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So Solomon David – he of the biblical names and now very much in a Christ dying on the cross aspect – is not dead yet. But man he is in bad shape.
But the question is, how much ass is left in his pants? Or Ki Rata in his toga, as the case may be? (And I’m not referring to his schlong-like knee. An epic battle between the great Salami and the Jaggahogg is not in the cards this time around.)
I mean, he can’t even tell what people are saying around him. He’s barely conscious. At this point he doesn’t look like he could even come up with final words as snappy as Mottom’s. Or even a “Welp.”
If something could resurrect him, I don’t know what it would be.
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A devil is not a demon. A demon is something far more insidious than a hungry black flame, for it lives in the heart. And unless you slay it, it may outlive you.
And now, witnessing that their supposedly perfect god-king is neither infallible nor invincible they’ll turn on him.
And if his previous choices are any indication he’ll refuse to resist, and Jagganoth will find a battle over his cooling body for the key.
I just got back! Wow, things don’t seem to be looking good for Solomon David, nor for Rayuba in general. Of course, the almighty Lord Mammon is still standing, and will soon make short work of the Red Dickhead. I’m positively brimming with excitement to see my most benevolent Dragon God smite His foes!
EDIT: I just checked the previous few pages. I’m going to need a minute.
By golly, Dearth, you did! The count is finally done. Sure, things may look a little grim, but you’ve found a silver lining! Bask in it for a few moments, folks.
And Joubes old fellow, it might be time to quietly pursue a new line of work, now that Mammon Banking Enterprises has lost its um, head office, so to speak…that is, the recent division in upper management…ah, with the CEO going, one might say, in a different direction…ahem…actually many directions…rather suddenly…um…awkward…er…condolences…might be a good time to join a band of traveling gypsies…or a company of itinerate actors…anything to get sort of…off the planet. Or what’s left of it.
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Oh no! Salami Dave!
All things considered, you’re doing pretty well. I hope you regain consciousness before The Big J arrives.
I was reading your article and wondered if you had considered creating an ebook on this subject. Your writing would sell it fast. You have a lot of writing talent.
Lmfao he looked so peaceful until they kept chattering – everyone who said this will break him he can’t believe they didn’t run is right
Knee or hog? I’ll leave that as an exercise for the reader./
Thank goodness that jagged chunk of marble broke his fall.
“Ugh…Five more mintues, Mom.”
So Solomon David – he of the biblical names and now very much in a Christ dying on the cross aspect – is not dead yet. But man he is in bad shape.
But the question is, how much ass is left in his pants? Or Ki Rata in his toga, as the case may be? (And I’m not referring to his schlong-like knee. An epic battle between the great Salami and the Jaggahogg is not in the cards this time around.)
I mean, he can’t even tell what people are saying around him. He’s barely conscious. At this point he doesn’t look like he could even come up with final words as snappy as Mottom’s. Or even a “Welp.”
If something could resurrect him, I don’t know what it would be.
Maybe White Chain will show up and tell him to get off his ass and get to work.
You make so many great points here that I read your article a couple of times. Your views are in accordance with my own for the most part. This is great content for your readers.
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Help, I’ve fallen and I can’t get up.
That little look of laying there, finally getting comfortable and getting some rest… When everybody starts making noise and wakes you up..
Does anyone wonder if Gog is actually a Devil of some kind?
Because that being true and her being the final boss feels like the only possible way we’re to see someone Kill Six Billion Demons.
A devil is not a demon. A demon is something far more insidious than a hungry black flame, for it lives in the heart. And unless you slay it, it may outlive you.
Alright, so that leaves White Chain, Maya, and Jadis unaccounted for.
I’m more than surprised that the survivor count is that goddamn high.
As his followers gathered to awaken the Fallen God King, he spoke the ancient words: “Five more minutes.”
And now, witnessing that their supposedly perfect god-king is neither infallible nor invincible they’ll turn on him.
And if his previous choices are any indication he’ll refuse to resist, and Jagganoth will find a battle over his cooling body for the key.
Hey you! You’re finally awake!
I fallen and cant get up!
My prediction: no feet. It seems like a bloody stump is peeking from under his clothes.
It’s always funny to remember that these updates come out over the course of months, but this poor guy is just having a really bad Tuesday.
I just got back! Wow, things don’t seem to be looking good for Solomon David, nor for Rayuba in general. Of course, the almighty Lord Mammon is still standing, and will soon make short work of the Red Dickhead. I’m positively brimming with excitement to see my most benevolent Dragon God smite His foes!
EDIT: I just checked the previous few pages. I’m going to need a minute.
My condolences. This must be very hard for you. All that… investment. All for nought. Zero.
Hey, I just finished the count of all Mammon owns!
By golly, Dearth, you did! The count is finally done. Sure, things may look a little grim, but you’ve found a silver lining! Bask in it for a few moments, folks.
And Joubes old fellow, it might be time to quietly pursue a new line of work, now that Mammon Banking Enterprises has lost its um, head office, so to speak…that is, the recent division in upper management…ah, with the CEO going, one might say, in a different direction…ahem…actually many directions…rather suddenly…um…awkward…er…condolences…might be a good time to join a band of traveling gypsies…or a company of itinerate actors…anything to get sort of…off the planet. Or what’s left of it.
I found this post to be quite helpful and intriguing. We appreciate you sharing your unique opinions with us. I will most certainly share this with my peers.