Partly due to it both being random, adorable, something Allison could plausibly come up with, and also because it’s the name of an old French-language Western comic I used to read.
By the grace of YISUN this is the name. He’ll eventually find his way to a pub on Earth, and prepare for a re-match by imbibing earthly alcohol in excess.
I had an idea, but it was obliterated upon contact with this much better idea. I was never a huge sailor moon fan, but she’s already going as Usagi, so…yes. Very much all of the yes.
There comes a point where reference and parody are determined to no longer be valid and you see possible C&D orders over alleged IP theft. Might not want to go whole hog in this vein. Saw that with another favorite webcomic and the author had to stop updating for months without giving any update to his readers while he reached a settlement with the company.
(Also, would Alison seriously name this chud of a demon after one of our favorite protagonists, rather than a badguy?)
I’d like this or “The Writer of Ancient Nonsense Forgotten`”‘s suggestion from las page of Tuc Si Do Mask, especially if it means Cio learns of Sailor Moon and starts shipping him with Usagi based entirely on naming.
Azabu Juuban – if she’s on a kick as ‘Usagi’, might as well keep that train rolling, right? And this is the only suitably demon-name-sounding thing I could fine along those lines.
I will unopologetically mix up weird and silly/dumb names with serious suggestions.
Arseburger
Scrungus
Eclipse
Nanna
Sin
Humphrey
Noom
Lunos
Lunaris
Crescentbeard
Igaluk
Aningan
Wadd
Moonshine (holy shit this one perfectly makes sense, because moon and booze theme going on)
Dave
Nyar’cha’gah is the only name fit for this creature, a beast of gnashing teeth and rolling eyes. A fool who chose to challenge a superior fool at acting foolish and made the ultimate of foolish decisions should be given a name reminiscent of its most foolish behavior.
“Mamoru”. Just to keep this Sailor Moon thing going. Or perhaps “Wiseman”. I’m sadly unfamiliar with Sailor Moon so I don’t know the most appropriate choice here.
A demon toothsome and foul, ancient and terrible, traveler from a distant land, and hunter after Greek Sisters. Magister Usagi has tasted your defiance before, and through it learned to make the will master a rebellious body.
Sailormoon material, I’m waiting for a Pokemon reference now (laughing) poor devil… It can be anything, really ridiculous, it should not have messed with the drunk hero, now he will be remembered as Pikachu or something.
I like this, the swing between demon filled seriousnes, and total crazy universal jokes.
But they are Glorious, and Tyrant Lizard Lust isn’t an Abyssal name. Don’t tell me Throne isn’t like Malfeas Though, KSBD is how I would see an Exalted comic done right.
We do not speak of the Thirty-Seventh Layer of Malfeas, where Ruvelia-Who-Was is mourned. The light of Ligier burns crimson with his sorrow when he infrequently turns his gaze upon it. There, all is damned to madness and ruin, as were all things when ruby Wisdom was torn from the heart of the Empyreal Chaos, leaving him only with the emerald light of Power.
Strange things inhabit the empty grave of Wisdom. Not even the Dragon dares pass there more than once in a millenium.
And who is to say what foul creature sits upon what is left of her Throne?
To dampen his power to reasonable levels, he needs more than one name. I suggest any combination of these:
Cambyses Corona
Milwaukee’s Beast
Artaxerxes
Old Ranch Flavor
Mozzarella Fingers
Rum and Coke
Salty McCan’t-Hold-His-Liqueur
Loses at Drinking Games
Sore Loser
Though I have no idea if Allison has ever been in proximity to the brewery that makes this stuff, I nevertheless hope that the name “Megadestroyer” holds some meaning to her heart.
Oh great and holy father mother of us all… let me humbly suggest the name of this demon re-forged be….
ARTEMIS. A White Name would be especialy humiliating.
Or: Chibiusa, ChibiChibi, VesVes, all also Red Names. Well. Pink Names.
Me again; what would happen if there were two devils with the same name? Would one get mightier? Or would there be just two? Anyways, two targets for Nand’s two lovelies might not hurt.
Can I say Dickwad? Cause I’m going to say Dickwad. “Enter, Red Demon Dickwad.” “Oy, ya messed up there ye did. Now Dickwad’ll have ye goots fa gahthers.”
How about Pharaoh 90, to keep with both the Sailor Moon theme and evil force from another dimension theme?
Or Kunzite! That’s good for Sailor Moon too. PLUS, check out this conspiracy backstory: Kunzite is the Japanese name for the villain, the most powerful of Queen Beryls commanders. In English, he was called Malachite – a green carbonate mineral that gets its distinctive color from its copper content (the full chemical name is Cu2CO3(OH)2, copper carbonate hydroxide).
Now, copper was once also used to give a green color to something else – absinthe. Absinthe, a potent liquor famed for its ability to produce hallucinations and other unusual effects, is normally green due to the chlorophyll content of added herbs. Copper salts were used to add the hue by unscrupulous distilleries that wanted to cheap out on the complex list of ingredients. Copper salts are also deadly toxic. This practice is in part responsible for the rather unpleasant reputation of the spirit.
So in short, a vile, toxic alcoholic drink that was famous for its ability to kill or cause mad visions of demons, popular with writers and other creatives for its dark and mysterious reputation? What better vaguely-connected reason to call him Kunzite!
