I wonder how much fighting there will really be? I mean, everybody’s going to be literally wading in the stuff. Why bother fighting the guy three metres away for his gold when you can just reach down and scoop up an armful for yourself?
It’s gonna be WEEKS until the accountants get back to us about any loans we’ve allegedly defaulted on, and even LONGER until any credit reports get back to the counting-priests!
It’s time to go hog WILD! Spend irresponsibly like the wind, my brethren, sistren, and other sibs! The Tower has fallen, and the Guard has been Blinded! SMASH THE STATE! DEATH TO CAPITALISM! FEEL FREE TO BE AN EENTSY BIT LATE ON YOUR CAR LOANS!
Hrmm… Good timing all-around. Looks like #1 Battle Nun was about to get choked out. Grampa Mammon’s count will be much easier now with so much less to count. And our intrepid adventurers managed to pull an Indiana Jones and get out right before everything collapsed. Well done, everyone (especially Abbadon!).
Fun fact: All the gold ever mined on Earth would fit in a cube that could be parked under the Eiffel Tower. Even for all the worlds under his domain, that is a LOT of gold.
It’ll be really ironic if, as a result of Allison’s continued actions, the Demiurges all get utterly devastated, but it ends up being exactly what’s needed to also get them out of the millennia old ruts they each fell into. And that, striped of the things they thought were important, they are made to grow as people for the first time in forever.
More likely, though, they will just say “fuck it, fuck EVERYTHING!”, and dive into the multiversal war with nihilistic fervor.
Should’ve sold dragon guilder while it was hot, now it’s time to buy Incubucks! Buy while their on the up! Be sure you can make a killing before you get killed!
IÄ! IÄ!
Oh the open warfare in the streets that will occur as that wealth spills into the streets. The most expensive free entertainment to an onlooker ever.
I wonder how much fighting there will really be? I mean, everybody’s going to be literally wading in the stuff. Why bother fighting the guy three metres away for his gold when you can just reach down and scoop up an armful for yourself?
what exactly triggered such a complete destruction of yre? or have we not been show yet? my coin is on jagganoth, perhaps.
Or is it merely the explosive decompression of an infinite demiplane unto realspae?
I speak now in words of prophecy: That will hurt the resale value.
Well, that’s one way to break the bank.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
It appears that dimensional compression has torrential consequences.
Boy, that sure is a lot of gold, no wonder the dragon didnt get to finish his count.
Can’t help thinking a lot of people are going to get squashed by that rain of metal. What a way to go.
Man, try to imagine the death toll from the avalanche alone.
You know what this means, boyos?
It’s gonna be WEEKS until the accountants get back to us about any loans we’ve allegedly defaulted on, and even LONGER until any credit reports get back to the counting-priests!
It’s time to go hog WILD! Spend irresponsibly like the wind, my brethren, sistren, and other sibs! The Tower has fallen, and the Guard has been Blinded! SMASH THE STATE! DEATH TO CAPITALISM! FEEL FREE TO BE AN EENTSY BIT LATE ON YOUR CAR LOANS!
“UNGLAUBLICH !
Drachenfestung bricht Zusammen !”
UNBELIEVABLE !
Dragon’s Fortress Collapses !
* Somehow it’s better in German.
JAGGANOTH APPROACHES
…that’s bad…
Sundering.
Hrmm… Good timing all-around. Looks like #1 Battle Nun was about to get choked out. Grampa Mammon’s count will be much easier now with so much less to count. And our intrepid adventurers managed to pull an Indiana Jones and get out right before everything collapsed. Well done, everyone (especially Abbadon!).
A flood of gold, crushing the greedy beneath their greatest of dreams.
The count will have to begin again, methinks.
Fun fact: All the gold ever mined on Earth would fit in a cube that could be parked under the Eiffel Tower. Even for all the worlds under his domain, that is a LOT of gold.
man the value of those coins is gonna crash
AND SO THE DRAGON IS FREE OF HIS MEANINGLESS HOARD
MAY THE POOR BASTARD BECOME WORTHY OF MORE THAN PITY
It’ll be really ironic if, as a result of Allison’s continued actions, the Demiurges all get utterly devastated, but it ends up being exactly what’s needed to also get them out of the millennia old ruts they each fell into. And that, striped of the things they thought were important, they are made to grow as people for the first time in forever.
More likely, though, they will just say “fuck it, fuck EVERYTHING!”, and dive into the multiversal war with nihilistic fervor.
Should’ve sold dragon guilder while it was hot, now it’s time to buy Incubucks! Buy while their on the up! Be sure you can make a killing before you get killed!
Seek the wisdom of the cards, friends. I have said it in a page now passed.
In the Tarot, The TOWER is a symbol of sundering.
Well, that can’t be good for the economy.
Trickle-down economics at its finest.