souls—rarely if ever portend good things. I wonder how long the Red King will stay caged?
Hello. I registered a complaint about a faulty ice cube not too long ago. I’d just like to say that I used a new ice cube today and it seemed to be in perfect working order, you have my thanks for correcting the error.
P.S. As the old saying goes, “Only animals can be caged. Cage a man and he’ll make a home of it. Cage a god and he’ll make a temple of it.”
It was, more or less. The wheels of bureaucracy take a while to turn, clearly! But all is well now, my famous, long-standing feud with Icemonger Industries has officially ended.
Kshat Vorosh, Masterer of All Things Before Violence
Yea, all of universal reality is a cage, and the wise man knows it to be his home. A soul is alike to a jug of wine, sweet or foul smelling depending on them who brewed it, but always potent. And yea it may be trapped in its vessel, but should the clay break the wine would soak into the earth and become one with all things, and so be not itself. YISUN’s soul is alike to wine boiled on a hearth, until it becomes air, and it is the power of YISUN alone to be one with all things and yet remain YISUN.
I believe one of the most profound thing about apes (be it chimpanzees, gorillas, or humans) is that if you lock one in a cage with ten ways out, they will find an 11th way out.
Never underestimate the power of the human mind to solve a simple problem with unlimited complexity. Even for a given value of human in this case.
38 Wandering Soul Grows the Seeds of the Void, bouncer/hitwoman of Icemonger Industries
I shall report it to my employer after as one side or another loses and I can determine whether or not the winners are likely to be in need of future ice products. If the Red God wins–as I expect he ultimately will–then at the very least it means either a glorious identity-death on my end or a good amount of extra pay for witnessing what’s likely to be a massive business consideration in whatever time we have left. Both outcomes please me.
Given how Jagganoth teleports, and it looks like that might be what he’s now trying to do, White Chain should probably take cover if she wants to avoid dying on the same day too.
What, did you think a fight between 7 demiurges (plus Allison), ALL of whom have the inherent power to create portals between worlds, would stay on just ONE MEASLY PLANET for long?! Ohhhhhhh no. We’re getting into the plane-hopping part of this fight now.
Yeah, my theory is that the finale will involve the killing of mental “demons” (since the physical chaos beings in this setting are specifically called ‘devils’, that kinda narrows down the possibilities of what the ‘demons’ in the title could be referring to), probably a “billion” of which each for six people who need their shit sorted out. I further theorize that those six will either be the remaining demiurges (with Jagganoth sealed away forever, or with Incubus getting casually chopped in half by his counterpart) or the members of Alison’s current group: Cio, Princess, White Chain, Vigilint Gaze, Nayave, Zaid, and Alison.
This probably isn’t right; it’s just wild speculation based on the comic’s title of all things. But it is fun to think about.
“Because that he had been often bound with fetters and chains, and the chains had been plucked asunder by him, and the fetters broken in pieces: neither could any man tame him.”
“Looks down doth he on all things haughty; He is King: Over all sons of Pride.”
So now what they must do is take out the Key in his forehead, slit his throat, dump his corpse below Throne and then argue over who should take the key and have everyone kill each other.
Now would be a good time for Incubus to *CUT* but he’s missing in action.
…
…
…
And that boy standing UP. Bad News. He’s gonna dip and launch the war proper.
“It’s been Said,
Three can keep a Secret
– if Two are Dead.”
Seems to me Mr. J, had a Spy – or Informer
Who observed the containment spell practices of his future opponents.
Imagine this spy scuttling back to Mr. J. to report
at the Gigantic RED FORT.
“They plan to TRAP – ME ? Lord HUMONGOUS ?”
( Gosh – it Could ACTUALLY WORK ! )
“A SPIRIT HEX POWERED NET YOU SAY ?
I’VE GOT TO DEVELOP A COUNTER MOVE WITHOUT DELAY !
TO BIND ME – THEY ARE YEARNING,
YET HERE THEY HAVE BLUNDERED,
THEIR SPIRIT WEAVE SHALL BE SUNDERED,
BY LIGHTING AND FIRES SET A-CHURNING.”
“Well I guess that’s that”, says Gog-Agog, dusting their hands.
I personally suspect that Gog-Agog is going to be annoyed at being left out of the fun, and insist on “helping.”
Perhaps we can be optimistic! Maybe they need her at the end so she can use her many selves to pull out all the nails in Jagganoth in perfect harmony!
Is it so wrong of me to have hope she won’t mess this up…?
Yeah! The demiurges win, they bond over newfound respect for one another, become one big family, turn the multiverse into a utopia, and everyone lives happily ever after!