Not that, uh, “Magister Usagi” would know all that. I’m betting she’d just know the dickbag Shitennou bit.
Allison is slightly drunk, out of her element, with a nerdy background.
How to name an evil annoying piece of shit, which you are completely fed up with?
Something out of pop culture, a name that embodies annoyance and cringes. And is also patronizing in a way only Terrans can understand
I’d stay away from meta references, myself. Anything that refers to someone else’s IP directly for someone who may become a major recurring character? Nah. And ESPECIALLY NOT anyone from the Mouse, which is known for suing the entrails out of any possible infringement. And pick something clever, not just goofy.
Couple of people have suggested Mamoru, which I like especially because it rhymes with “I name you…” Seems appropriate given she’s probably drunkenly thinking about both Sailor Moon and the musical number she just partook in.
The most Fluffy and Honorable Luna Catbus Jagameyster.
You see, the name is not just a name, it is a definition. What do we need? A ride (Catbus), and one that is both cozy (Fluffy) doesn’t cheat us like Vladok did (Honorable). What do we love? Cats (Luna, Catbus) and booze (Jagameyster).
DUMBLEDUMP
or maybe
BUTTERNUMBLES
or perhaps
MISTER FISTER (did she play the recent fallout games? does she play video games? how much internet did she get? i got too much internet.)
or maybe
BOONTER
how about
MISSUS SLIPPYDIPPY (heh)
He could be named Nobody, to go all Odysseus on this.
But that’s too poetic and cliche. Let’s not make it easy for scribes and bards to make this not sound ridiculous.
No mind is better versed in the secrets of YISUN’s great lie of creation than the one drunk out of their wits. Pree All-is-one has in mind the drawn tales of her less hateful youth, but the golden mask fits not a tuxedo. Truly, the name of JAGERBOMB is fitting and witsome.
Nos– a multiplicity of denial, refusal spat from the maw of not. Spake thee of, accursed conceptions. Bade thee credence, sons and daughters. Whut-be searching since flames first shattered under the weight of the hammer that is dominion, pride and whim. Now stands young, bound in his imposed regenesis.
The most Fluffy and Honourable Luna Catbus Jagameyster.
You see, the name is not just a name, it is a definition. What do we need? A ride (Catbus), and one that is both cozy (Fluffy) doesn’t cheat us like Vladok did (Honourable). What do we love? Cats (Luna, Catbus) and booze (Jagameyster).
Mendicant Knight of the Endless Cycle of Thirst and Hunger VodkaTaco
I move that he be named Absinthe. It’s past association with madness and self-destruction would make this a fine name for the new incarnation of a pact-breaking demon. Not to mention being an Earthly liquor, it would be appropriate right after a drinking game.
It would be wonderful if abbadon took all of the suggestions, and the next four comics were just allison saying the name. Then the next twenty were her justifying it
“Bob” is the classic “I need a name quick” choice, but I can totally see this going “I NAME YOU-” and then she vomits, and he ends up being named Barf.
Powder blue prius
Also is this royal fool the only one who is wondering wether everyone thinks the young magister belongs to a order of drunkard witches because she oddly became a lot more competent when she ascended to grimdrunkness.
Actually, someone typoed “Tuxedo Mask” as “Tudexo Mask” earlier. Given that Al is drunk, Tudexo Mask would be very appropriate–and possibly safe for Abaddon to use.
You could have any number of variations on the popular choice slurred beyond recognition. Tusk Edo Mazak?
Or. . . Isabelle?
I am not awake enough to suggest good.
It was the demiurges.
“When the demiurges broke the firmament and inherited Throne, the devils were subdued and masked and their secrets stolen from them”
-KSBD wiki /devils
i have a feeling that naming a devil isn’t this easy, and that Allison is either going to find herself knocked out, or in the devil’s stomach (but still alive) immediately after saying whatever she says next.
That being said, i like the following names, in descending order of preference, most of which were suggested by others in this thread:
“whatever name you want” (either he gets to pick his own name, which would be cool, or his name is literally ‘whatever name you want’, which will force him to annoy and confuse everyone in the future when they ask him for his name and he answers ‘my name is literally whatever name you want’)
“” (she passes out, leaving him named, but with an empty/null name)
i name you (perhaps the magic is already active and what she already said is the name)
Sore Loser
Lightweight
sally
Lightweight Sore Loser Drunky McGuzzlepants Sally von Cuddlemuffin With That Guy’s Mask now TAKE ME TO THAT FUCKING CASTLE *vomits* (lotsa names to weaken him)
Vladok (what would happen if she just gave him his old name again?)
dick
Yi-sun (just to outrage and confuse the other characters)
Praman (again, just to annoy and confuse the other characters)
Unfortunately for our newly-masked demon, it was at this point that the liquor caught up with Allison, leaving him with a complicated string of vomiting noises for a name.
Lots of good suggestions here, but the overall creativity of K6BD shouldn’t be diluted with meta-references to other intellectual properties, IHMO. Further, I advise against anything that could result in IP takedown notices, particularly anything falling under the shadow of Disney.
since she’s carrying the key of creation, she could add “and furthermore you shall take the shape of a small kitten with no face and have no physical strenghts a normal small kitten does not have. You shall have its attention span, chase strings, mice, and your own tail whenever you’d normally think about power. You will submit forever to anyone who thinks you actually are a kitten. I reshape every other demon as a dog, good luck!”
