King of Swords 1-9
Chapter: 1
Imperishable and immortal, the secret fire of God called YISUN is like a perfect, gleaming jewel, with no flaws. YISUN has, had, and will have no equal – yet every moment of their existence, YISUN yearned for one.
-Psalms (Amkrator Vesh translation, circa 500 SC)
Stupid sexy Solomon David, always showing off.
Part 4: Solomon David is Unbreakable.
Killa Queen, Daisan no Bakudan, Baitsu Dusto!
Maybe we should consider renaming the comic to “Kill Six Billion Sit-Ups,” just taking into account those abs.
huh…
he did it one handed, that looks surprisingly badass
Bearer of the word Beefcake
Solomon has sick grip strength.
“Don’t mean to flex on y’all, but… oh wait, yes, yes I very much do.”
Solomon is swole.
I’ll admit, he’s got nice fingernails.
He seems able to rewrite the rules of vectors, moments, and inertia, so I betcha this dude can also lift a mile long plank with one finger at only one of its very ends, no?
Also, way to go on your quest to demean your own team and make them realize they don’t actually do anything useful and that their best ain’t worth squat. This guy’s a dick.
Behold Apotheosis, bright and glorious, Pree Sandwiches. The star that beckons all to reach it, and brutally punishes any who dare make the attempt.
A father who demands men take the weight of his patriarchy from him, but will not suffer his children to make the mistakes that would bring them to manhood.
Traditionally you go for a number eight prophecy in such situations, the “no man of woman born” covers a lot of your bases re: dramatic comeuppance.
Well, he did put two suns where a single one was before.
So, I guess lifting a giant block one-handed, and not even at the centre of mass, is like, super easy in comparison.
Being a dick while affecting perfect humility seems to be his whole shtick.
Yes, it’s called magic and it is kind of a thing in this multiverse xD
Oh, forgot: If this guy wants to motivate his troops, buy them some good gloves.
Not in his interests. The less they suffer, the less impressive his humble-brag.
To the hands dirtied by labor, respect.
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Respect is not trust. The omens do not speak well for trusting souls on this day and in this place.
I can’t unhear the Pillar Men Theme while looking at this page.
And Solomon David spake aloud, saying, Lo, there are my glasses. Wherefore now how did they come to be here? Verily, it is as they say: had it been a serpent, ‘twould have bitten me.
>.< I am having a hard time breathing after reading this.
This is a very underappreciated comment.
Diamond may be the hardest material to scratch, but it is not unbreakable – even a simple hammer will do the trick.
When Solomon David dies, it will be spectacular.
Or perhaps it will be anticlimactic.
“Oh no, swords! Nobody has ever guessed my single weakness before!”
D I A M O N D
I S
U N B R E A K A B L E
[Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure intensifies]
Is the grand-master accepting pupils?
Suffice it to say, Preem Deepbluediver, that you will find his tutelage exquisitely Unreasonable.
He has risen so high. And failed so miserably.
I can teach you the ways of the Body Most Manly, but only if you respect yourself will you be able to maintain it.
That said, well… disrespecting the faith of a soldier is one way to get rid of your army. I wonder if this man lets anyone leave his control?
We get it, you lift.
Beefy
ALL HAIL THE SEVEN HEADS OF THE BEAST.
‘Figured he pull something like this…
E R E K K E T
sometimes being a god emperor means doing little thing like picking up the heavy stuff for your citizens
More like Swoloman David amirite
haha up top
I haven’t seen any unambiguously female characters in the background in a while, this place is manlier than a Jojo pose-off!
You cannot comprehend the depth of pride to build paradise for subservience sake, to use as is opportune an audience of your willing slaves. What sublime Greek theater.