Now that the fractal fortress has been breached, one does wonder how rivals and guilds might react – such a large space, in such a condensed space. Many would desire it, to hide and store what they wish hidden from prying eyes. Armies, treasure vaults, maybe even whole worlds.
And then, there is always the question asking if such a breach can be fixed by mortal means, or if it would require a many-great uses of the art.
A determined or unfortunate soul could get lost in the recursive bank quite easily, and perhaps perpetually. I imagine that stranded survivors and filthy deserters will infest Yre for many years hence, after this battle is over.
IF this battle is ever over, rather than becoming a siege, with trenches dug into the golden soil.
And also assuming Yre, as a structure, remains standing.
Astute observations. I have also wondered what effect said breach might have on the inside’s fractalness and the outside’s standardness. Things could get interesting.
The Gun Witch likes the gun which guns which enemies Gun Witches wish gunned. Which gun the Gun Witch guns with depends on which Gun Witch, of course, but I imagine a given Gun Witch favors the gun which guns the Gun Witch’s current enemy with the greatest certainty of kill with minimal effort.
Well, being good at fighting is the sole thing they have in common. Everything else gets muddled by things like motivation.
Likely, few care that they’re being herded.
When organizing military action, random elements are an onerous bane. But when one’s only goal is to slip away and save one’s own skin, few boons are greater than a welcome distraction.
Every member of this hardy crew deserves to leave with their pockets bulging,and gold splitting the seams of their sacks, if they were wise enough to bring them.
And then came the most terrifying force of all! There came forth a flood of Player Characters! Each of them armed with their own uniquely unheard-of esoteric arts and tools of death. Each unpredictable, uncontainable, without conscience or fear of death, and all blessed to triumph by the will of their invisible god, who is called Dee’Ehm, Gee’Ehm, Keeper, and Nar’RayTor.
The Mere Scent of Power
Began the Chase with a Face Down and A Hundred way Glower
With King’s Key an Irresistible Lure
Each Other they’d Skewer
“UNLIMITED POWER !” the Siren call in their Minds
A Final contention set on hold – until they FIND –
Some Hu-man female – She who bears the Mark !
One battling barrista – a sorority sistah ?
She who can barely wield – the divine Spark.
( SEEKING POWER ! )
Hot on the trail,
They Run through the Ashlands,
A Motley band of Skilled Mercenaries
( SEEKING POWER ! )
Thirsting, and Lusting,
Maces Flailing, Naginatas & Swords Thrusting,
( SEEKING POWER ! )
Battling Palace Guardians and Tower Defenders,
They Fight in a Scrum
Facing Mammon’s Priests,
Culling Mottom’s Scum.
Entire worlds, Yea – the Red City of Throne ,
Even that seat of power – they’d see Overthrown.
To claim Yisun’s Essential voice – as their own.
And Brother Maxwell, formerly rank 99999, did shake in his boots, for he was already now far above the rank of his immediate superiors, and knew something had gone very, very wrong. And while cleaning was as of yet his only duty, he felt it only proper that he should at least see what in his God’s name was going on, in case he was needed. But he was very, very deep within the infinite depths of YRE, and there was not only much distance to cover, but many of the dangers normally present meant to end the lives of intruders and and inattentive Priests alike.
When does the faceless angel return? It’s mind is befuddled, but even then, it should know better than to allow demons to play her master’s court for too long..
The Middle Army is no more.
The Middle Army rises.
Flashback to that arcade cabinet being wheeled in at the bowling alley when I was… fuck, a lot younger.
The baby returns.
“I’m Back”
– Baby
The baby, he’s just… so sick of this shit.
And as the danger passes over
ground where the Law is Industry
fear is under aeons’ feet
The alt-text link, for your copy-and-paste pleasure:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=EAwWPadFsOA
Test. Your might. Test. Your might.