This was a joke, but I would 100% read a Full House sitcom staring the demiurges.
Seconded. A sitcom AU with all the demiurges as a beleaguered family has the potential to be so adorable.
Solomon and Jadis as parents raising Incubus, their hellraiser teenage son and Gog-Agog, their bratty daughter. They live with Mottom and Mammon, the old grandparents and Jagganoth is the troublesome neighbour.
I love this idea
XD that would be awesome. Allison would be… the hired babysitter?
I imagine she lives across the street and sometimes sneaks off with Incubus to smoke cigarettes in the graveyard.
I would watch it only if all the not named extras were played by none other than Gog-Agog
Too many cooks
Holy shit. Absolute glimmering brilliance.
Gog-Agog feeds Jaganoth a worm and then the whole thing starts all over again.
“Measure Once, Cut Once”
And never stop.
Royalty.
Don’t measure at all, cut everything.
“The sanctioned action is to cut.”
Cut out the middle cut and go straight for the cut.
You’re all failing high school woodworking class.
“I told them to make a stool and they all pulled out swords. I tell ya, these transfer students are nuts. It’s like they’re trying NOT to think or something!”
MADA MADA
Welp, we’re doomed. Is he taking in air, like Solomon does? Flaming Ki Rata Jagganoth sounds fucking scary
He’s naked and squatting.
He is taking in air.
He’s doing the face.
He’s going to poop!
“He shoots fire from his eyes, and lightning from his arse!”
@TURU: I see what you did there. 🙂
Wasn’t me.
It was my 7 yo who discovered daddy’s guilty pleasure.
Good job team!
they took his clothes… the man’s ass is out…
10 point spank
You may spank it… ONCE
naked as the day he died…
Secret Art of the Red God: Jaggabooty.
Some men are at their weakest with their ass out… And some are at their strongest.
I like to imagine punching all your clothes off in the blink of an eye is Solomon’s ultimate bedroom technique.
You are on to something. Solomon technically punched White Chain out of her body and her clothes. Now White Chain is watching Solomon punch off Jaggy’s clothes and use bondage on Jaggy.
Now, correct me if I’m wrong, but didn’t miss black Chain punch *solomon* so hard she blew her statue off? 😛
I’m just saying, yes, solomon broke her body and she willed herself into a “I’m a real boy!” Like pinocchio from shrek, but it wasn’t anyone else but herself making that happen.
White chain punched solomon so hard she blew off her own inability to even be naked, she punched solomon so hard she gained the ability to *have* her clothes blown off.
I am somewhat surprised the other demiurges managed to cage Jagganoth. Even my eyes could not truly follow everything that went on, but what I could see was a spectacle indeed.
Of course, fires—the kinds that aren’t tied to souls—rarely if ever portend good things. I wonder how long the Red King will stay caged?
Hello. I registered a complaint about a faulty ice cube not too long ago. I’d just like to say that I used a new ice cube today and it seemed to be in perfect working order, you have my thanks for correcting the error.
P.S. As the old saying goes, “Only animals can be caged. Cage a man and he’ll make a home of it. Cage a god and he’ll make a temple of it.”
That was almost a year ago wasn’t it?
It was, more or less. The wheels of bureaucracy take a while to turn, clearly! But all is well now, my famous, long-standing feud with Icemonger Industries has officially ended.
Yea, all of universal reality is a cage, and the wise man knows it to be his home. A soul is alike to a jug of wine, sweet or foul smelling depending on them who brewed it, but always potent. And yea it may be trapped in its vessel, but should the clay break the wine would soak into the earth and become one with all things, and so be not itself. YISUN’s soul is alike to wine boiled on a hearth, until it becomes air, and it is the power of YISUN alone to be one with all things and yet remain YISUN.
I believe one of the most profound thing about apes (be it chimpanzees, gorillas, or humans) is that if you lock one in a cage with ten ways out, they will find an 11th way out.
Never underestimate the power of the human mind to solve a simple problem with unlimited complexity. Even for a given value of human in this case.
I shall report it to my employer after as one side or another loses and I can determine whether or not the winners are likely to be in need of future ice products. If the Red God wins–as I expect he ultimately will–then at the very least it means either a glorious identity-death on my end or a good amount of extra pay for witnessing what’s likely to be a massive business consideration in whatever time we have left. Both outcomes please me.
We could’ve reached the climax 10 climaxes ago
Also, what a day for WC. Imagine fighting a god not even scratching the top 5 weirdest things that happened today.
