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KILL SIX BILLION DEMONS 9-116

by Abbadon
Chapter: 9
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  1. Intermark
    Intermark
    February 24, 2018, 4:54 am | # | Reply

    HELL YES

    HELL

    FUCKING

    YES

    • anathematic
      anathematic
      February 25, 2018, 2:51 am | # | Reply

      YES

      FUCKING

      HELL

      YES HELL

      (Even backwards, it still sums up my reaction)

    • Prost-phet, Great Priestrix of Parties
      Prost-phet, Great Priestrix of Parties
      February 25, 2018, 1:51 pm | # | Reply

      Children of the black flame, rejoice! Rejoice and join lips in the oldest and most delightful of prayers! All praise be given onto Al-YISUN! Can I get a HELL FUCKING YES, brothers!?

      • The red flames golem
        The red flames golem
        January 1, 2025, 6:23 pm | # | Reply

        HELL FUCKING YES BROTHERS !!

  2. foog
    foog
    February 24, 2018, 4:55 am | # | Reply

    I’m not crying, YOU’RE crying!

  3. iamahomosexual
    iamahomosexual
    February 24, 2018, 4:56 am | # | Reply

    G A Y

    • Gundhram the Reader, Belligerent Knight and Amateur Historian
      Gundhram the Reader, Belligerent Knight and Amateur Historian
      February 24, 2018, 4:23 pm | # | Reply

      A Y E

      A I N ‘ T I T G L O R I O U S ?

    • Bluecho
      Bluecho
      February 24, 2018, 6:19 pm | # | Reply

      Abridged!Yusei: “No homo, right?”
      Abridged!Yami: “ALL OF THE HOMO!”

  4. WOO LA WOO
    WOO LA WOO
    February 24, 2018, 4:57 am | # | Reply

    BITCH THIS BETTER BE REAL

    • Pibbles
      Pibbles
      February 25, 2018, 9:49 am | # | Reply

      *Checks date*

      Well, we have a month before a certain fake out day though that still gives this a marginal gap for it to be;

      A- Cio writing this as her fan fiction.

      B- Ali bleeding out and hallucinating the whole thing.

      Or C- Grandpa Dragon’s senile point of view of the situation; Cio is actually mauling Ali.

      • Plastiktüten
        Plastiktüten
        November 11, 2022, 12:37 am | # | Reply

        C would be hilarious

  5. BlackWing
    BlackWing
    February 24, 2018, 4:58 am | # | Reply

    Kind of makes one forget there’s a giant dragon wanting someone to try and kill him just laying ten or so feet off panel.

    • Great Tsathoggua
      Great Tsathoggua
      February 24, 2018, 7:17 pm | # | Reply

      Maybe that’s their fetish

    • Arkh-Cthuul
      Arkh-Cthuul
      February 24, 2018, 8:39 pm | # | Reply

      Soo much this.

      I guess he is enjoying the show ^^

    • Bootlegger85
      Bootlegger85
      February 25, 2018, 6:18 pm | # | Reply

      I’m just imagining the priest lady being all frowny, and stepping forward to END THIS NONSENSE, but Mammon just stops her like “Cmon, let the kids be kids, cant you see they’re having a moment?”

    • 2 Left Feet Stumbles Across the Dance Floor
      2 Left Feet Stumbles Across the Dance Floor
      February 26, 2018, 2:13 am | # | Reply

      And his head priestess who would rather see both of them dead. And a lot of children. And the reason they came there originally was to rescue Alison’s boyfriend. I mean, we have a lot going on here.

      • BlackWing
        BlackWing
        February 26, 2018, 9:40 pm | # | Reply

        I half forgot about the boyfriend.

    • Esthiru
      Esthiru
      March 1, 2018, 10:58 am | # | Reply

      Fairly sure the dragon is more like “Oh, me! Finally some action! I’ve spent the last millenia wanking to tax forms after I forgot where I hid my magazine stash!”

    • 99 Bottles of Beer on The Wall
      99 Bottles of Beer on The Wall
      March 2, 2018, 12:39 am | # | Reply

      Yeah Oscar’s gon’ probably be a tad jealous

  6. 69420 Childish Euphemism
    69420 Childish Euphemism
    February 24, 2018, 4:59 am | # | Reply

    I am reminded of the tale of YISUN’s halves warring for seven years and making love for seven hours. I suspect our heroines will not be granted so long a time to enjoy each other’s company.

    • Cruxador
      Cruxador
      February 24, 2018, 11:28 pm | # | Reply

      Warring for seven pages and making love for seven panels.