Thanks!
and inB4 the dozen others with the same idea, too.
excellent
*oofing intensifies*
Post-Teapot Stress Disorder
Now that the fractal fortress has been breached, one does wonder how rivals and guilds might react – such a large space, in such a condensed space. Many would desire it, to hide and store what they wish hidden from prying eyes. Armies, treasure vaults, maybe even whole worlds.
And then, there is always the question asking if such a breach can be fixed by mortal means, or if it would require a many-great uses of the art.
A determined or unfortunate soul could get lost in the recursive bank quite easily, and perhaps perpetually. I imagine that stranded survivors and filthy deserters will infest Yre for many years hence, after this battle is over.
IF this battle is ever over, rather than becoming a siege, with trenches dug into the golden soil.
And also assuming Yre, as a structure, remains standing.
Astute observations. I have also wondered what effect said breach might have on the inside’s fractalness and the outside’s standardness. Things could get interesting.
Maya hanging back and chillin’
To save you a trip to the console: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EAwWPadFsOA
Ok you just brought my childhood back in full with that link.
So Which Witch Gun is the favorite Witch Gun of the Gun Witch Layla Brimstone?
The Gun Witch likes the gun which guns which enemies Gun Witches wish gunned. Which gun the Gun Witch guns with depends on which Gun Witch, of course, but I imagine a given Gun Witch favors the gun which guns the Gun Witch’s current enemy with the greatest certainty of kill with minimal effort.
I don’t know, but the flying musket she’s riding like a broomstick has to be in the top three.
Clickable link to the hover text: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EAwWPadFsOA
Also, amazing choice Abbadon ^_^
I’ve come to be quite fond of this chaotic lot and hope they end up seeing their efforts rewarded!
These guys just don’t know when quit do they.
They at least meet that qualification for Royalty. The poor things.
We dance with carnage, an infinite, bloody performance. Lo, let violence be cherished today.
Test your might!
3… 2… 1… FIGHT!
Mortalllll Combat!
Flawless entrance!
Mortal Kombat, huh?
…Run.
(AWOLNATION NOISES)
the alt text link is to the mortal kombat theme song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EAwWPadFsOA
This is the rollover text in case anyone has any trouble copying it over https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EAwWPadFsOA
Giant bold baby bursts through the ship.
Yelling “Oh Yeah!”
MORTAL KOMBAT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EAwWPadFsOA
I’m beginning to suspect that the Pursuers are less interested in pursuing Allison than just getting into big-ass chaotic throwdowns.
In other news: Orange Google Fish Lady returns!!!!!!!!
Well, being good at fighting is the sole thing they have in common. Everything else gets muddled by things like motivation.
Likely, few care that they’re being herded.
Why does she look so nervous?
It’s only a rampant battlefield of two black gods.
… three
Oh Mendicant Knight Maya, we will always love your lack of enthusiasm
Well… they certainly qualify as a distraction…
inb4 “How do you feel about death?”
Hear not the silence of the wars, for it is deafening beyond all might
See not the tragedy of life, for it is breathtaking beyond all sight.
Javë javë lo liturn, weep not for the dead; for they are already born.
Her coming will be followed by 108 burning Stars…
For anyone in want of the youtube link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EAwWPadFsOA
Not a lot of attention is being paid to the fact there’s an ANGELIC MUTANT NINJA TURTLE jumping next to Maya.
When organizing military action, random elements are an onerous bane. But when one’s only goal is to slip away and save one’s own skin, few boons are greater than a welcome distraction.
Time to go.
Every member of this hardy crew deserves to leave with their pockets bulging,and gold splitting the seams of their sacks, if they were wise enough to bring them.
For sheer tenacity, if nothing else.
There is a terrifying lack of Cat Master on this page.
Looks like we’ve got a defector from Mottom’s armies or court in there
Yes!
It’s the gun witch!
Yay!
Team Devil?
Here we go again~
I love Maya’s fucking 😐 face, its hilarious.
