Cio totally egged on red face to sacrifice our friendly feline here. So this ain’t one big happy family reunion, Felicia is out for blood (which is probably wise given the amount she’s lost at this point).
“The gateway of Yre, sometimes called the Traitor’s Teeth, was only ever a test that would trouble outsiders. As mentioned previously, life is perhaps the cheapest commodity in Throne. Making a door with a lock that required a sacrifice of living, sentient creature would take only slightly more effort to open than a door without a lock.
Of course, the Vault of Yre wastes no coin, not the barest scrap if it can be helped, so even the sacrifice of a life just to open a door would be too expensive for them. So this gateway was build off of trust. The Cult of the Dragon would, without hesitation, climb into the open mouth to allow their fellows in, knowing full well it wouldn’t kill them. But for a bandit trying to break in, especially in a group, it would undermine their faith in each other… and the sacrificed bandit, sure to survive and now sure to hate his former mates, would become an unawares part of the defenses to the vault in their hunt for revenge.
The Vault of Yre remains the most ingeniously… one might say deviously… devised of all traps. The Rising King would learn many lessons from her triumph over it. The Devil and criminal Oscar, for his part, learned only one final lesson.”
Lecturer Pryiam Allyth, at the Conference of Jackdaws (cont’d.)
Dibs on Lucky Felicia for sainthood in my church!
saints take canon when they die
fire rises to the sky.
those who drink blood learn to fly
props to all of you who called it way back when. honestly wasn’t expecting it.
Pure and Utter Awe! Congratulations to The Luckiest Felicia, as she saved herself from the almighty, glimmering gold and bronze, Vore Door!
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Yall gotta remember:
Cio totally egged on red face to sacrifice our friendly feline here. So this ain’t one big happy family reunion, Felicia is out for blood (which is probably wise given the amount she’s lost at this point).
Fuck fucking yes. Although I doubt she’ll have a happy reunion with Al xD
My body wasn’t ready for this.
LUCKY
8 lives left.
BY THE FLUFFYTAILED GOD OF DEATH, LUCKY FELICIA!
…now kill his ass while he’s still in a state of shock.
FROM LUCK COMETH OPPORTUNITY FROM OPPORTUNITY COMETH VIOLENCE FROM VIOLENCE COMETH DIVINITY FROM DIVINITY COMETH LUCK
SHE LIVES! ALL HAIL FELICIA THE LUCKY!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! OMG OMG OMG YESH!
SHE LIVES
it appears as such the cat still has a remaining life
An old friend, found again.
Now if only an old friend were to find me!
“The gateway of Yre, sometimes called the Traitor’s Teeth, was only ever a test that would trouble outsiders. As mentioned previously, life is perhaps the cheapest commodity in Throne. Making a door with a lock that required a sacrifice of living, sentient creature would take only slightly more effort to open than a door without a lock.
Of course, the Vault of Yre wastes no coin, not the barest scrap if it can be helped, so even the sacrifice of a life just to open a door would be too expensive for them. So this gateway was build off of trust. The Cult of the Dragon would, without hesitation, climb into the open mouth to allow their fellows in, knowing full well it wouldn’t kill them. But for a bandit trying to break in, especially in a group, it would undermine their faith in each other… and the sacrificed bandit, sure to survive and now sure to hate his former mates, would become an unawares part of the defenses to the vault in their hunt for revenge.
The Vault of Yre remains the most ingeniously… one might say deviously… devised of all traps. The Rising King would learn many lessons from her triumph over it. The Devil and criminal Oscar, for his part, learned only one final lesson.”
Lecturer Pryiam Allyth, at the Conference of Jackdaws (cont’d.)
This isn’t irrelevant at all!
That’s a very relevant and clever text!
Cute Kitsune Girl no longer.
Holy cow how is she alive i like that she is though
You’re looking good, Felicia- have you lost weight?
Hi, Felicia!
Holy shit. You have no idea how happy this makes me.
Oh good. I approve of this development. 😀
“I lived bitch.”
This one, M’thinks, deserves th’ badass of the year award.
“I got fed to a giant screaming door and all I lost was this arm!”
8 lives remain. Use them well