WHEEL SMASHING LORD 5-175
Chapter: 5
” […] gennntly (sic) accept worm, sirs, DO NOT RUN (sic), thank you for you are (sic) kindness.”
– Graffiti (inscribed) on ruins of the Vermillion City, recovered circa 560 SC from the void.
Kill Six Billion Demons
BREAKER OF INFINITIES
me, I wonder if k6bd has updated for friday. Oh. It has.
An ominous cliffhanger? Gog Agog is disturbingly excited? Our favorite blood-splattered protagonist just saying “Do it?” ON FRIDAY THE 13TH?
Checks out. Good times.
Just Gog Agog! Don’t let your gog be agog. Gog Agog!
Release the clown(s).
Is that what this is, here on this yet-unopened world?
The preview?
GUNWITCH!!!!!
Private Gogagog reporting from G Squad, G Platoon, Company G, Gog Battalion, 3rd Gog Regiment of Foot, 9th Gog Heavy Infantry Brigade, Third Flying Gog Army, under General Gog-A-Gog.
Yesss Gun Witch my beloved
She dies as she lived; Reeking of sulphur and heresy. Hot an acrid gunsmoke for a hot and acrid soul.
*jiggles merrily*
We are all Gog right now. Awww yeah.
Welp, here goes Al-YISUN about to turn into Al-GOG-YISUN, and now we get to say goodbye to our beloved villains and welcome back Jaggahog.
Jagga-gog when?
FROGMAN
Worm time 😏
Gog going all Barry White. Get ready for a good time.
Noooo Gun Witch my beloved
if she does not survive, i might actually lose it
layla is okay 🙂 she is just resting 🙂
Uh, not Barry White, I was thinking of Yello, actually.
Barry Yello
Inside of you is one worm. The worm that wins is the one you feed. And it is feasting.
Worms are also Sickos.
Exclaimed in barely disguised glee : Oh no!
YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
What a damnably perfect nickname.
Previously we lost everything because we didn’t ask worm nicely for help. Let’s see this time if there’s a good reason you don’t ask worm nicely for help.
Such pointless slaughter. I do not think the Republic are very good at this whole ‘war’ thing.
They were not given much of a chance to thrive due to Solomon’s short-sighted approach to ruling. They had to scramble to create themselves so it’s a marvel that they exist at all.
Imagine what they could have accomplished if Salami Dave had trained each regiment to wield 1/10000 of the power of a Ki Rata adept. Such is the nature of Patriarchry – Jealous of power, short sighted in principle.
All slaughter is pointless, these guys are just too weak to be good at it
Someone I knew once said something about war never changing.
Their infantry was then promptly slaughtered by the enemy’s grapeshot, and I knew them no more.
War is epitomized by pointless slaughter. If you are among the infantry and you’re being slaughtered pointlessly, you’re just doing your job correctly. If you’re in the navy and you’re being slaughtered, you’re doing your job correctly AND the war is going to kill everyone you’ve ever known, as wars are known to do.
THE SYSTEM IS WORKING AS INTENDED
Its a feature, not a bug. Wait. No, its a worm.
For Lo!, it was written by the sages of old: The Purpose Of A System Is What It Does.
The point of slaughter is slaughter. Rejoice! Soon your perception of suffering will end!
MAXIM 56: Infantry exists to paint targets for people with real guns.
Sanguinary Corollary: Unless the real guns use sympathetic haimaspicy for targeting you should avoid painting the target with your blood.
““Throw your soldiers into positions whence there is no escape, and they will prefer death to flight. If they will face death, there is nothing they may not achieve. Officers and men alike will put forth their uttermost strength. Soldiers in desperate straits lose the sense of fear. If there is no place of refuge, they will stand firm. If they are in the heart of a hostile country, they will show a stubborn front. If there is no help for it, they will fight hard. Thus, without waiting to be marshaled, the soldiers will be constantly on the alert, and without waiting to be asked, they will do your will; without restrictions, they will be faithful; without giving orders, they can be trusted.
Prohibit the taking of omens, and do away with superstitious doubts.
Then, until death itself comes, no calamity need be feared.” ”
– Sun Wu (invented war)
The Worm loves you. The Worm provides. Blessed be the Worm.
It’s time to worm some of your billion demons
It’s really impressive that the Svelbian warrior survived this long. These guys were in the first line of attack, wearing nothing but gym shorts. Hope this one enter the great hall with pride.
The side with more guns won?
I am shocked. Shocked!
Well, not that shocked.
your favourites have their limits
this is axiomatic
Limits are for fools, and gods.
This is not axiomatic.
The defining trait of heroes is that they die horribly enough to be remembered
Is that a fucking Shriek from Hyperion?
Ah nice catch, i thought it looked familiar. The dudes on its spikes can be a reference to the spikey tree from the Tomb Tomb area.
*The Shrike
The name is way cooler in spanish: el Alcaudón… which references the same sadistic little bird, but sounds way more demonic.
Nooooo, not the Gun-Witch!
She better pull through it
Good! I had to make sure at least ONE person said exactly the right think. Good on ya.