Wielder of Names 1-11
“It doth not suyt a Sum’nr of Devyls to speak on their Propertys, as those godsblood Fools who speak them into beyng must by varyos Means know their Nature as the Back of their Hand. But here I shall make a vayn Attempt for those who doth possess Wyts markedly Thin and Tyme markedly Lyttle, and thereon elaborate wythyn thys Tome.
Let us begyn symply:
Fyrst, the Pallyd, also known as the order Cacodaemonya. The weakest of Devyls and, yea, the most numerous as well. The Pallyd Devyl posseseth a Body most fyne but he also possesseth a weak Intellect. Hys form doth resemble an Insect or other such crawylng thyng, hys Blood argent, hys Mask whyte or fayntly yellow. He is most suytable for Tasks menyal and of low complexyty. He feedeth on Blood and Livestock. Great Care must be taken for he is bydden to count any Item whatsover strewn before hym with a passyon most confoundyng.”
– Thulsa Drulle’s Daemoniac Maleficum
So…angle names…do they get names that are non-badass ever? Like: 32 Flees Restaurants Without Paying
73 Angry Gardener Complains Upon Discovering The Neighbor Has A Dog
42 Vigilant Watcher of Silver Who Slowly Devours Popped Corn
69 Clumsy Upstart Fails to Impress Peers.
Their names may- but consider. Even our dearest White Chain has been killed a great many times. And consider how very powerful they are. Angels are not, I believe, ever “non-badass”.
I can’t believe that the second panel hasn’t spawned a single “Waiter, there’s a devil in my soup!” joke yet.
Er, third or fourth, I suppose, depending upon how you count panels.
If I were the demon bartender, I’d give Allison the drink she’s asking for, no questions asked. She has a magus gate in her forehead and is carrying a rather large sword. One that’s almost as long as she is tall. She’s also not wearing any armour, which would make me think that she doesn’t need armour.
DOM
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This was a really great contest and hopefully I can attend the next one. It was alot of fun and I really enjoyed myself..
Knowing that Throne has an equivalent of Chaucer-esque middle english warms my heart. Big fan of Thulsa Drulle already.
Also, short term prediction: Our dear Allison will regret this act of boldness almost instantly.