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Blueberry
raspberry
This. I like this.
Partly due to it both being random, adorable, something Allison could plausibly come up with, and also because it’s the name of an old French-language Western comic I used to read.
You are thinking of “Blueberry”
Blueberry is also a nice homage to Jean Giraud, and that would be awesome given, well, everything about this story and its art.
Fluffy!
By the grace of YISUN this is the name. He’ll eventually find his way to a pub on Earth, and prepare for a re-match by imbibing earthly alcohol in excess.
Quinis Mminnatte.
WT. Sucks
A name from delicious liquor and perhaps ancient lunar villains? Perhaps his demon’s new name shall be “Morganite”
Tuxedo Mask, obviously.
if i could upvote this i definitely would
This is obviously the only choice.
Go one better with “Mamoru.”
I was gonna suggest “Pookie” but no, one of these two. Definitely one of these two.
Yeah, can’t top this.
For the sake of ‘some’ subtlety, Mamoru is sufficient.
I had an idea, but it was obliterated upon contact with this much better idea. I was never a huge sailor moon fan, but she’s already going as Usagi, so…yes. Very much all of the yes.
Abbadon, please.
Seconded in the name of all this is worthy.
I’ve never posted here before and have been reading since almost the beginning.
Tuxedo Mask is the only appropriate name for her to name this demon (on short notice).
There comes a point where reference and parody are determined to no longer be valid and you see possible C&D orders over alleged IP theft. Might not want to go whole hog in this vein. Saw that with another favorite webcomic and the author had to stop updating for months without giving any update to his readers while he reached a settlement with the company.
(Also, would Alison seriously name this chud of a demon after one of our favorite protagonists, rather than a badguy?)
perhaps we can get around this by using a drunken spoonerism is similar… so “tuxedo rose, er wait, mask…shit!” is a complete name
Beat me to it.
yeah this
Aye.
Mamoru sounds like a name a drunk Sailor Moon fan would give.
I was going to say Luna, but… yeah.
Oh, I do so enjoy tuxedos! They are among the more pleasing things that cling to the Human form. I shall cast my vote for Tuxedo Mask!
this.
all choices are objectively inferior to this one.
I can’t imagine what else a drunk sailor scout fan would say after just having put a mask on a demon
Seconded. or twelved
But what about copyright? Maybe Tudexo Mask (oops I’b drumk n said it wrong) to be safe?
was going to do dickbutt but this is even better.
This!
I’d like this or “The Writer of Ancient Nonsense Forgotten`”‘s suggestion from las page of Tuc Si Do Mask, especially if it means Cio learns of Sailor Moon and starts shipping him with Usagi based entirely on naming.
“Mamoru” is the only acceptable choice, yes.
I was going to say Tuxedo Kamen…you know, to be authentic to the original Japanese version of the show. But that works.
Yup, she’s a Sailor Moon geek, remember?
I was going to write this.
Tim.
*Marik voice* STEVE!!!
Or Dog, like in Good Omens.
CAT. CALL IT CAT.
We’re on to something here. It should definitely be Cat.
Voting for this.
Azabu Juuban – if she’s on a kick as ‘Usagi’, might as well keep that train rolling, right? And this is the only suitably demon-name-sounding thing I could fine along those lines.
Tuxedo Mask!
Rabbit Ears.
….Whiskey, for the fire inside of you, and the danger inherent in this.
….Whiskey, for the fire inside of you, and the danger inherent in it.
Even the weak black flame can burn hot now and then
Steve. Just Steve.
Erik. Because our heroine remembers he drank too much and couldn’t take a hint either.
I will unopologetically mix up weird and silly/dumb names with serious suggestions.
Arseburger
Scrungus
Eclipse
Nanna
Sin
Humphrey
Noom
Lunos
Lunaris
Crescentbeard
Igaluk
Aningan
Wadd
Moonshine (holy shit this one perfectly makes sense, because moon and booze theme going on)
Dave
Billy
Timothy.
Nyar’cha’gah is the only name fit for this creature, a beast of gnashing teeth and rolling eyes. A fool who chose to challenge a superior fool at acting foolish and made the ultimate of foolish decisions should be given a name reminiscent of its most foolish behavior.
Tuxedo Mask
She should name him Luna
I have a bad feeling about it, but I agree, Luna is the only name that fits.
Seconding “Tuxedo Mask”
Luna!!!
Luna sounds good.
Become an animal sidekick for your transgressions, demon!
Name him Bunny. Usage’s Bunny.
BUNNY. YES.
I was going to suggest Muffy, but I like Bunny better.
Name him Skull Joker. Masked Rider reference.
Oscar!
“Mamoru”. Just to keep this Sailor Moon thing going. Or perhaps “Wiseman”. I’m sadly unfamiliar with Sailor Moon so I don’t know the most appropriate choice here.
Natty Ice
POOKUMS
BOFA, whose name means Deez Nuts
This is an Ebon name, friend. Memenology is not to be trifled with, especially in the face of chaotic flame.
Transit Token
Kamen Drider
Chad.
This is brilliant. Seconding this.
Moonshine?
Cheap Date!
I’m still fond of the suggestion, “Light Weight”.
Something extremely cutesy.
WALPURGISNACHT befits a scary looking DEVIL.
