King of Swords 8-78
Chapter: 8
Though over three hundred tournaments have taken place, Gog-Agog has not hosted all of them. The contest only occurs every thousand Turns (rotations of the multiverse around Throne), which is a little more than three years, chiefly because the resources and expenses involved are enormous, not the least of which is the arena must be reconstructed each time.
Thats rude Gog Agog, cutting the lady short about her speech regarding the Peach Garden Massacre. You need to better your timing
I believe that’s pretty intentional – coaxing the host god into having you as event organizer is one thing, allowing seditious propaganda to spread against said host god is quite another…
Three days! Three acres! Three THOUSAND men! Only one will win THE GREAT OUTDOOR FIGHT!
BECOME THE RULING BODY!
oh dang guys you don’t gotta make this a thing
Yes. Three thousand men come in.
ONE THING WILL COME OUT.
… nnno, that sounds like a lovecraftian nightmare.
Why so cheery’s what I dun git. Like why you g’ta be so in our faces bout it when we here working eh? Bloody hell around here, and we gotta cleanit all – I mean th’blood. They said ‘least the stains won’t show cuz you’re red, oh haha, great joke. Been considerin’ breaking me mask and letting loose but I ain’t going back to the void.
Hate me name so much though. One dung of a human cast it ‘pon me, the bastard.
Gog-Agog’s got them Gog-A-Gams.
Truly, among the most grandiose events the demiurges host in the whole multiverse. This unwise man is very happy to be able to see the tournament unfold, and wonders what kind of tricks the contestants will be using. Leisure kicks? Head of John? Dharma windmill? Advanced technology? Versatile arts? Bribery of the opponent? All’s fair in the arena of Rayuba’s master, and with these cohort of hosts, no one shall get bored and live to tell the tale.
oh great there multiplying.
I honor the noble sacrifice made by all those poor clerks,priests, wardens, and referees who apparently work right next to the Arena with absolutely no protection by the “rules” of the Tournament. I shudder to imagine how many of them Solomon must go through over the course of each tournament.
Also, while the “simple” rules might seem airtight at first, I can’t help but note the phrasing – “If you fall out of the ring for any reason”. So, can you STEP out of the Ring, without strictly “falling”? Or, even better, FLY out of the Ring? The multiverse is a big place, with plenty of strange magics that these rules just don’t seem to accommodate!
Although, I suppose there’s also nothing in the rules preventing Solomon from just interfering whenever he wishes. Perhaps my subversive interpretation is simply useless under Paternum’s Law.
Long have I pondered the merits of entering such a contest. And my Patram Sword Hand has been getting a little rusty…
Hm. Perhaps I would practice Vertigo Bullet. Do they allow weaponry?
If an edge from technology is allowed, I want to see a Lancer in this contest.
I suppose that would depend on the Lancer. Not all of them will fit in one of the circles.
Only a third of the tournament participants, Gog-Agog? Tsk, poor numbers for a Great Devourer as yourself.
That was a long time ago, she was only a Pretty Good Devourer back then.
Gog-Agog being given the position of sportscaster for her attempts at devouring the competition might be the funniest thing in this comic so far. Bravo!
Three days of violence ! Yay !
And more of Lady Gog-Agoga ! Even more yay !
I like Gog-Agog, but not Gog-Agog.
She’s just too out there for me.
Well, Gog-Agog is fine I guess.
I have always said that i prefer Gog-Agog, she’s a good middle ground between Gog-Agog and Gog-Agog
I feed on spleens!
Contender #167
I like these stands, they look like pizza bunkers.
Contender #2210
Smug Gog looking like knife cat.
I hate GOG-AGOG,she steals jobs from us hardworking hostag-hosts, I mean hosts.
To be a mass of worms, Gog-AGog has pretty nice legs….
Just remember where these worm swarms keep their teeth.
Everywhere.
i think this is my favourite page yet, gog-agog is amazing at this
Hello, tender thanks you in spite of word! I repost in Facebook
Say what you will about my pal, Gog-Agog, but she sure has style. I love the outfit here.
i’m starting to think Ghog-Agog might be gluttony in their deadly sins dynamic
Thanks for taking the time to discuss that, I feel strongly about this and so really like getting to know more on this kind of field. Do you mind updating your blog post with additional insight? It should be really useful for all of us.
I think Gog-Agog is my favourite. I would eat the worm.