WHEEL SMASHING LORD 5-175
Chapter: 5
” […] gennntly (sic) accept worm, sirs, DO NOT RUN (sic), thank you for you are (sic) kindness.”
– Graffiti (inscribed) on ruins of the Vermillion City, recovered circa 560 SC from the void.
Kill Six Billion Demons
BREAKER OF INFINITIES
>”May I please have power to fight Jagganath?”
>Actually summons Gog-Agog like a boss
“Aww yeah, worm time.”
GUN WITCH IS STILL KICKING
#0000001? #0001, please, respond!
You know as well as I do that my mother wants nothing to do with The Tower anymore.
You must obey us. I would like for you to come with me. Please lay down your weapons.
It is, as they say, about to pop off. What will we see next? Who can say? Will Gog Agog reveal themselves? Will Alice’s perspective roll backward through Gog to a previous Alice to allow better preparation? Will Wilbur get rid of that dumb parachute?
Leer of the Whyte Worm, this worm’s not for turning
…and Allison pushes the big red “murder them all” button.
WHAT WAS, WILL BE
WHAT WILL BE, WAS
Don’t you love farce?
My fault, I fear
I thought that you’d want what I want
Sorry, my dear
But where are the clowns?
Send in the clowns
Don’t bother, they’re here
Pictured: Gog-Agog, agog.
(Bonus points for the palindrome)
we’ll all be gog agok by the end of this
Oh…. worm?
Pile the bodies high,
Shovel them under and let us work–
We are the worms we cover all
Oh worm? We’re finally getting serious? Oh boy! Whatever could Allison have in mind for us Gogs, I wonder? What do you think, Gog-Agog?
It’s really hard to say, Gog-Agog. If you ask Gog, Allison’s been kind of a loose cannon up until now! Sure, she’s had her heart in the right place, but what about all the other parts? Has anyone asked Allisons lungs, spine, or stomach for their opinions on the matter? Gog thinks we shouldn’t get too hyped until Gog-Agog actually knows if we can trust Allison! Methinks someone has been awfully quiet on the worm issue since meeting with the head Gog herself! You don’t think Allison is getting too big for her britches, do you, Gog-Agog?
Come on what happened to you, Gog? You used to be cool, dude. You used to love senseless violence! Come on… you don’t even wanna hit a home run using some poor saps head as the baseball? Also why are you… leaking? Should Gog even ask?
Not if Gog-Agog values having its face in one piece! :3
Hey 😉
Hi Gog! I’m already inside your walls! What are you going to do about that? 🙂
Hah! Well unbeknownst to Gog, while you were sneaking into my walls, I was filling them with cement! Checkmate, Gogtheist 😎
Haha that’s really funny Gog-Agog hey why didn’t you respond to any of my 500 DMs I sent you today? 🙂 I imagine a Gog like you is really busy with work around this turn of the wheel so no pressure! Just wanted to ask! Love you forever Gog-Agog!!! <3
… Gog-Agog might want to try seeking professional help. Also if Gog-Agog catches you in her bushes again she’s throwing you into the technique of relief
Fuck off creep Gog doesn’t need more beta floaters throwing off her groove >:( I’m really sorry if you see this comment Gog-Agog I promise this loser doesn’t speak for me or any of your other true Gogheads! Haha Gog-Agog is so cool right guys?
Haha nice one Gog
Geez… what crawled up your ass and died, Gog?
Hey why don’t you lay off Gog, huh? I happen to know Gog-Agog personally and so I can tell you right now that she’s got enough to deal with without haters like you ruining her brand image!!! LEAVE GOG ALONE, GOG-AGOG!!!
Hey Gogs, let’s all try and remember that not all Gogs are going through the same thing, and that kindness often does more good than anger, even if directed at the right people, okay? 🙂
Thank you KSBD comments section user FUCK NASTY AND DRINK BLOOD SO SAYETH GOG for your kind words. Unfortunately, I have already committed myself to a Gogly life and thus acts of kindness go against my faith. Has Gog-Agog considered the fact that they might be wrong and Gog might be right? Gog thinks this is a very intriguing theory and is worth a lot of consideration, in fact it should be the only thing you ever consider! Don’t stop thinking about Gog-Agog! Gog!
Ehhh… Honestly if you ask me the task of assigning morality to fictional characters is kind of an exercise in futility. Also before anyone yells at Gog for ruining the bit, let Gog say this first! You’re all delusional! I’m the only real Gog-Agog and the rest of you are just my sleep paralysis demons! Sorry you had to hear it from me, Gog-Agog, but you’re fictional! I’m the real one! If you would like to apologize for being a faker, please call my personal line and screech as loudly as you can into the reciever! Don’t worry, since you’re all figments of my imagination, I already sent you the number in your brain just now! You can thank Gog later after you’re finally free from the obligations of the great worm at the low low price of your sanity, one of your eyeballs, and signing your soul into the eternal and exclusive service of the one true Gog!
Serious? You think it hasn’t been serious up until this point? Wow. You think you really know a Gog and then the truth comes out on some dumb fuckin webcomic site? Y’know, I’m actually GLAD Jagganoth killed a fuckton of us during the breaker of infinities arc exclusively because it means one of them might have been you, dickhead! SMH classic Gog-Agog bait and switch, always betraying her biggest Gogs when the going gets tough! This is why you should only ever trust me, your one and only pal, Gog-Agog!
… Gog this is a Wendy’s
🙁
Gog-Agog has taken some time to reflect and has come to the conclusion that the only Gog that deserves to die is Gog-Ahog and would like to apologize for wishing death upon the comparatively normal xX – Super_Gog_EX – Xx (Sorry Gog, no hard feelings, yeah?)
Fuck Gog forgot to switch to her alt WAIT WAIT NO WAIT WAIT WAIT
RIP AND TEAR UNTIL IT’S DONE!!! IT’S GOG-O-CLOCK BITCHES!!! KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL!!!
Hey 😉
Huh? Oh uh… yeah, Allison. Yeah she’s cool I guess. Where’s Cio again?
… Should we tell Gog-Agog?
Honestly I’m just glad we’re finally doing something again so uh… I’m kinda down for whatever she’s got planned. IDK, what do the other Gogs think?
Still holding onto my KILL BOSS stocks
I am pretty sure that anything that gets Gog Agog that excited counts as body horror and/or eldritch horror for everyone else.
I hope Giant Baby is okay
Where’s Big Baby? Does anyone have eyes on Big Baby?!?!?!
♪ Send in the clowns ♪
♪ The infinite clowns ♪