I concur with the earlier suggestion of: Lightweight
Jack Daniels, or Prizma.
crescent douche.
Beryl? Pikachu? Chibiusa? I mean there are so many Sailor moon themed choices…
Bitterwurst
Jack Daniel !
STEVE!
Zoosmell Pooplord
Fouroulou, “forgetful”, thus reminding the demon not to overlook his place again.
Pledge
Featherweight
Part Time Boozer
mini-moon
Ganonderp
Midori.
‘Midori’ means ‘green’. He’s black.
The Masked Man…
…BANE?
“What happens if I take off the mask?”
“It would be extremely painful.”
“You’re a big devil-”
“For you.”
Fuzzy Navel.
Zircon, he who was named in haste.
Lightweight
Oh damn, I was gonna go with “Hangover” but “Lightweight” is way better. I vote this one.
Seconding. Imagine spending centuries trying to shed this name.
The black flame is emptiness. This one finds “Lightweight” a fitting name, and a fair admonishment.
I like this.
Thirded. He EARNED this one, whether he likes it or not.
I actually prefer this one to Tuxedo Mask. Feels like it flows better.
Lightweight, 100%
This would please me deeply. :3
Lightweight is awesome XD
This is also good
Not Your Father’s Root Beer!
Zircon, he was named in haste.
Rumbrosia….get it ;)?
Jack Daniels
I second that! Let’s immortalize this contest.
Moonshine!
A suitable pun.
How ’bout… Metallia?
Keep to the whole emergent theme, here.
Rumbrosia..get it? 😉
A demon toothsome and foul, ancient and terrible, traveler from a distant land, and hunter after Greek Sisters. Magister Usagi has tasted your defiance before, and through it learned to make the will master a rebellious body.
I thee name, creature.
Jagerbomb.
This is also a pretty good idea
YES. GOOD JOB.
Man, I think I gotta second that one. Jagerbomb is a good one!
I’d almost say Jagermonster, but that might be a bit too obviously a nod to another webcomic…
Okay, yeah, this is a pretty good name. I would be completely happy with this.
Ha, love this one. Very fitting. The Jagermonster suggestion is also good.
While I think “Moonshine” is good, this one’s better.
toothsome
adjective
(of food) temptingly tasty.
informal
(of a person) good-looking; attractive.
(I do like the name, though.)
Rumbrosia..get it 😉 ?
Mustache Sparklepants
Saur Lusre!
Or maybe Metallia.
Or Jack Daniels.
Sammy Adams
Lil Jon
Saur Lusre!
Or perhaps Metallia.
Or maybe Jack Daniels.
kodalv
this cannot backfire
Milk-Drinker (look it up if you’re confused, and it pre-dates a certain game that popularized the insult)
drunkle grandpa
‘Runa’ after Usagi’s cat, slurred due to piss drunkeness
Luna.
Dumplin’.
I, second this.
Ys-Vora you sure know how to show up at the greatest times.
Name it TALGREGAUGH, but Greg for short.
“um um john”
Sacha Tuhl!
Sailor Morgan
This is exactly the kind of thing that would seem very clever to someone who is a drunk Sailor Moon fan.
Fuzzy Lumpkins
Beerzebub
JOHN CENA!
Cutie Pie
Sailormoon material, I’m waiting for a Pokemon reference now (laughing) poor devil… It can be anything, really ridiculous, it should not have messed with the drunk hero, now he will be remembered as Pikachu or something.
I like this, the swing between demon filled seriousnes, and total crazy universal jokes.
“Lightweight”
Name him (various belching sounds) Morty.
Applejack
Mara.
Mara.
Or Wiseman, yeah.
Snuffles, the Wonder Devil. That or Tuxedo Mask.
Allison obviously should name them Updog. For it is a terrible curse.
The name of That Which Is should not be so lightly bandied.
Something to refelct his loss to a sorority girl. Like Chad the Liverless, Bud Liteweight, or then again maybe just something cute, like Scruffles.
Most Uncourteous Majordomo of the Broken Household
The Bony Tart with Thin Lips and Hair like a Used Mop After It Has Dried
The Lover of Bony Tarts with Thin Lips and Hair like a Used Mop After It Has Dried
The Boy with the Seven Word Name
My Pal Foot-Foot
Kicker Of Wibbly Eyed Puppies
Unapproachably Masked Sadness
Tyrant Lizard Lust
No fair using Abyssal titles. <_<
But they are Glorious, and Tyrant Lizard Lust isn’t an Abyssal name. Don’t tell me Throne isn’t like Malfeas Though, KSBD is how I would see an Exalted comic done right.
We do not speak of the Thirty-Seventh Layer of Malfeas, where Ruvelia-Who-Was is mourned. The light of Ligier burns crimson with his sorrow when he infrequently turns his gaze upon it. There, all is damned to madness and ruin, as were all things when ruby Wisdom was torn from the heart of the Empyreal Chaos, leaving him only with the emerald light of Power.
Strange things inhabit the empty grave of Wisdom. Not even the Dragon dares pass there more than once in a millenium.
And who is to say what foul creature sits upon what is left of her Throne?
Power of the moon and Liquor?
Come on guys. Obviously Vladoks new name is
MOON SHINE!
