That sounds delightful, but honestly I can only picture it as Gog-Agog in every single role and the Jury Gog-Agogs knowing the outcome ahead of time so the real entertainment of the show is just 40 minutes of lethal slapstick in various court settings.
Having been one of the few people in known history to see of a trial put on by Law and Agog, Special Worms Unit, and make it out alive, I can confirm that this is EXACTLY how the whole damn thing functions. The emphasis, though, is less on the “slapstick” and more on the “lethal” side of things. Also probably with more gratuitous blood and gore than you’re imagining. And yes, all the gore is still made of worms. And eggs, for some reason. Don’t ask about the eggs.
Still more pleasant than dealing with the Earth DMV, though.
A-Gog! There’s only one of me
Till suddenly there’s two of me
When two is what you see of me
Gadzooks! Three of me
That’s the proper score of me
Three of us is the core of me
And we can tell you-
Woops! Sorry, four of me
When you’re made out of a bunch of semi-independent entities (worms, in this case) various geometrical and topological rearrangements wouldn’t seem to be much of a problem.
I can’t fathom why Solomon would allow Gog-agog onto one of his worlds. Doesn’t he know anything at all about biohazardous containment?
Like I get that it’s hard to keep Gog-agog out of somewhere on account of it being basically a sentient bioweapon, but that isn’t an excuse to just completely throw out safety precautions.
That is implying that Solomon David does not have every contingency in place in the event Gog-Agog decided to spread their influence. There is also the factor that SD, being a demiurge, wouldn’t simply destroy the non-essential extra G-As.
You are making the assumption that that there are essential Gog-Agogs somewhere. I believe they all are both essential And non-essential, a situationally-determined superposition of relevancy that allows the Gog-Agog consciousness to pull wormstrings as needed.
I think Gog Agog needs consent to do their thing, like Incubus. They can’t simply infect people, they need to be invited in. Solomon David’s people are largely content, so there’s fewer opportunities for Gog to invade his realm.
“The Scourge of Worlds” title could easily be applied to corporations/products like Coca Cola or McDonalds. They do a shitload of harm and… no one is forcing anyone to consume them.
I wouldn’t be surprised if Gog-Agog’s technique is to infiltrate a world in small numbers, take over a relative few discontents, then use that cadre to make things worse overall, generating more discontents for her to infect until she has enough to claim the world as hers.
At the moment, she’s grabbed all the worlds she can, and the other demiurges have countermeasures in to prevent her expanding further, including social policies, counter-propaganda, secret police/disease control agents, etc, according to their dispositions.
I can picture a Gog following around Dave everywhere, asking “can I be the host of your tourney, pretty please?” again and again, day after day, until he gave the longest, heaviest sigh in all creation and then a resigned “yes”.
Maybe it was when Solomon watered plants in his personal garden and then worms squirmed out of the ground , formed Gog-Agog and asked to host his tournament , ‘pretty ple-e-e-ease ?’ ..
It must have felt odd for Gog Agog to be making the case to be someone else’s host,rather than the usual convincing other people to be hosts for Gog Agog.
Gog-agog controlling this entire universe with Salami Dave ¿¿ I don’t think I have a song to put to this clown fiesta !
LET THE GAMES BEGIN !!! 😀 😀 😀 !
OH *honk*! Oh, wow! I… *honk* am taken aback… what a beautiful honk- sorry, host! Those delicate made-for-horn-hooting hands, *honk* those made-for-trumpet-blowing lips, the nose with the stunning *honk* naturally lovely shade of red! The perfect makeup! I just *honk* wish I could have been there to see her live right *honk* there… I guess I’ll have to watch it from my tent over here *sad honk*…
It’s so hard to read Gog-Agog’s lines without hearing Harley Quinn’s voice in my head.
Not that that’s bad, it’s just that’s gonna be Gog’s canon voice for me now, forever. Because no matter how hard I try to imagine any other voice, it always rubber bands right back to Harley. The universe put its finger down into my brain and went “IT IS DECIDED”, so that’s how it is now.
Gods dammit, now I’m reading everything she says like Harley Quinn. The enthusiasm, the Jester outfit, the homicidal tendencies, I can’t not read her lines that way.
Not just that: her phrasing and body language is dead-on as well. I feel like I’d actually be surprised if it wasn’t a deliberate inspiration/homage. Abbadon’s done stuff like that before.
I’m not hardcore enough to remember the difference between Sorkin and Strong, soooo: “not-Robbie”.
I actually think Robbie was a fine choice for a live-action Harley, but was SUPER puzzled and disappointed she didn’t even try to do the voice. Do what you will with the costume (I mean I guess: I might not like it, but I can still deal with it), but without the voice, it’s not actually Harley. Period.