    • anathematic
      anathematic
      February 25, 2018, 2:56 am | # | Reply

      AL-YIS-UN already had the makeout with herself (in the center of the mind). Cio’s just the dangerous blue, cherry on top of a really weird day.

    • Yil
      Yil
      February 25, 2018, 11:38 am | # | Reply

      Well they only warred for at best a minute and the exchange rate is terrible.

      Sadly.

  7. 89 Lucid Dogma Swallows Ephemera
    89 Lucid Dogma Swallows Ephemera
    February 24, 2018, 4:59 am | # | Reply

    !!!

  8. svette
    svette
    February 24, 2018, 5:00 am | # | Reply

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

  9. Amelie
    Amelie
    February 24, 2018, 5:00 am | # | Reply

    Aww, they warm my lesbian heart. So unexpected, yet so right.

    • Un Fel, God of the Meat Harvest
      Un Fel, God of the Meat Harvest
      February 26, 2018, 6:44 am | # | Reply

      If you weren’t expecting this…

      I mean, there was an entire chapter about shipping on a shipping ship.

      • 53 Fears Nothing So Much As Time
        53 Fears Nothing So Much As Time
        February 27, 2018, 1:12 am | # | Reply

        By my stars and garters…I had not appreciated the pun therein.

        Well played indeed all around.

        • Un Fel, God of the Meat Harvest
          Un Fel, God of the Meat Harvest
          March 1, 2018, 5:00 pm | # | Reply

          Somebody doesn’t read the alt text.

      • Amelie W
        Amelie W
        April 15, 2021, 1:42 am | # | Reply

        I meant I wasn’t expecting them to start getting their freak on in front of Mammon, in the middle of trying to kill each other.

  10. Joubes au Draco, Dragon Bank regional manager
    Joubes au Draco, Dragon Bank regional manager
    February 24, 2018, 5:01 am | # | Reply

    So beautiful…

    …all those GOLD COINS!!
    And Allison and Cio are there too, cool.

    • Crazy Ulurhad, No Reasonable Offers Refused
      Crazy Ulurhad, No Reasonable Offers Refused
      February 24, 2018, 7:11 pm | # | Reply

      particularly fond of the eye-searing lavender. quality setting.

      • Pazuto the Chirping
        Pazuto the Chirping
        February 27, 2018, 12:44 am | # | Reply

        Lavender? That’s magenta.

        • Robin Bobcat
          Robin Bobcat
          March 1, 2018, 9:35 pm | # | Reply

          Magenta?! That is CLEARLY Salmon.

          • Mr. Potato Patato Von Spudsworth III
            Mr. Potato Patato Von Spudsworth III
            July 30, 2024, 3:48 am | # | Reply

            Salmon!? That’s a trout if ever I’ve seen one!

  11. Royal Adressed
    Royal Adressed
    February 24, 2018, 5:01 am | # | Reply

    And thus, two souls are intertwined through sorrow, regret and love.

    • Un Fel, God of the Meat Harvest
      Un Fel, God of the Meat Harvest
      March 1, 2018, 5:01 pm | # | Reply

      “Give no names and accept no contracts.”

  12. 36 Beats A Million Sausages in An Hour
    36 Beats A Million Sausages in An Hour
    February 24, 2018, 5:02 am | # | Reply

    I’d just like to remind everyone that grandpa Mammon is just laying there watching this whole thing, probably wondering what the fuck is going on.

    • Arianod
      Arianod
      February 24, 2018, 4:47 pm | # | Reply

      “And the Grand Dragon and His entourage gazed upon their lovemaking
      And He said ‘verily I ship this’
      And there was much rejoice”

    • Bluecho
      Bluecho
      February 24, 2018, 6:25 pm | # | Reply

      Well, not WATCHING. He’s blind, or near to it.

      • 70 Super Cobra Jet Cougar Eliminator
        70 Super Cobra Jet Cougar Eliminator
        February 27, 2018, 1:30 am | # | Reply

        Hrmm… Perhaps his keen ears will discern the sounds of smacking lips?

    • Logan The Mad, Warlock of Rot and Rust
      Logan The Mad, Warlock of Rot and Rust
      August 15, 2022, 8:08 pm | # | Reply

      He’s old enough to know exactly what the fuck is going on. I just hope he has the decency to give them space!

