“Yep, that’s me. A private taking some private time…But, I’m dead now…So, let me regale you with my tale up to that point, of: THE PRIVATE LIFE OF PRIVATE PISSMAN!”
If there is an edge, you can cut with it. The edge of the foot counts.
At least, for Al-YISUN… And none of them are able to argue after being cut in half or exploded.
“The heavens call… The earth cries out… The crowds roar… All calling on me to strike back against evil. Now listen up, villains! I am the warrior of justice, Kill Six Billion Demons!”
Yoooooo they didn’t make the cut
Fortunately she missed the WC plumbing, otherwise shit could have hit the fans.
Perhaps you’d like to try the Fillet of God-ship?
Exploded & seared by the lightning of a demiurge, it’s a bargain at only 6 billion demons!
this is a very good webcomic
Royalty is a continuous cutting motion.
Royalty is a continuous punting motion
You’ve tried the maybe sword.
Now try the maybe punt.
Right in the (CENSORED)
okay, you know what? that’s enough. i’ve followed this comic for years and i DEMAND that you miss once
Oh hey she finally learned a foot technique.
YES!!!! Mwha ha ha! Good job Allison!
She appears to have learned from Demon Hunter Rumi – the kick bears her specific stylistic flourishes.
Fuck-off Kick Cuts Reality
DIVE KICK
uncle sensei would be so proud
Man, I really love these cutaway illustrations of sci-fi ships. Also, that one guy who was just trying to take a piss.
“Yep, that’s me. A private taking some private time…But, I’m dead now…So, let me regale you with my tale up to that point, of: THE PRIVATE LIFE OF PRIVATE PISSMAN!”
Behold Al’Yisun, master of Ti Kwan Leep!
Boot to the head.
*Twack*
The boot is merely an extension of a blade cutting maybe.
If there is an edge, you can cut with it. The edge of the foot counts.
At least, for Al-YISUN… And none of them are able to argue after being cut in half or exploded.
Like that one time I cut a sandwich…
SUPEEEEEEER
INAZUMAAAAA
KIIIIIIIIIICK
A continuous cutting motion
If everything’s red
from vein, to thread
then it rhymes with Wax Head
Alt text leads to the song “Gojira – Mouth of Kala”, to make easier searching for people who don’t know how to get it with inspect element
We finally get Al-YISUN’s signature theme drop!
I KICKED THIS BOAT IN HALF!!!!
THAT’S A LOT OF DAMAGE!!!!
It should buff out
“Have you tried turning it off and on again?”
“You know, to force it to re-boot…”
RULES OF NATURE
FALCON.. KICK!
RIDER K I C K.
“The heavens call… The earth cries out… The crowds roar… All calling on me to strike back against evil. Now listen up, villains! I am the warrior of justice, Kill Six Billion Demons!”
SELECT YOUR CHARACTER
SELECT YOUR GEM
DIIIIIIVE KICK
ONE KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK!!!
The panels showing the inside of the ship were awesome.
Imagine being in the direct path of that kick, instant atomization.
The merciful outcome.
It is fortunate that godships are made of an extremely light and tough material or any old fool would be able to bisect them with a single kick.
Dude, *Hell* yeah
Kick A Motherfucker In Twain
Verily, they are cleft.
That is one particularly sharp…kick.
Path of Royal Tenenbaum, Wes Anderson narration ahh kick
The Axe
A straight line is the shortest distance between two points
Actually that’s zero if you can consider spacetime curvature
It can be negative if you include (space)time travel.