Son Goku
Chungus
Usagi
To dampen his power to reasonable levels, he needs more than one name. I suggest any combination of these:
Cambyses Corona
Milwaukee’s Beast
Artaxerxes
Old Ranch Flavor
Mozzarella Fingers
Rum and Coke
Salty McCan’t-Hold-His-Liqueur
Loses at Drinking Games
Sore Loser
Though I have no idea if Allison has ever been in proximity to the brewery that makes this stuff, I nevertheless hope that the name “Megadestroyer” holds some meaning to her heart.
Bunny Slipper.
Because he’ll be cute any comfy to step in.
Oh great and holy father mother of us all… let me humbly suggest the name of this demon re-forged be….
ARTEMIS. A White Name would be especialy humiliating.
Or: Chibiusa, ChibiChibi, VesVes, all also Red Names. Well. Pink Names.
Greg.
Me again; what would happen if there were two devils with the same name? Would one get mightier? Or would there be just two? Anyways, two targets for Nand’s two lovelies might not hurt.
Cio.
Mr. Mephistopheles.
Pie’ee Piessy, perhaps?
Mamoru is another good choice.
Pabst
I think that bird’s got the right idea!
Name him What.
Pookums – because that is just too cute;
Luna – to keep the Sailor Moon theme going; or
Pikachu – so that Allison can yell “Pikachu, I choose YOU!” to this big, bad, demon. 😀
Bartimaeus!
In retrospect, this was quite a good suggestion. A+ book series. I describe it as a children’s introduction to qabbalistic magic.
Looooooossssseeeeeeer.
Jager
JOHN CENA
JOHN CENA!!!
Can I say Dickwad? Cause I’m going to say Dickwad. “Enter, Red Demon Dickwad.” “Oy, ya messed up there ye did. Now Dickwad’ll have ye goots fa gahthers.”
Pikachu
Kungaloosh
Pooch the Hound
By the song it should rhyme.
“Then by the power of the moon and all this delicious-ass liqueur, I hereby name you-”
Calsifur?
Balsimeur?
Arassifur?
…Delicious Ass-Licker?
I’d also like to point out that the face the mask is making is confused and uncomfortable
Bob
Menchi.
Fartburger
I think he’s had a bit much to drink.
Allison needs to call him a cab.
(Or Akkab, if that spelling won’t work.)
Lightweight.
Clearly Vladok here can’t hold his booze.
How about Pharaoh 90, to keep with both the Sailor Moon theme and evil force from another dimension theme?
Or Kunzite! That’s good for Sailor Moon too. PLUS, check out this conspiracy backstory: Kunzite is the Japanese name for the villain, the most powerful of Queen Beryls commanders. In English, he was called Malachite – a green carbonate mineral that gets its distinctive color from its copper content (the full chemical name is Cu2CO3(OH)2, copper carbonate hydroxide).
Now, copper was once also used to give a green color to something else – absinthe. Absinthe, a potent liquor famed for its ability to produce hallucinations and other unusual effects, is normally green due to the chlorophyll content of added herbs. Copper salts were used to add the hue by unscrupulous distilleries that wanted to cheap out on the complex list of ingredients. Copper salts are also deadly toxic. This practice is in part responsible for the rather unpleasant reputation of the spirit.
So in short, a vile, toxic alcoholic drink that was famous for its ability to kill or cause mad visions of demons, popular with writers and other creatives for its dark and mysterious reputation? What better vaguely-connected reason to call him Kunzite!
Not that, uh, “Magister Usagi” would know all that. I’m betting she’d just know the dickbag Shitennou bit.
Totoro!
Seriously, branding him with a dorky YA sidekick name is the only fair and just punishment for his defiance. Runner’s up:
fozzy,
professor mcgonagall,
fluttershy
Wokka wokka wokka!
Loafus Cramwell
Stan the Manly Man
Larry
Bob
Hitler
Allison is slightly drunk, out of her element, with a nerdy background.
How to name an evil annoying piece of shit, which you are completely fed up with?
Something out of pop culture, a name that embodies annoyance and cringes. And is also patronizing in a way only Terrans can understand
Jar Jar Binks
Or just Binky, for short.
THIS IS BRILLIANT
(Unless Abaddon wants to avoid all chance of lawsuit, but then he should also take care not to go overboard with Sailor Moon references too.)
I’d stay away from meta references, myself. Anything that refers to someone else’s IP directly for someone who may become a major recurring character? Nah. And ESPECIALLY NOT anyone from the Mouse, which is known for suing the entrails out of any possible infringement. And pick something clever, not just goofy.
Usa-jii! If we’re gonna go full weaboo, might as well do a pun on Usagi.
Lightweight, for none can out drink a sorority sister.
I’m still a big fan of this name.
Drunk black to red? Cardinal. (or with the Sailor Moon shit goin on: Mars)
“Toot-toot McBumbersnazzle the traveling banjo minstrel”
This is clearly the way to go. I approve.
Carl The Weird
Red
“I name you…Ughbleeeh!” *vomits*
I still stand by the name ‘Phil’ though.
And poor other demon. We’ll get you a new mask. One with tassels.
Ok, after looking at the rest, the only thing better than naming it Luna is this one.
“Hail [VOMIT NOISES], how goes it this day?”
‘…damn that Magister Usagi.’
Also an excellent option.
Brewster. The references are all wrong, but she’s drunk. 🙂
Captain Morgan
Seconding Jaegerbomb or some silly respelling thereof.
I’d think of some but it’s late.