  13. Jenna
    Jenna
    February 24, 2018, 5:02 am | # | Reply

    https://i.imgur.com/EucIfYY.gif

  14. 1 Just The One
    1 Just The One
    February 24, 2018, 5:04 am | # | Reply

    Finally..Was wondering she would make her feelings known.

    • Mental Mouse
      Mental Mouse
      February 24, 2018, 9:39 pm | # | Reply

      Well, there was that fanfic…

  15. 99 Defender of the Already Defended
    99 Defender of the Already Defended
    February 24, 2018, 5:06 am | # | Reply

    This doesn’t look mutual. It’s nice that Cio is back, but AL-YISUN isn’t likely to be happy about being kissed by the demon that just tried to kill her

    • Thoughtmachine
      Thoughtmachine
      February 24, 2018, 10:32 pm | # | Reply

      You still have trouble understanding human emotions don’t you? I still do, but I believe AL-YISUN doesn’t give a fuck about Cio kissing her. She’s been through too much to let that even bother her. I don’t know if she’ll actually be in a relationship with Cio, but we’ll see how it goes.

    • Miffed Kitten
      Miffed Kitten
      February 27, 2018, 12:52 am | # | Reply

      Also, it’s entirely possible for “Yay, we’re both neither dead nor enslaved to the parts of ourselves we keep locked away” to lead to celebratory fucking without needing to take it further than ongoing friendship with occasional benefits. I mean, if regular madness and daemonic madness have any paralells

  16. Artemis
    Artemis
    February 24, 2018, 5:06 am | # | Reply

    Bets on this all being Cio’s Imagine Spot?

    • The Rhyming Wax Head
      The Rhyming Wax Head
      February 24, 2018, 3:25 pm | # | Reply

      Dale’s hand raised (intrigue);

      the page is shaking

      but… I’d take that bet.

    • 568 Moth of Doubt Obliterates The Perfidious
      568 Moth of Doubt Obliterates The Perfidious
      February 24, 2018, 9:00 pm | # | Reply

      I’m not a betting genderless creature of white fire, but…

  17. Crit
    Crit
    February 24, 2018, 5:06 am | # | Reply

    They’re in lesbians.

    • Un Fel, God of the Meat Harvest
      Un Fel, God of the Meat Harvest
      March 1, 2018, 3:45 pm | # | Reply

      Not yet.

      Give em a minute.

  18. T1g
    T1g
    February 24, 2018, 5:09 am | # | Reply

    THANK YOU GLORIOUS COMIC GOBLIN FOR BESTOWING US WITH THIS BLESSING

  19. Max™
    Max™
    February 24, 2018, 5:09 am | # | Reply

    I just realized I’m thrilled about a meta-self-insert-fan-fiction-in-universe-with-a-crush-on-the-MC getting to crush that crush until it triggers a therhomonuclear fireball of gay flowery joy!

  20. Alaizia
    Alaizia
    February 24, 2018, 5:11 am | # | Reply

    OH MY YISUN THE SHIP!…..IT SAILS!

  21. 37 Flavors of Soul Flames
    37 Flavors of Soul Flames
    February 24, 2018, 5:11 am | # | Reply

    NOW K- o…oh. Okay then!

  22. T1g
    T1g
    February 24, 2018, 5:12 am | # | Reply

    SERIOUSLY THANK YOU THIS IS WONDERFUL AND I FEEL SO HAPPY KNOWING MY SHIP HAS SAILED

  23. Inoccent bystander
    Inoccent bystander
    February 24, 2018, 5:13 am | # | Reply

    This is not gonna end well in the long run, I can predict that

    • Rolf, the Wise Shepard
      Rolf, the Wise Shepard
      February 25, 2018, 6:27 am | # | Reply

      Of course not, for the path of a god is a lonely one. There is only room for ONE at the top. And if she is to survive she will have to stand there indefinitely…

    • Anon a mouse that scurries in the darkness
      Anon a mouse that scurries in the darkness
      February 27, 2018, 9:17 pm | # | Reply

      The most stable platform is a triumvirate so we are awaiting the third pillar. One of light yet not light as we now have one of darkness yet not darkness.

    • Logan The Mad, Warlock of Rot and Rust
      Logan The Mad, Warlock of Rot and Rust
      August 15, 2022, 8:10 pm | # | Reply

      Oh, it might *end* well, it’s between now and then that I’m worried about.

  24. Formosus, Father of Corpses
    Formosus, Father of Corpses
    February 24, 2018, 5:13 am | # | Reply

    And the subtext becomes text.

  25. Roo
    Roo
    February 24, 2018, 5:14 am | # | Reply

    😀

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