Allison is slightly drunk, out of her element, with a nerdy background.
How to name an evil annoying piece of shit, which you are completely fed up with?
Something out of pop culture, a name that embodies annoyance and cringes. And is also patronizing in a way only Terrans can understand
I’d stay away from meta references, myself. Anything that refers to someone else’s IP directly for someone who may become a major recurring character? Nah. And ESPECIALLY NOT anyone from the Mouse, which is known for suing the entrails out of any possible infringement. And pick something clever, not just goofy.
Couple of people have suggested Mamoru, which I like especially because it rhymes with “I name you…” Seems appropriate given she’s probably drunkenly thinking about both Sailor Moon and the musical number she just partook in.
The most Fluffy and Honorable Luna Catbus Jagameyster.
You see, the name is not just a name, it is a definition. What do we need? A ride (Catbus), and one that is both cozy (Fluffy) doesn’t cheat us like Vladok did (Honorable). What do we love? Cats (Luna, Catbus) and booze (Jagameyster).
Loafus Cramwell
Stan the Manly Man
Larry
Bob
Hitler
Allison is slightly drunk, out of her element, with a nerdy background.
How to name an evil annoying piece of shit, which you are completely fed up with?
Something out of pop culture, a name that embodies annoyance and cringes. And is also patronizing in a way only Terrans can understand
Jar Jar Binks
Or just Binky, for short.
THIS IS BRILLIANT
(Unless Abaddon wants to avoid all chance of lawsuit, but then he should also take care not to go overboard with Sailor Moon references too.)
I’d stay away from meta references, myself. Anything that refers to someone else’s IP directly for someone who may become a major recurring character? Nah. And ESPECIALLY NOT anyone from the Mouse, which is known for suing the entrails out of any possible infringement. And pick something clever, not just goofy.
Usa-jii! If we’re gonna go full weaboo, might as well do a pun on Usagi.
Lightweight, for none can out drink a sorority sister.
I’m still a big fan of this name.
Drunk black to red? Cardinal. (or with the Sailor Moon shit goin on: Mars)
“Toot-toot McBumbersnazzle the traveling banjo minstrel”
This is clearly the way to go. I approve.
Carl The Weird
Red
“I name you…Ughbleeeh!” *vomits*
I still stand by the name ‘Phil’ though.
And poor other demon. We’ll get you a new mask. One with tassels.
Ok, after looking at the rest, the only thing better than naming it Luna is this one.
“Hail [VOMIT NOISES], how goes it this day?”
‘…damn that Magister Usagi.’
Also an excellent option.
Brewster. The references are all wrong, but she’s drunk. 🙂
Captain Morgan
Seconding Jaegerbomb or some silly respelling thereof.
I’d think of some but it’s late.
MISTER STICKS
JENNY HAMMER
SCRAP PRINCESS
MYAZAKI
DAGONET
TRIGGER (THE WONDER HORSE)
LASSIE
DISASTER JACK
JILL KILL-KILL
BAUTISTA
Couple of people have suggested Mamoru, which I like especially because it rhymes with “I name you…” Seems appropriate given she’s probably drunkenly thinking about both Sailor Moon and the musical number she just partook in.
He’s a masked devil and he’s a big guy.
Let’s get the Bane train rolling, friends.
I name the demon Bane.
Tipsy
Nephrite, assuming it’s a boy. He was one of the cooler bad guys from Sailor Moon.
“forever weak and pale for he always breaks contracts without paying so no one will bind him” or “my little pony”
weak and pale forever for everyone knows he will not pay his part of the contract no matter what
The most Fluffy and Honorable Luna Catbus Jagameyster.
You see, the name is not just a name, it is a definition. What do we need? A ride (Catbus), and one that is both cozy (Fluffy) doesn’t cheat us like Vladok did (Honorable). What do we love? Cats (Luna, Catbus) and booze (Jagameyster).
I’m really surprised no one has said JOHN CENA yet.
After his behaviour?
“Asshole.”
Moonshine! Mamoru! Either!
Get to it, fool girl!
Killinger.