Hmm… how many contest circles ? 52 ? 64 ?
How many Contestants to start with ?
After a few rounds – does the challenge field change ?
Did Allison have to sign a “Life Contract” ?
“If you die – you promise NOT to come back and haunt us !”
And just WHO was that blind guy at the entrance who was yelling and causing a ruckus ? I swear he said… “I’M GONNA KILL EVERY ONE ARMED FIGHTER IN THIS TOWN !”
Oh wait – that was at a Martial Arts Tournament in China…. Never mind.
Well isn’t this smart? Make two commentators here, one who is a bit too happy trippy and other who is all serious bickering along with each other to amuse the audience, Gog-Agog made a perfect choice here. Lets hope the author will present the tournament to us through Gog-Agog commentary.
While “the worm” is the most popular and most widespread of the green demiurge’s epithets, it is far from the only one. In certain worlds, it is possible to hear whispers of “the big” or “the insect”, a beast which is a hive and lives in constant growth. Sone of these tales i’ve heard as merry sog, others as terrified whisper.
So here a longhorn beetle and a scarab shall represent the Insect to let us know the hive is never far away
The fabulous , the incredible , the fantstic , the joyfull and cheery lady Gog-Agoga is ba-a-a-ack !!!
Oh happy days and jubilation !!
*honks joyfully*
LET THE PARTY NEVER END !!
PS
And remember you _can_ have party that never ends if you just . eat . the worm. Its totally safe , all Gog-Agog experts agree.
That’s not the most Gogs Agog we’ve seen in one place so far; consider KoS 5-46, where there’s even an elephant-shaped Gog Agog. The Worm pretends to follow the rules of the others, but when the visage slips and the truth worms its way out, naught remains but terror itself.
I’m a new convert to the world of graphic novel creation. I have a mythical tale about the origins of Time that I’ve written and illustrated. I’d just like to ask the artist-writer how he/she marketed and popularized this fantastic comic!
Same. And what a fortunate turn of events! Otherwise I would never have met- I’m sorry, I never actually have met her, I guess… Otherwise I would have stayed oblivious to the existence of the fabulous lady Gog-Agog, oh the joy it brings me just to see her here! *honk honk honk honk honk*
It looks like Gog-Agog doesn’t much like sharing the spotlight with Gog-Agog.
Gog-Agog plays second fiddle to NOBODY!
Especially not Gog-Agog!
“Is that me?”
“Is that me SASSIER THAN ME!?!?”
“I’LL KILL ME!”
good ol’ Vegeta, angry at everyone and everyone. Even himself.
Murder: the appropriate response!
This is applicable to any conceivable situation.
Yes, even that one.
And that one.
Oooo, you bad, bad boy… but no, yes, that one too!
Do not forget to take ALL their stuff afterwards.
Yes even that and whatever that thing is as well.
It is TRADITION.
That’s not how you spell cleptomania.
Then, again, who cares? Pillaging party!
To be fair this also not how you spell kleptomania.
Lmfao
Maybe she is my successor, but not in any way that I’d be proud of.
What’s better than having yourself a Gog-Agog?
Having yourself -Two- Gog-Agog’s!
Yaaaaaay!
I believe the proper plural is “Gogs Agog”
It’s like “Attorneys General”
…
You make me want to watch some Law and Agog, Special Worms Unit.
That sounds delightful, but honestly I can only picture it as Gog-Agog in every single role and the Jury Gog-Agogs knowing the outcome ahead of time so the real entertainment of the show is just 40 minutes of lethal slapstick in various court settings.
Having been one of the few people in known history to see of a trial put on by Law and Agog, Special Worms Unit, and make it out alive, I can confirm that this is EXACTLY how the whole damn thing functions. The emphasis, though, is less on the “slapstick” and more on the “lethal” side of things. Also probably with more gratuitous blood and gore than you’re imagining. And yes, all the gore is still made of worms. And eggs, for some reason. Don’t ask about the eggs.
Still more pleasant than dealing with the Earth DMV, though.
Demilitarized Velocipedes are a terrible blight, I agree, but which of the many Earths are you referring to?
The DMV exists on every Earth. It’s a genetic defect of the human species.
Aesma’s mistake
Huh. It honestly never occurred to me before, but yeah, that name easily parses as (general noun) (specifier adjective).
What if it’s actually Gog’s Agogs?
She does bear the name of the Beast.
I wonder if these two are two of her seven heads.