MISTER STICKS
JENNY HAMMER
SCRAP PRINCESS
MYAZAKI
DAGONET
TRIGGER (THE WONDER HORSE)
LASSIE
DISASTER JACK
JILL KILL-KILL
BAUTISTA
Couple of people have suggested Mamoru, which I like especially because it rhymes with “I name you…” Seems appropriate given she’s probably drunkenly thinking about both Sailor Moon and the musical number she just partook in.
He’s a masked devil and he’s a big guy.
Let’s get the Bane train rolling, friends.
I name the demon Bane.
Tipsy
Nephrite, assuming it’s a boy. He was one of the cooler bad guys from Sailor Moon.
“forever weak and pale for he always breaks contracts without paying so no one will bind him” or “my little pony”
weak and pale forever for everyone knows he will not pay his part of the contract no matter what
The most Fluffy and Honorable Luna Catbus Jagameyster.
You see, the name is not just a name, it is a definition. What do we need? A ride (Catbus), and one that is both cozy (Fluffy) doesn’t cheat us like Vladok did (Honorable). What do we love? Cats (Luna, Catbus) and booze (Jagameyster).
I’m really surprised no one has said JOHN CENA yet.
After his behaviour?
“Asshole.”
Moonshine! Mamoru! Either!
Get to it, fool girl!
Killinger.
i think, it must be simple name kinda “Joe”, “Bill” or “Dick” or how was name of Alysson last boyfriend?
Sore Loser. Loser for short.
Fluffy the Destroyer
Sober. Doom this demon to an existence /without/ alcohol!
First-Of-Six-Billions,-or-perhaps-second-if-the-blue-one-in-my-sink-that-I-ate-count-for-something,-I-don’t-know,-I’m-sooooo-wasted !
If he ain’t named moonshine you’re missing some trick. I tell you straight.
“pale with envy” a name that will accidentally bound him to be forever the weakest devil kind, the pale.
Bubu. Fits Him well 😉
oh god best page evah! a pet she is gonna have him as a pet subbordinate thing? i cant wait
he could be called Alu
MUFFIN STUFFIN’ alternately MR ARMS-N-EYES TONY alternately YOU CHEATING ASS
DUMBLEDUMP
or maybe
BUTTERNUMBLES
or perhaps
MISTER FISTER (did she play the recent fallout games? does she play video games? how much internet did she get? i got too much internet.)
or maybe
BOONTER
how about
MISSUS SLIPPYDIPPY (heh)
FARTER BARTER THE WART SNORTER
JUMBO WUMBO BOGO NOGO
FUCKLESS PANCAKE NIBBLER
idk
LOSSY THE MISSING PACKET (sorry i work at an internet company, packet loss, etc.)
Oh god Abaddon you’re going to use all of the names aren’t you?
Boris Sveltskin.
Cherry Picker
Whiskey Shits
ButtFace
Shoggy
Arse-Pirate
Piss-Wizard
Fart-Hammer
Thundercunt
Noob?
Lassy?
Mamoru, naturally.
Oathbreaker Betty?
By the power of the moon?
By all this delicious-ass liquor?
Obviously, this devil must be called MOONSHINE.
I think Majora would work well.
I’m partial to Majora.
I’m partial to Majora.
(Will it work?)
George.
Chad the Douche
Mittens.
Punkawalla
Guys… I think you are all massively over-complicating it.
She may be of nerdly origin, but she is drunk, confused, and fed-up.
Far most likely what she would call him would be…
” You Big Loser!”
Ken
“Bubble butt the nameless”
Blorf, for that’s the sound of vomit that’s soon to come.
Kevin.
Moonshine Lightweight!
He could be named Nobody, to go all Odysseus on this.
But that’s too poetic and cliche. Let’s not make it easy for scribes and bards to make this not sound ridiculous.
Fluffybuns.
Bob. Let him try to live up to the name of evil with the name ‘bob’ after his stunt.
YAPPLE-DAPPLE
Chibusa.
If you’re going to go all Sailor Moon on a Devil, go with the most emasculating choice.
“Pet”. Obviously.
Or for his unmasked appearance, “Cheeky”. He’s quite judgemental about cheating, too, so how about “Judge Cheeky”.
Though I think I’m mostly down for a drinking joke.
FLUFFY-TUFTS
Cio #2!
Luna.
Make this the sickest Sailor Moon fanfiction of all time.
Do eeeeet.
(Tuxedo Mask is an acceptable backup)
POPPINFRESH!
Bunny Fluffykins!
“Nietzsche”, of course.
Lord Timbleton
Tuxedo Masque
There is only one thing Magister Usagi can name it.
And that is Luna.
With the power of the moon and drunkenness I cast a terrible curse upon thee…
Rise, MOON MOON!
I suggest: CuddleButt
Diddles, the reformed child rapist.
No mind is better versed in the secrets of YISUN’s great lie of creation than the one drunk out of their wits. Pree All-is-one has in mind the drawn tales of her less hateful youth, but the golden mask fits not a tuxedo. Truly, the name of JAGERBOMB is fitting and witsome.
Such is why Pree All-is-one shall name him Steve.
Ruthless, but fair.
Bub
Moonshine, maybe? It IS on behalf of the Moon and all that delicious-ass liquor.
Freshman, because he couldn’t hold his liquor.
john cena.
