Curious, I was wondering if the armies of Mother Mot and the Priests of the Count would either fight against the forces of Jagganoth and Incubus, or join them after their gods keys were ripped from their bloodied forms
It is in the nature of those who have felt only the cold embrace of the demiurges to mistake their absence to mean they are without protection, and protected they are! Their ledgers will grow fat and heavy, their bellies will be filled by fine foods, they shall fuck only the finest of whores, and then they shall die, never once considering that YISUN was watching their every step, and was smiling in the third way all the time!
And lo, they sent their hosts, and their generals, and their gods, and they together were smote upon the earth, that they may stain the earth with viscera only once more.
Ten Thousand Razor-Sharp Feathers Falling From Heaven
In the speaking hall of Yisun, a supplicant once asked an impertinent question about how one might become enlightened. For his impertinence, he was struck instantly about the neck and shoulders. When the blows ended and he made to stand the beating hand was raised again and he flinched.
“Why did you flinch?”
“Because I was about to be beaten again.”
“In the recognition of basic patterns and taking of actions in response, you have become more enlightened than multitudes dead, living, and unborn.”
The supplicant was at once awakened, and limped out in joy and pain.
Forward the chainsaw-on-a-pole brigade! What good fun. Remember to keep in step. It helps to sing the regimental fight song. “Dulce et decorum est, pro patria mori!” Be assured your ashes will be thoroughly mixed with those of your comrades before being scattered to the void winds. The guild offers many other benefits, as well. Forward!
Perhaps not quite as many as one might have thought a few minutes earlier, though. Imagine the cost of all that good ammunition just destroyed like that!
I was wondering just how Mammon’s fanatical accountants could possibly get so buff, and then I heard one of them grunt.
“Hmph ! You haven’t seen the SIZE of our ledgers. Our ledger specialists constantly have to lift and carry those enormous tomes. With careful selection, with constant nutrition and some enhancements – well, you can see the results in our Ledger Lifters.”
THIS MONARCH ACHIEVED TRUE ROYALTY AND SPAKE ALL THE TRUE AND FALSE NAMES OF GOD FROM HER MOUTH ALL FROM HOME FOR FREE WITH THIS ONE WEIRD TRICK! SYCOPHANTS AND FLESH-SELLERS HATE HER!! 😁
I can’t wait till it turns out that prophesied death Jadis gives has nothing to do with the Demiurge stuff and instead it’s actually just the damn cigarettes.
Cigarettes are like squirrels. They’re O.K. to have around, but they’re really bad for your health if you put them into your mouth and light them on fire.
Duuude! The good guys have to have at least some cool guys with ’em? C’mon! Abbadon is more than capable of drawing some sick lookin’ dudes, let the good guys have some of ’em swagger goons!
Turns out the priests of the count didn’t mind that their god was decapitated by their new master. Perhaps they were serving power more than anything after all?
I know everyone is pointing out the stabbacus but I just want to say I’m really happy to see the chainsaw pikes return, such an insane idea for a weapon. It’s beautiful
Curious, I was wondering if the armies of Mother Mot and the Priests of the Count would either fight against the forces of Jagganoth and Incubus, or join them after their gods keys were ripped from their bloodied forms
It is in the nature of those who have felt only the cold embrace of the demiurges to mistake their absence to mean they are without protection, and protected they are! Their ledgers will grow fat and heavy, their bellies will be filled by fine foods, they shall fuck only the finest of whores, and then they shall die, never once considering that YISUN was watching their every step, and was smiling in the third way all the time!
2/9 idiots deleted.
And lo, they sent their hosts, and their generals, and their gods, and they together were smote upon the earth, that they may stain the earth with viscera only once more.
Costly…
In the speaking hall of Yisun, a supplicant once asked an impertinent question about how one might become enlightened. For his impertinence, he was struck instantly about the neck and shoulders. When the blows ended and he made to stand the beating hand was raised again and he flinched.
“Why did you flinch?”
“Because I was about to be beaten again.”
“In the recognition of basic patterns and taking of actions in response, you have become more enlightened than multitudes dead, living, and unborn.”
The supplicant was at once awakened, and limped out in joy and pain.
Nice one.
The abacus army. Every sword counts.
Forward the chainsaw-on-a-pole brigade! What good fun. Remember to keep in step. It helps to sing the regimental fight song. “Dulce et decorum est, pro patria mori!” Be assured your ashes will be thoroughly mixed with those of your comrades before being scattered to the void winds. The guild offers many other benefits, as well. Forward!
Perhaps not quite as many as one might have thought a few minutes earlier, though. Imagine the cost of all that good ammunition just destroyed like that!
That sounds like it needs a good, thorough cost accounting. How fortuitous! We shall need three volunteers!
When I started reading yesterday I thought the story was over already. Finding out that this is still ongoing is such a blessed feeling.
All these comments about an Abacus Sword when Stabacus is right there . . .
I was wondering just how Mammon’s fanatical accountants could possibly get so buff, and then I heard one of them grunt.
“Hmph ! You haven’t seen the SIZE of our ledgers. Our ledger specialists constantly have to lift and carry those enormous tomes. With careful selection, with constant nutrition and some enhancements – well, you can see the results in our Ledger Lifters.”
Okay so the purple republic guys with swords are pretty cool but I’m starting to suspect that this is more of a rifle kind of fight.
In all fairness Allison still has a 1 time free Gog Agog up her sleeve.
THIS MONARCH ACHIEVED TRUE ROYALTY AND SPAKE ALL THE TRUE AND FALSE NAMES OF GOD FROM HER MOUTH ALL FROM HOME FOR FREE WITH THIS ONE WEIRD TRICK! SYCOPHANTS AND FLESH-SELLERS HATE HER!! 😁
I have walked through the archives for months, and I’m finally here!
I can’t believe I’ve read the whole thing in like. 3 days. Now I’m gonna have to wait for new pages like everyone else
That’s our girl, ladies and gentlemen. Your Heir.
When war is so all encompassing a rich leggy lady exploding in the sky is sadly not enough to slow it down.
I love you, Lord of Death Abacus
I can’t wait till it turns out that prophesied death Jadis gives has nothing to do with the Demiurge stuff and instead it’s actually just the damn cigarettes.
Self-fulfilling prophesy, that.
I wish she wouldn’t smoke those.
Cigarettes are like squirrels. They’re O.K. to have around, but they’re really bad for your health if you put them into your mouth and light them on fire.
Oh no, they look REALLY COOL. Why do bad guys have to look COOL (they still die the same tho)
Duuude! The good guys have to have at least some cool guys with ’em? C’mon! Abbadon is more than capable of drawing some sick lookin’ dudes, let the good guys have some of ’em swagger goons!
Turns out the priests of the count didn’t mind that their god was decapitated by their new master. Perhaps they were serving power more than anything after all?
Me thinks that they are most likely inclined this will protect those who still dwell within the vault
THERE’S that cig lighting! And in the way of true royalty.
I know everyone is pointing out the stabbacus but I just want to say I’m really happy to see the chainsaw pikes return, such an insane idea for a weapon. It’s beautiful
Administratum’s Combat Accountants are taking to the field! Your days are counted, stamped and signed off on!