All hail the Ladies Agoga!
big tiddy gog agog gf
Oh Lords, there’s *two* of them…
This is going to be lovely, I feel it in muh bones~
A-Gog! There’s only one of me
Till suddenly there’s two of me
When two is what you see of me
Gadzooks! Three of me
That’s the proper score of me
Three of us is the core of me
And we can tell you-
Woops! Sorry, four of me
More Gog-Agog is always Gooog ! Oh , yes !
Reading this made me think a group of Gog-Agog being called a Gadzooks sounds delightful.
Danny Kaye is the Worm?
….. Yeah, okay. Never doubt the Worm.
When you’re made out of a bunch of semi-independent entities (worms, in this case) various geometrical and topological rearrangements wouldn’t seem to be much of a problem.
I can’t fathom why Solomon would allow Gog-agog onto one of his worlds. Doesn’t he know anything at all about biohazardous containment?
Like I get that it’s hard to keep Gog-agog out of somewhere on account of it being basically a sentient bioweapon, but that isn’t an excuse to just completely throw out safety precautions.
That is implying that Solomon David does not have every contingency in place in the event Gog-Agog decided to spread their influence. There is also the factor that SD, being a demiurge, wouldn’t simply destroy the non-essential extra G-As.
You are making the assumption that that there are essential Gog-Agogs somewhere. I believe they all are both essential And non-essential, a situationally-determined superposition of relevancy that allows the Gog-Agog consciousness to pull wormstrings as needed.
Gogs seems to have settled into some sort of contract-based arrangement?
I think Gog Agog needs consent to do their thing, like Incubus. They can’t simply infect people, they need to be invited in. Solomon David’s people are largely content, so there’s fewer opportunities for Gog to invade his realm.
“The Scourge of Worlds” doesn’t sound super consensual.
You’d be surprised.
“The Scourge of Worlds” title could easily be applied to corporations/products like Coca Cola or McDonalds. They do a shitload of harm and… no one is forcing anyone to consume them.
I wouldn’t be surprised if Gog-Agog’s technique is to infiltrate a world in small numbers, take over a relative few discontents, then use that cadre to make things worse overall, generating more discontents for her to infect until she has enough to claim the world as hers.
At the moment, she’s grabbed all the worlds she can, and the other demiurges have countermeasures in to prevent her expanding further, including social policies, counter-propaganda, secret police/disease control agents, etc, according to their dispositions.
The Pact of the Seven Part World means she opens new gates, rather than hitting Sol’s worlds.
I can picture a Gog following around Dave everywhere, asking “can I be the host of your tourney, pretty please?” again and again, day after day, until he gave the longest, heaviest sigh in all creation and then a resigned “yes”.
Maybe it was when Solomon watered plants in his personal garden and then worms squirmed out of the ground , formed Gog-Agog and asked to host his tournament , ‘pretty ple-e-e-ease ?’ ..
It must have felt odd for Gog Agog to be making the case to be someone else’s host,rather than the usual convincing other people to be hosts for Gog Agog.
She’d come just to watch the show, anyway. Better to know where some of her are going to be.
Besides, the King of Pride isn’t going to miss out on all the media coverage that the Gogs can bring to his shindig.
Gog-agog controlling this entire universe with Salami Dave ¿¿ I don’t think I have a song to put to this clown fiesta !
LET THE GAMES BEGIN !!! 😀 😀 😀 !
hey there contestants, it’s me, ya gurls
Woof woof
Honk-honk
uh, skinny worm
OH *honk*! Oh, wow! I… *honk* am taken aback… what a beautiful honk- sorry, host! Those delicate made-for-horn-hooting hands, *honk* those made-for-trumpet-blowing lips, the nose with the stunning *honk* naturally lovely shade of red! The perfect makeup! I just *honk* wish I could have been there to see her live right *honk* there… I guess I’ll have to watch it from my tent over here *sad honk*…
Gog, Agog, a gorgeous agogue! *final honk*
*honks approvingly*
It’s so hard to read Gog-Agog’s lines without hearing Harley Quinn’s voice in my head.
Not that that’s bad, it’s just that’s gonna be Gog’s canon voice for me now, forever. Because no matter how hard I try to imagine any other voice, it always rubber bands right back to Harley. The universe put its finger down into my brain and went “IT IS DECIDED”, so that’s how it is now.
Gods dammit, now I’m reading everything she says like Harley Quinn. The enthusiasm, the Jester outfit, the homicidal tendencies, I can’t not read her lines that way.
I was already reading her that way, but now Beta Gog is starting to sound like Mark Hamill’s Joker, and I’m not sure if that’s bad.
Not just that: her phrasing and body language is dead-on as well. I feel like I’d actually be surprised if it wasn’t a deliberate inspiration/homage. Abbadon’s done stuff like that before.
ah, but which Harley? there have been several…
Much as I love Tara Strong, Arleen Sorkin is the one true, iconic and original Harley Quinn.