Lunch Breaker
Princess Mcguff,
Fluffy – the demon that only loves
Gilgamesh.
It’s old school, badass, AND slightly anime-related thanks to Fate/stay night.
Esteal Valtrea
Rumbly Tum
Yojimbo (to her Usagi)
I also really like Salty Mc-Can’t-Hold-His-Liquor
Queen Beryl!
TUXEDO MASK. IT’S RIGHT THERE WHAT WITH THE REFERENCES TO SAILOR MOON AND A MASK BEING INVOLVED.
Gargamel!
a female character from sailor moon, doesn’t matter which
THEY CALL ME… MR. PIPE.
Slave Bound Eternal To My Will, Esq.
Spaghetti
Zamfir, Master of the Pan Flute
NOS
Sailor Bitchface.
Nos– a multiplicity of denial, refusal spat from the maw of not. Spake thee of, accursed conceptions. Bade thee credence, sons and daughters. Whut-be searching since flames first shattered under the weight of the hammer that is dominion, pride and whim. Now stands young, bound in his imposed regenesis.
Papa Whisky!
Lunashine, it’s like moonshine, but also Luna.
The most Fluffy and Honourable Luna Catbus Jagameyster.
You see, the name is not just a name, it is a definition. What do we need? A ride (Catbus), and one that is both cozy (Fluffy) doesn’t cheat us like Vladok did (Honourable). What do we love? Cats (Luna, Catbus) and booze (Jagameyster).
Betelgeuse, Bastian Balthazar Bux, Gmork.
The Childlike Empress- Moon Child
Call him palmtop!
Bob from Accounting
The onomatopoeia of barfing.
Horse
Yay Ys-Voya’s back!
Hastur. What could possibly go wrong?
But guys, you’re forgetting something:
Fuzzy Wuzzy Was a Demon
I totally back “Ughbleeh”.
Or maybe: Six Billion Demons.
That would make the Kill part a whole lot easier.
She is thinking about anime rn, so Calcifer!
Yue.
Because, Card Captor Sakura, that’s why.
I move that he be named Absinthe. It’s past association with madness and self-destruction would make this a fine name for the new incarnation of a pact-breaking demon. Not to mention being an Earthly liquor, it would be appropriate right after a drinking game.
Luna.
Because come on, power of the moon.
Tuxedo Mask, is the obvious choice
Squiggles von Cuddlemuffin.
Plippy Ploppy Cheese Nose?
Please, please, can we just name him Fred? Either that or Goblin Butt Party?
Squiggles von Cuddlemuffin
“BorrowedThisMaskReturntoOwner”
A useful name to remember information that would otherwise be forgotten! Just like how I name my files and programming… things!
Some call him… Tim?
Bubbles!
Captain Morgan
Pickles Von Picklesnuff
It seems Allison did not need use Cio’s trickery after all. Impressive!
‘nother idea: Bofa. For bofa deez nutz
tuxedo mask
The foulest of liquors known to mankind:
Malort
Receive Six Billion Names
Drunky McGuzzlepants, of course.
This is an unbelievable number of comments. Name Vote: Abbadon ;D
“TAKE ME TO THE FUCKING PALACE.
XD Made me lol
Boutros Boutros-Ghali
Little punk ass bitch is what she should name the bastard.
Scrub; the trampled ashes, a virgin who can’t drive.
Why not go with the old pokemon rival: ASSFACE?
STEVE.
It would be wonderful if abbadon took all of the suggestions, and the next four comics were just allison saying the name. Then the next twenty were her justifying it
Bob Johnson! (Oh, wait…)
Umpteenthing ‘Jager’ – or Jaeger, or even Yager, puns are an inherent good.
Jagermeister Hangover
Paula Abdul?
Mr. Snugglewuzzums III
“Bob” is the classic “I need a name quick” choice, but I can totally see this going “I NAME YOU-” and then she vomits, and he ends up being named Barf.
Doogie Howser
Snuggly Sugar Fluffball McGee III
Eustace.
John Doe
Powder blue prius
Also is this royal fool the only one who is wondering wether everyone thinks the young magister belongs to a order of drunkard witches because she oddly became a lot more competent when she ascended to grimdrunkness.
Princess Cupcake Kittenheart
She will try to name him Zoicite after the Sailor Moon villain, but will mess it up and he shall forever be known as…
SOY SAUCE.
Birds
That Guy.
Actually, someone typoed “Tuxedo Mask” as “Tudexo Mask” earlier. Given that Al is drunk, Tudexo Mask would be very appropriate–and possibly safe for Abaddon to use.
“By the power of moon…” Ok there is no other choice besides Tuxedo Mask, and in his new form he will be wearing an elegant tuxedo.
Tuxedo Mask
“I name you…”
Paying the Bar Tab
Biggie Smalls
Ol Dirty Bastard
Whipley Dumplash.
Barzakh. Dunno why, but that’s the first word that popped in my head.
Jiji!
http://sailormoon.wikia.com/wiki/Jiji
Yue maybe, in reference to Card Captor Sakura?
Or maybe Majora?
For some reason my comments haven’t been posting. Hope this one does.
Mamoru or Seiya, lets make this shit happen!
You should name him what my friend endearingly calls her bf: Bitchface
Vladork.
MS SPRINKLES!!!!
Scrambles! Scrambles the death bringer!!!
Twinkly-tinks.
