This is why I follow this merry band of fools, though not too close. Not for fortune or adventure. Not on the order of any lord.
Nae.
It’s to hear the solitary syllable; the word of YISUN, and today the word is spoken by Blade and Armor. I hope you were paying attention, because the Metal word is Truth and Lies. Thank you for this treasure.
When a lord’s sole point of weakness lies at the heart of an unsolvable knot, he fears only two: an insightful warrior with a worthy blade, and they who tied the knot.
Well, it was worth an attempt. In my defense, I do believe that I got a few solid strikes in with that flurry.
Now, if you’ll excuse me, I just remembered a rather pressing piece of business that I must attend to on the other end of the hall. I will freely admit that said business is ‘not being brutally slaughtered by an enraged angel’, because bold though I am, and oath-sworn though I may be, neither of those things necessitates being recklessly suicidal.
I’ve been curious for a while, but now I’m afraid I’ll never know if I don’t ask, what with the greater-than-none chance of death by angel…
…where DID that body come from? Is it something you were born with, or did you acquire it somewhere? I hate to pry, but I’ve only been aware of the Wheel’s existence for a matter of months, nevermind its peoples.
Yours is a violence of convenience not conviction. “Look a Law man, everyone focus fire! Yes I know we were bitter rivals a minute ago, but convenience!”
Seek a path you can truly believe in, before it is too late.
You mistake me for a Peregrine, sir. I have not signed myself on to some vague, lofty code of honor, nor have I pledged myself to seek violence as a Belligerent would. I have sworn myself to a purpose, and to pursue that purpose through whatever means I can muster.
6 Juggernaut and 82 White Chain are punishing the brigade of 108 idiots. I’m not even surprised that 82 White Chain is saying the prayer before he/she/it goes lethal.
uh que miedo
Zí.
Someones gon die
This is why I follow this merry band of fools, though not too close. Not for fortune or adventure. Not on the order of any lord.
Nae.
It’s to hear the solitary syllable; the word of YISUN, and today the word is spoken by Blade and Armor. I hope you were paying attention, because the Metal word is Truth and Lies. Thank you for this treasure.
You are mistaken. ‘Someone’ is a merely singular term.
Someone else will die immediately afterward, and so on.
It is quite rude to interrupt an angel at prayer.
Quite dangerous too.
Quite rude also to pray in public, nowadays.
Therefore one does it constantly.
Let the bodies hit the floor.
Let the bodies hit the floor.
tookietookieFLOOOOOR!
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Let the bodies hit the… REMAINS OF SUCH BEAUTIFUL KETTLES, YOU MONSTERS!
Let the bodies hit the FLLOOOOOORRR
CCCCCCCCOMBOBREAKER!
(For expectation is but a form of authority, and all authority is but an extention of i, whom is a consummate liar)
Let the bodies hit the floor.
Let the bodies hit the…
That feeling you get when a low level mook manages to damage you.
This feeling is known by us all, brother.
That feeling you get when you utterly and completely annihilate everything in the room.
Ah, satisfaction. 6 Juggernaut’s favorite feeling.
As my esteemed master, 34 Rules Without Exception, once said:
“Git gud, skrub-lord.”
I guess they don’t call him Juggernaut Star for nothing.
INGSVLD. Buddy. Pal. Mi amigo!
If/when you get your heart torn out by a Thorn Knight, can I have your head? For scrapbooking purposes?
I feel like INSVLD’s brain getting filled up with pictures of birthdays and the grand canyon is steeped in several levels of irony.
DER SMACKENRUNG CONTINUES
FRAM
FRAM
FRAM
No forgiveness necessary for THIS violence.
Forgive me for this complete ass annihilation I am about to inflict.
Oooooooooooh yeaaahhhh…. HERE COMES THE VIOLENCE! FORGIVE NOTHING, WHITE CHAIN!
That teapot extended metaphor tho
That.
The poor fool who will feel violence.
This is the face of someone who cares a great deal about proper tea.
British teeth, at least, if I’ve ever been witness to them…
Re: alt text — well, not everyone. Jagganoth for one gives absolutely no fucks.
Remember who gave him the Iron Feathers. Wouldn’t it be a shame if his immortality and invulnerability came with some kind of hidden cost?
When a lord’s sole point of weakness lies at the heart of an unsolvable knot, he fears only two: an insightful warrior with a worthy blade, and they who tied the knot.
Interrupt not the mantras and shatter not the dearly held!
You know in hindsight I think White Chain will find this funny. I bet looking back on this will just crack her up.
You may need to make a prayer to the gods in future to forgive unleashing that sort of pun!
In the immortal words of our favorite devil: “The only thing that beats un’ angel is un’ other angel. Leaving us!”
Clearly, someone didn’t tell whoever had that spear. Woe to them.
Well, it was worth an attempt. In my defense, I do believe that I got a few solid strikes in with that flurry.
Now, if you’ll excuse me, I just remembered a rather pressing piece of business that I must attend to on the other end of the hall. I will freely admit that said business is ‘not being brutally slaughtered by an enraged angel’, because bold though I am, and oath-sworn though I may be, neither of those things necessitates being recklessly suicidal.
Nothing requires being recklessly suicidal. It’s just the most effective way to get the job done.
I was worried for you there. You gave a good show of it though! Show’d that Aeon a thing or two!
For what it’s worth, I’m hoping you live to fight another day.
–or at least that your head manages to stay around, even if fighting is no longer an option for you.
We love you man, but that body is about to get REKT.
I’ve been curious for a while, but now I’m afraid I’ll never know if I don’t ask, what with the greater-than-none chance of death by angel…
…where DID that body come from? Is it something you were born with, or did you acquire it somewhere? I hate to pry, but I’ve only been aware of the Wheel’s existence for a matter of months, nevermind its peoples.
Yours is a violence of convenience not conviction. “Look a Law man, everyone focus fire! Yes I know we were bitter rivals a minute ago, but convenience!”
Seek a path you can truly believe in, before it is too late.
You mistake me for a Peregrine, sir. I have not signed myself on to some vague, lofty code of honor, nor have I pledged myself to seek violence as a Belligerent would. I have sworn myself to a purpose, and to pursue that purpose through whatever means I can muster.
Ah. The Geas’ greased retreat.
Nothing tempers your steps quite like fear of impending annihilation.
I called it.
6 Juggernaut and 82 White Chain are punishing the brigade of 108 idiots. I’m not even surprised that 82 White Chain is saying the prayer before he/she/it goes lethal.
….He did it! *points*
There are few things in all the many universes more terrifying than an angel that is, if you will excuse my vulgarity, fucking pissed.
Except, perhaps, being trapped between aforementioned irate angel and another that is happy to inflict gleeful slaughter on all within arm’s reach.
If I were those pursuers, I would make a quick exit…
UH
OH
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lnGnJWKyBak
As always, thanks for telling this story in such an enjoyable to read fashion, Abaddon.