Everybody else is just doing and Arleen Sorkin, voice, doing a Harley Quinn voice.
It’s like hiring someone besides Mr. T to play B.A. Baracus or Barret Wallace. You just know this is a substitute for the original.
I’m not hardcore enough to remember the difference between Sorkin and Strong, soooo: “not-Robbie”.
I actually think Robbie was a fine choice for a live-action Harley, but was SUPER puzzled and disappointed she didn’t even try to do the voice. Do what you will with the costume (I mean I guess: I might not like it, but I can still deal with it), but without the voice, it’s not actually Harley. Period.
Truth.
I’m honestly surprised David’s allowing Gog-Agog anywhere near this, let alone hosting. Maybe he likes her more than he lets on.
If plunging my ‘Key of Kings’ into a writhing bowl of maggots is wrong, I don’t want to be right….
“It is not unknown for romantic tastes in worlds of King’s Road to grow specialised..”
I thought for a second that she had microphone nunchaku.
Panem et circenses. Solomon has it figured out.
Elimination Rounds….BEGIN !
Hmm… how many contest circles ? 52 ? 64 ?
How many Contestants to start with ?
After a few rounds – does the challenge field change ?
Did Allison have to sign a “Life Contract” ?
“If you die – you promise NOT to come back and haunt us !”
And just WHO was that blind guy at the entrance who was yelling and causing a ruckus ? I swear he said… “I’M GONNA KILL EVERY ONE ARMED FIGHTER IN THIS TOWN !”
Oh wait – that was at a Martial Arts Tournament in China…. Never mind.
Quote from: “MASTER OF THE FLYING GUILLOTINE !”
You saw the trailer, spitting teeth
and rising horde above the street
a third chance to host your party
Jolene
Well isn’t this smart? Make two commentators here, one who is a bit too happy trippy and other who is all serious bickering along with each other to amuse the audience, Gog-Agog made a perfect choice here. Lets hope the author will present the tournament to us through Gog-Agog commentary.
While “the worm” is the most popular and most widespread of the green demiurge’s epithets, it is far from the only one. In certain worlds, it is possible to hear whispers of “the big” or “the insect”, a beast which is a hive and lives in constant growth. Sone of these tales i’ve heard as merry sog, others as terrified whisper.
So here a longhorn beetle and a scarab shall represent the Insect to let us know the hive is never far away
Alt-Text link:
youtube.com/watch?v=Redk0XEh8zM
Thank you!
Bless thee
Chaos! CHAOS!
Ah, Delta Rune, good choice.
The fabulous , the incredible , the fantstic , the joyfull and cheery lady Gog-Agoga is ba-a-a-ack !!!
Oh happy days and jubilation !!
*honks joyfully*
LET THE PARTY NEVER END !!
PS
And remember you _can_ have party that never ends if you just . eat . the worm. Its totally safe , all Gog-Agog experts agree.
10/10 Gog Agogs agree you should feed your soul to Gog Agog.
This is getting out of hand. Now there are two of them!
There are two of them *here*, that we can *see*.
Depending on how long her host bodies tend to last, there could be *trillions* of them.
That’s not the most Gogs Agog we’ve seen in one place so far; consider KoS 5-46, where there’s even an elephant-shaped Gog Agog. The Worm pretends to follow the rules of the others, but when the visage slips and the truth worms its way out, naught remains but terror itself.
Fear the Worm, for She is truly mighty.
she probably has exclusive rights to all the networks
CHAOS CHAOS!
And honks !
All this needs now are a couple of lemures and we’ll be all set.
I’m a new convert to the world of graphic novel creation. I have a mythical tale about the origins of Time that I’ve written and illustrated. I’d just like to ask the artist-writer how he/she marketed and popularized this fantastic comic!
Basically he just makes a damn good comic and then we do the promoting.
Probably a combination of word-of-mouth and showing up on comic listings. I found it through word-of-mouth basically.
Same. And what a fortunate turn of events! Otherwise I would never have met- I’m sorry, I never actually have met her, I guess… Otherwise I would have stayed oblivious to the existence of the fabulous lady Gog-Agog, oh the joy it brings me just to see her here! *honk honk honk honk honk*
I like her boots. They’re bright, like the future I fight for.
They’re bleached white with bone meal.
It’s human bone meal, of course.
I mean, good for you!
I’m sure the future you fight for will be incandescent.
GOD (Agog?) SPEED, LIEUTENANT MOTH
Hey I’m Grump
I’m not so Grump
And we’re the Gog Grumps!