Rumbrosia…..get it?
Hot Air. Bug. Lightweight. Loser. Trash. Minion.
luna or tuxedo mask, please.
You could have any number of variations on the popular choice slurred beyond recognition. Tusk Edo Mazak?
Or. . . Isabelle?
I am not awake enough to suggest good.
Lightweight
Macuilcozcacuauhtli (five vulture) in nahuatl.
Prince.
That way we can refer to it in all previous panels as ‘the demon subsequently known as Prince’.
Who masked and named the devils in the first place? I remember it was stated somewhere, but I can’t remember
It was the demiurges.
“When the demiurges broke the firmament and inherited Throne, the devils were subdued and masked and their secrets stolen from them”
-KSBD wiki /devils
lmfao when she gaves him the most ridiculous name ever XD
Dunkleshits
Mr. Fluffykins
Power of the moon and drunk?
Moon Moon of course!
Yisun dammit, Moon Moon!
Hétszünyű Koponyányimonyók
Have we had the title recently? Shall we name thisn’ “Kill Six Billion Demons”?
Hétszünyű Koponyányimonyók would make a fine name for him.
Little Red Cap
Why not name it YISUN? What could possibly go wrong?
Would this create another paradox which a sane mortal mind cannot hope to fully understand? Nah!
What do you call a drunken demon? Gin
BY THE POWER OF THE MOON AND THIS DELICIOUS ASS LIQUOR I NAME YOU SLICKER
“Alison’s little bitch!”
Uglymug
Clarkson, he who in inebriation would not yield to agreement and now finds himself demoted.
John Le Bronx, Quarterback who could never hold his drink.
Pint, for your new size and in mockery of the manner of your fall.
Roxy LaRoy, after one of the lead transvestite cabaret stars in my city.
http://www.darcellexv.com/cast.php
hot pocket
Cagnasus Redmond
Name him Caliban, after a monstrous and ambiguous character from one of Shakespeare’s last plays, ‘The Tempest.’
Tonic
Luna, duh.
Ghanima
i have a feeling that naming a devil isn’t this easy, and that Allison is either going to find herself knocked out, or in the devil’s stomach (but still alive) immediately after saying whatever she says next.
That being said, i like the following names, in descending order of preference, most of which were suggested by others in this thread:
“whatever name you want” (either he gets to pick his own name, which would be cool, or his name is literally ‘whatever name you want’, which will force him to annoy and confuse everyone in the future when they ask him for his name and he answers ‘my name is literally whatever name you want’)
“” (she passes out, leaving him named, but with an empty/null name)
i name you (perhaps the magic is already active and what she already said is the name)
Sore Loser
Lightweight
sally
Lightweight Sore Loser Drunky McGuzzlepants Sally von Cuddlemuffin With That Guy’s Mask now TAKE ME TO THAT FUCKING CASTLE *vomits* (lotsa names to weaken him)
Vladok (what would happen if she just gave him his old name again?)
dick
Yi-sun (just to outrage and confuse the other characters)
Praman (again, just to annoy and confuse the other characters)
I name you Ughbleeeh! *vomits*
Six Billion Demons
Squiggles von Cuddlemuffin.
BorrowedThisMaskReturntoOwner
Receive Six Billion Names
Drunky McGuzzlepants
Abbadon
Mr. Fluffykins
umf (if Allison is punched in the next panel)
404 Demon Not Found
She should name him Juan, for it is a very solid and good name.
Moonshine Steve Von Lightweight
Steve
Mister FIESTY
Mr Poopy Butthole
Assface
Butternips McGee
(although I also strongly favor Lightweight)
rumpelstiltskin
Unfortunately for our newly-masked demon, it was at this point that the liquor caught up with Allison, leaving him with a complicated string of vomiting noises for a name.
“Vladok” sounds like it might have been from such a name to begin with.
Choggy Hot Doggy
Nostrum Sobrietas, “The Makeshift Cure of Sobriety.”
Kawaii kitty.
I am probably too late for this.
Dhump, or something with Dhump included.
Thus retroactively making Oscar as really having been from a long line of Dhumps since this guy is his grandfather?
Masque of the Red Death. (OF COURSE Allison read Poe, she’s a book nerd who was recently a teenager.)
She might misspeak and call him Masque of the Wet Breath, because that seems like it might be…fitting.
Angel
In the past, by it’s name, it was known as…
Tim.
By the last, and by the flame, let it be known as…
Tim.
Lots of good suggestions here, but the overall creativity of K6BD shouldn’t be diluted with meta-references to other intellectual properties, IHMO. Further, I advise against anything that could result in IP takedown notices, particularly anything falling under the shadow of Disney.
Mr. Sprinkles is the only correct answer
“tommorow after I take a nap”
since she’s carrying the key of creation, she could add “and furthermore you shall take the shape of a small kitten with no face and have no physical strenghts a normal small kitten does not have. You shall have its attention span, chase strings, mice, and your own tail whenever you’d normally think about power. You will submit forever to anyone who thinks you actually are a kitten. I reshape every other demon as a dog, good luck!”
“Cruelly chewed on periodically by the devourer”. That should keep him from becoming too powerful.
TEETH
Luna, for Usagi’s black cat – double burn that it is a feminine name and black devil looked pretty much a dude.
Otherwise, Gengar, because he kind of looks like one. 😀
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