Perhaps the best defence would be to camouflage oneself as a very low-value target. Or get a sackful of Gog-Agog life-size self-inflating merch dolls and a big reel of gold braid, and create decoy targets.
“Shit man, this wizard war is fucked. I just saw a guy clap his hands together and say “the ten hells” or some similar shit, and every one around him turned inside out, had their tibia explode and then disappeared. The camera didn’t even go onto him, that’s how common shit like this is. My ass is casting frostbite and level 2 poison. I think I just heard “power word:scrunch” two groups over. I gotta get the fuck outta here.” – devious-buffoon, ‘The Great Wizard War of 1343’, Tumblr, circa 2020-2024CE
Al-Yis-Un taught us both the uses and the limits of wisdom, restraint, and emptiness. There is beauty in the willful, angry, proud spirit of Aesma. We will see that beauty today.
Perhaps the best defence would be to camouflage oneself as a very low-value target. Or get a sackful of Gog-Agog life-size self-inflating merch dolls and a big reel of gold braid, and create decoy targets.
>:=)>
The second one! Disguise something as a very high-value target! Make them fire the good ammo at it! Delicious scrap value!
“Shit man, this wizard war is fucked. I just saw a guy clap his hands together and say “the ten hells” or some similar shit, and every one around him turned inside out, had their tibia explode and then disappeared. The camera didn’t even go onto him, that’s how common shit like this is. My ass is casting frostbite and level 2 poison. I think I just heard “power word:scrunch” two groups over. I gotta get the fuck outta here.” – devious-buffoon, ‘The Great Wizard War of 1343’, Tumblr, circa 2020-2024CE
Is she about to Palpatine the whole fleet?
I had commented Led Zeppelin – Immigrant Song but now I’ve vising to Crowded House – As Sure As I am for what should play.
Al-Yis-Un taught us both the uses and the limits of wisdom, restraint, and emptiness. There is beauty in the willful, angry, proud spirit of Aesma. We will see that beauty today.
That’s the reason high fantasy and sci-fi settings always need little humans running around: scale.
Those who go to battle thinking they have already prepared to win rarely account for the enemy doing the very same thing.
Ohh you can’t afford NOT to… not that it’ll do any good…but hey pretty fireworks!
A lot of people are about to witness an idiot’s blow in action.
You done goofed.
Maxim 46: Don’t try to save money by conserving ammunition.
I think Allison detected “Insufferable Bitch” before she detected “Flagship”