Vessian Termagant you ain’t seen Allison’s AWFUL GLARE, yet.
* WARNING ! *
At HIGH intensity, Multi-spectral deployment of of UNIVERSAL FIRE can cause collateral damage. Blindness, Burns, and the roasting of enemies, allies and landscapes may occur.
“This so enraged Aesma that she turned to the next largest thing she could find, which was a boat – a mighty war barge a hundred paces long or more that had washed ashore when the river was vaporized by the king’s passing. She flung it at the king with terrifying force, and it glanced off the back of his hauberk and shattered into a thousand splinters of wood.”
One might foolishly suspect that face is indicative of great focus, to accomplish a feat of great difficulty, to exert strength near one’s limits.
But we see that face is in truth the scrunched up concentration of someone who is focusing really hard on not dropping the cigarette they’re holding in their mouth while they’re headbanging.
We have not begun to see the limits of our heroine’s power…but we suspect we have seen the beginnings of her eventually fatal lung cancer.
Ten years later, I’m finally at the precipice of our tale as it encroaches ever forward. I have changed careers, lives, homes, families, and gender in the time it took me to catch up. Am I not the same person who began this journey? I am all too intimately the same person who started this journey, just knowing myself better? Is anyone the same after they read a profound book?
To Allison’s feat of boat tossing I offer but two words. Two words of power, two words of creativity, two words of not letting anything else dictate or couch your decisions.
And so the young queen took it upon herself to educate the armies of her foes on the laws of physics. Lesson one, force equals mass times acceleration. Lesson two, DODGE
As the kids say these days,
YASS QUEEN SLAY!!!
You spin me round baby right round.
Vessian Termagant you ain’t seen Allison’s AWFUL GLARE, yet.
* WARNING ! *
At HIGH intensity, Multi-spectral deployment of of UNIVERSAL FIRE can cause collateral damage. Blindness, Burns, and the roasting of enemies, allies and landscapes may occur.
One could say that things have taken quite a *turn*
Some days you just need a bigger mace
“Let me show you something I learned in Super Mario 64”
Girlie is gonna bite straight through her cigarette if she keeps this up
“This so enraged Aesma that she turned to the next largest thing she could find, which was a boat – a mighty war barge a hundred paces long or more that had washed ashore when the river was vaporized by the king’s passing. She flung it at the king with terrifying force, and it glanced off the back of his hauberk and shattered into a thousand splinters of wood.”
-from “Aesma and the Red Eyed King“
Dorcus is observant. Now we are waiting for escalation up to the black holes, and, finally… to literal WHEEL-SMASHING.
Call that ship-to-ship combat.
Size matters not.
Oh thank goodness. It would have been disappointing to see the low hanging fruit unpluck’d.
Ah. We know that face.
One might foolishly suspect that face is indicative of great focus, to accomplish a feat of great difficulty, to exert strength near one’s limits.
But we see that face is in truth the scrunched up concentration of someone who is focusing really hard on not dropping the cigarette they’re holding in their mouth while they’re headbanging.
We have not begun to see the limits of our heroine’s power…but we suspect we have seen the beginnings of her eventually fatal lung cancer.
Let the slapping of the shit commence.
For some reason this is giving me huge One Piece vibes. And I mean that in a very good way.
Ten years later, I’m finally at the precipice of our tale as it encroaches ever forward. I have changed careers, lives, homes, families, and gender in the time it took me to catch up. Am I not the same person who began this journey? I am all too intimately the same person who started this journey, just knowing myself better? Is anyone the same after they read a profound book?
To Allison’s feat of boat tossing I offer but two words. Two words of power, two words of creativity, two words of not letting anything else dictate or couch your decisions.
TAVERN. BRAWLER.
Let us watch the sun rise, together.
Aye. I will watch that sun set with you.
Personally I think any sane DM would rule out a boat as usable as an improvised weapon.
only one thing to do to find the answer to that question, start reading from the beginning again
hehhehheh.
smashy smashy
The demiurge version of “quit hitting yourself”
I hope we get a bad ass scene where Allison goes full royalty and her halo isn’t visible cause it surrounds the multiverse
Oh, Whirl?
And so the young queen took it upon herself to educate the armies of her foes on the laws of physics. Lesson one, force equals mass times acceleration. Lesson two, DODGE
o fvck yes
Cool
Now just repeat 100k more times!
Get in, loser, we’re going shipping!
I am having very lesbian feelings about this
That was supposed to be a general reply to the comic, but okay then this is frankly fine
Spin to win, kids!
Naval Battle.
Why is it bothering me so much that her cigarette is still unlit?