And then came the most terrifying force of all! There came forth a flood of Player Characters! Each of them armed with their own uniquely unheard-of esoteric arts and tools of death. Each unpredictable, uncontainable, without conscience or fear of death, and all blessed to triumph by the will of their invisible god, who is called Dee’Ehm, Gee’Ehm, Keeper, and Nar’RayTor.
TEST YOUR MIGHT
This right there seems like a great place to not be anymore.
gun witch best witch
Aaaand gasoline is poured liberally and gleefully over the roaring flames.
Assail thine strength in yon contest of mortals.
Oi, these maniacs again. You gotta respect their persistence in the matter, though.
The only one that seems less enthused to be doing this all again than giant Baby is Auntie Maya.
Hrmm… Looks like there’s a giant baby that needs a nap!
Also happy to see that the “Lord of the Rings” is still onboard.
I wonder what could happen next to make things even more difficult for our intrepid adventurers?
Oh look, there’s the baby again.
That surely rocks.
Never played Mortal Combat, so here’s my favorite soundtrack for the whole Ynamon sequense: RHADS – Battle in the Rain https://soundcloud.com/artem-rhads-cheboha/battle-in-the-rain
It has been said that stagnation is death.
This is also death, and a lot of it.
This is also a distraction.
It will do.
MAKE YOUR BETS! May your favourite mercenary survive this battle. Realms know, we’ve lost so many good ones
“The Pursuing Aspirants”
The Mere Scent of Power
Began the Chase with a Face Down and A Hundred way Glower
With King’s Key an Irresistible Lure
Each Other they’d Skewer
“UNLIMITED POWER !” the Siren call in their Minds
A Final contention set on hold – until they FIND –
Some Hu-man female – She who bears the Mark !
One battling barrista – a sorority sistah ?
She who can barely wield – the divine Spark.
( SEEKING POWER ! )
Hot on the trail,
They Run through the Ashlands,
A Motley band of Skilled Mercenaries
( SEEKING POWER ! )
Thirsting, and Lusting,
Maces Flailing, Naginatas & Swords Thrusting,
( SEEKING POWER ! )
Battling Palace Guardians and Tower Defenders,
They Fight in a Scrum
Facing Mammon’s Priests,
Culling Mottom’s Scum.
Entire worlds, Yea – the Red City of Throne ,
Even that seat of power – they’d see Overthrown.
To claim Yisun’s Essential voice – as their own.
Brace for impact!
For is it not said: “Stand always in readiness, for thou shalt never know when thou art called upon to engage in mortal kombat.”
REACH HEAVEN THROUGH VIOLENCE, BABY!
Fashionably late, as usual.
i spy Time Baby
K6BD would make an incredible fighting game. Someone call up Arc System Works.
Am I the only one who reads all the Demon-slang (i.e. “Gog the yonder”) in a Scottish accent? It just seems right.
So that where that giant Baby from Gravity falls ended up!
And Brother Maxwell, formerly rank 99999, did shake in his boots, for he was already now far above the rank of his immediate superiors, and knew something had gone very, very wrong. And while cleaning was as of yet his only duty, he felt it only proper that he should at least see what in his God’s name was going on, in case he was needed. But he was very, very deep within the infinite depths of YRE, and there was not only much distance to cover, but many of the dangers normally present meant to end the lives of intruders and and inattentive Priests alike.
I spy a teenage mutant ninja turtle, and Cad Bane.
Murderbaby will get the key and become king of all reality, mark these words
Seems Baby Boy is ready to stomp some ass
When does the faceless angel return? It’s mind is befuddled, but even then, it should know better than to allow demons to play her master’s court for too long..
Hail, hail, the gang’s all here. And our favorite noodle eater is playing it chill as usual.
GUN WITCH, FUCK YES!!!
MORTAL KOMBAT!!!
By my eyes, it appears even Cegorach has sent a representative in the ill-fated pursuit of AL-YIS-UN. A great jest, to be sure.
Aaah! The gun witch riding her rifle, that’s great.
How can there be half YS and half UN gods out of 777,777 gods. What about that 777,777th god?