Ha! almost forgot that all happened in the same day. So sad her birthday got ruined by Jaggy starting a universal war.
Given how Jagganoth teleports, and it looks like that might be what he’s now trying to do, White Chain should probably take cover if she wants to avoid dying on the same day too.
That looks a bit like the lightning he stole from Allison.
Oh dear.
What, did you think a fight between 7 demiurges (plus Allison), ALL of whom have the inherent power to create portals between worlds, would stay on just ONE MEASLY PLANET for long?! Ohhhhhhh no. We’re getting into the plane-hopping part of this fight now.
With all the fire and the lightning, one forgets that the key’s primary purpose is to open a door.
…to your heart.
Ah, remember children. Merely four black emperors are not his match!
Ah yes, now they toss him into the hole and we find out what kinds of problems a newly united Six can cause.
Perhaps they’ll have a Billion Demons each for Alison to Kill using something like Incubus’s dream power?
777,777 is not divisible by 6. Sadly I don’t think we’ll get 6 billion hot dream demons.
That’s with all seven demiurges. 666,666 worlds is divisible by six.
Yeah, my theory is that the finale will involve the killing of mental “demons” (since the physical chaos beings in this setting are specifically called ‘devils’, that kinda narrows down the possibilities of what the ‘demons’ in the title could be referring to), probably a “billion” of which each for six people who need their shit sorted out. I further theorize that those six will either be the remaining demiurges (with Jagganoth sealed away forever, or with Incubus getting casually chopped in half by his counterpart) or the members of Alison’s current group: Cio, Princess, White Chain, Vigilint Gaze, Nayave, Zaid, and Alison.
This probably isn’t right; it’s just wild speculation based on the comic’s title of all things. But it is fun to think about.
Turns out that she just has to kill six “billion demon” Joe’s, all brothers and all called that for different yet ironic reasons.
Why? No idea, completely unrelated to the quest to save the universe, maybe they stole her plumbing while she was on a quest to save the princess.
I’m pretty sure it was a typo and she just needs to kill six Bouillon Demons before they turn her planet into soup.
He nekkid (0.0)
All those punches from Solly Man and not a scratch on’im. Quite a tough nugget. Clearly the answer is to tickle him to death.
Well then! Glad that’s over. We can all rest easy now
Guy is so pissed he is literally on fire kek
guess this is where someone who is very good at cutting things, cuts a certain thing
“Because that he had been often bound with fetters and chains, and the chains had been plucked asunder by him, and the fetters broken in pieces: neither could any man tame him.”
“Looks down doth he on all things haughty; He is King: Over all sons of Pride.”
key rata
has anyone made this joke yet? probably
So now what they must do is take out the Key in his forehead, slit his throat, dump his corpse below Throne and then argue over who should take the key and have everyone kill each other.
The perfect plan has been concoted, yes
Things are looking up!
Wonder how it’s all going to go to hell.
Slowly at first, and then rapidly.
Now would be a good time for Incubus to *CUT* but he’s missing in action.
…
…
…
And that boy standing UP. Bad News. He’s gonna dip and launch the war proper.
Is it just me, or is Jagganoth getting bigger the longer this goes?
OH SHIT, HE’S DIAMONDBACK! Stop hitting him, he’ll punch himself out!
I, too, wonder this. Intently.
JagganothxLung AU?
Nobody? Just me? Okay.
What the heck are Jagganoth’s arm chains made of? Everything else has been shredded, how did they survive?
Now you know how they make Ginsu knives.
The Fires of Jagganoth
“It’s been Said,
Three can keep a Secret
– if Two are Dead.”
Seems to me Mr. J, had a Spy – or Informer
Who observed the containment spell practices of his future opponents.
Imagine this spy scuttling back to Mr. J. to report
at the Gigantic RED FORT.
“They plan to TRAP – ME ? Lord HUMONGOUS ?”
( Gosh – it Could ACTUALLY WORK ! )
“A SPIRIT HEX POWERED NET YOU SAY ?
I’VE GOT TO DEVELOP A COUNTER MOVE WITHOUT DELAY !
TO BIND ME – THEY ARE YEARNING,
YET HERE THEY HAVE BLUNDERED,
THEIR SPIRIT WEAVE SHALL BE SUNDERED,
BY LIGHTING AND FIRES SET A-CHURNING.”
I wonder if there’ll be an update to Broken World once the comic is over
Meanwhile, Incubus files his nails and sulks INTENSELY.
He sulks beautifully.
Wittle baby Wagganoth gonna throw a tantrum? Aww poor naked boy, gonna sunder the multiverse? Yes you are, yes you are!