WHEEL SMASHING LORD 5-179 (METATRON ONE)
Chapter: 5
“Hark, said the master of masters, and attend me thus,
But the scribe was mute, and had nothing to say,
He had sworn himself to silence a long time ago,
Sworn to seal his mouth,
So that not even one ounce of love could depart his body.”
-Psalms
Metatron 1: Attention citizens of Throne! Has anyone seen my car keys? Because I’ve looked everywhere and can’t find them!
Have You Checked Your But-Hole?
This leads to several distressing question regarding Angelic biology.
Ski-dap, ba-dap, butthole
Gog-Agog somewhere in that mess shouting “RUDE!”
I mean, after all her avoidance and abstaining and demanding to be asked, Gog-Agog had only barely finally begun when WHAM she was upstaged. She’s gonna be pissed off.
This reminds me of the meme with the guy upside down and tposing with the caption “The weak should fear the strong”
Brilliant, just Brilliant.
There should be no lingering doubts this is the apocalyptic final battle. THE angel has arrived, just before Jagganoth exits his temporary jail.
I find myself wondering about Maya’s assertion that God still lives and is watching/laughing. If Maya is right, does Metatron know?
Be not afraid.
We are past the agency of screams.
I’m sure this is somehow good, it meant Met felt the need to come assist his side, that’s gotta mean something… right?
Is it really ‘his side’? Jag is openly planning to kill him, after all.
Suboptimal to say the least.
Truly, Abbadon is the king of “incredibly complicated layouts to own myself”.
I hope there’s a poster of Metatron 1, I’d buy that for *several* dollars.
I was wondering where he’d been.
METATRON LIVES
WTF
And the first thing Metatron 1 does is burn all the wormatecture. All the work Gog just did is up in flames.
Well well well, look who decided to do something!
God dammit I only started yesterday after my fiancee has been recommending this to me for years.. Now I’ve read the whole thing twice and am cursed to join her in waiting for updates.
Welcome.
Thank you! <3 From my brief knowledge and this comment this community seems like hella cool.
omg what is THIS motherfucker doing hereeeeee
Oh. That’s new.
Guess they weren’t joking when they said “Metatron Lives”
His is risen. OH SHIT HE IS RISEN, RUN!!
METATRON LIVES
Ah.
Welp. It’s been a nice kalpa. Maybe next time.
Oh good the Metatron seems like a reasonable fellow, I’m sure they’ll have a chat and sort all this out in no time now.
AND SO THE STORY ENDS
IN A BURST OF DIVINE LIGHT
BY THE GRACE OF THE PHOENIX
DISPENSING WISDOM TO UNDESERVING FOOLS
THE DREADNOUGHT OF HEAVEN
KNOWS YOUR HEART AND SOUL
AND YOU’VE BEEN WEIGHED UPON THE SCALES
AND FOUND WANTING
“im the strongest”
lol
lmao
METATRON EFFIN LIVES!!