Wielder of Names 6-105
Chapter: 6
“You will know the rulers of the cosmos by two signs: first, the star in their brow, which is the mark of their lordliness, and shows you that they are my kin. Second, you will see that their chariot wheels are oddly shaped. Their rims are made of rough and heavy iron or steel, not at all like the polished and gilded rims which you see carrying mundane royalty. Do not be deceived by their simplicity. They are built this way for the express purpose of grinding the bones of men into a fine powder.”
-Au Vam, address to his councilors (dated 264 BSC)
Finally, we can start this party!
Still missing one player.
One more time we’re gonna celebrate,
Oh yeah, all right, we start the dancin’
One more time!
You know that feeling when someone is standing behind you?
Wheel of morality, burn, burn, burn.
Sing of the death these fools have earned.
Nice.
2/6,000,000,000
Hey, look, angels!
That “reach heaven through violence” thing really does work!
It helps when the angel in question is an omnicidal killing machine.
Now the ultimate game of capture the flag truly begins.
With said flag being a super weapon. Oh, what an exciting age we live in!
Moreover, said Flag realizing that it can fight. Thereby, the Flag itself becomes a player.
What a dream this is! Perfect! Sublime!
I never stopped to think about how the flag might feel. Thank you for the perspective change.
Royalty is a lot like on the job training you have no idea what you’re doing 90% of the time, you make it up as you go, and fake it till you make it. Then you pretend you always knew what you were doing and get rid of anyone who say otherwise.
This is not exclusive to royalty.
Ah, NOW its a party.
One punch Yi-Sun.
and the moment we’ve all been waiting for.
One punch indeed. And a nice dodge as well.
Ah, jeez, who called the fuzz?
Peacekeepers. Not Police, but Peacekeepers.
…except the Thorn Knight, obviously. He seeks only Oblivion. Clean. Infertile.
AL-YIS-UN has just somewhat figured out how to use the Key of All Kings and The Blade of Want. That plus the appearence of 6 Juggernaut Star and 82 White Chain means that the brigade of 108 idiots is about to experience a world of hurt.
Remember, AL-YIS-UN isn’t just some random sorority sister. She’s also a gym rat and a lot stronger than she looks. During her last trip home she damaged the wall of her shower by accident and out of frustration.
Isn’t it 83 White Chain now?
It is not. A trip into the void is not reincarnation. What Liminal Blossom is currently doing is.
when vacated of their shell
and destroyed within the void as well
does an angel’s number swell.
they are not
here to help
I think it is now “83 White Chain Born in Emptiness Returns to Subdue Evil”.
Nope. White Chain has not actually died (like Liminal Blossom did), merely been temporarily evacuated from their shell. It’s still 82 White Chain words words words.
To increase the reincarnation number you must kill an angel in the void. The angel then turns to stone for several years, before it reincarnates, with a brand new name and no memories. After reincarnation, if there is a forged ash suit of armor waiting for them, they can return to the Wheel.
All that happened to White Chain is that their armor was damaged enough to count as destroyed, forcing White Chain to return to the void.
“The Brigade of 108 Idiots” Priceless
We are all stronger than we look, and weaker. “Allison Showerhammer Slayer of tile” This appeals to the carnal mind but is meaningless when set against the weight of the wheel. It is the burning will to rule that carves the wheel and oneself into a shape that has already won any contest you care to imagine.
Abbadon? Please make Gym Rat! Allison a reality. All-YIS-UN is full of surprises.
Don’t blame the shower wall for that. It can’t withstand the intense reality of Our Heroine.
She’s the imperator of the cosmos and the God of her own life, what chance does the wall have.
It doesn’t even have a first name.
Amongst the first of many creations humanity often appropriates for its own misuse is the humble wheel. Often following the ‘mastery’ of combustion and the creation of sharpened stones for to make war on their barely indistinguishable nieghbours. Most of these are occasions of pure accident, as my kin and I have often observed. Many such blind gropings and senseless bumblings have persisted during the first few painfully bleak eons of survival these witnesses endure before true warrior-academics and heir apparents show themselves.
Young Allison may credit her survival to talent, but a keener (and thoroughly wiser) eye can determine her recent run of success is due to no small amount of shifting fortunes and accidents. Against an Angel of Thorns, she will need to harness Royalty if she is to avoid ending her short reign as a shorter King.
I’m an ebon devil. I’ve watched just how AL-YIS-UN’s ancesters fought each other with weapons and without armour. AL-YIS-UN’s ancesters figured out that armour is mostly useless and they like to kill each other from a distance. Up close and personal is something they really don’t like to do, because that’s where they stop being civilized and get really nasty, and AL-YIS-UN is about to explain this to the brigade of 108 idiots.
I’m an ebon devil. I’ve been watching the people of AL-YIS-UN’s homeworld for a very long time. They are very good at killing things and there’s a reason why Zoss chose her. If AL-YIS-UN were to order me to do something, I’d do it because I don’t want know what kind of punishment she’d hand out if I said “No”.
Heirs Apparent
It’s the Bitchslap of Want.
This is the Sovereignity in it’s truest and simplest expression.
For when even your regular bitchslap is not enough
In truth, it’s a haymaker of want.
I sincerely hope we never see the Wedgie of Want
Followed by the Shove My Hand Into Your Chest Cavity, Tear Out Your Heart, Thank YISUN For Its Gifts And Eat Said Heart Still-Beating of Want.
…sometimes what you Want is a light meal mid-battle, y’know?
I, however, would like to see this.
I would settle for the Wet Willy of Want.
THERE we are! Welcome, exalted guests.
Juggernaut Star doesn’t care about those teacups at all!
This complete fool is rather disappointed in 6 Juggernaut Star’s silent entrance. The gods of war and goddesses of references to the popular arts demanded that he scream “HERE’S JUGGY” as he burst into the room.
Fellow amateur theologians and studants of the will of God may disagree with me on that point.
This medium of storytelling simply cannot adequately convey his theme music. Rest assured that it began blasting out at full volume when he made his entrance.
Ah, but it is not silent! Did you not hear the blistering “squeedlydeedlydeedlies” and “nyeeeaaaaooouuuuuwwwwwrrrrs” that naturally emanate from Juggernaut’s presence as if his every thorn played upon so many electric guitar strings?
It’s “Take On Me” by Aha
Broom broom! I’m a fire engine!
I suppose for angels that would be a somewhat accurate claim.
I LOVE all the flying tea pots! Mottom will be truly pissed.
Far better to save the bones, I tell you. Good stock.
Finally! My brothersisters took their time.
So, the wheel of 6 Juggernaut is a wheel of Royalty? This Thorne sure knows what the world really is.
I do wonder how he came into the possession of such a strange weapon. I had heard that one by the name of Logarius once had such an odd tool of war, but I cannot be certain…
I must confess that once I felt that I had outgrown what I see here.
I felt that perhaps River Tam was all the story that needed to be told.
But half the world might want that story, and a different half want it again.
And someone is about to become 7 Juggernaut Star…
hey look there’s my favorite character again. Go wheelman go.
Allison, I know this world is killing you
Oh, Allison, my aim is true
My aim is true
Pixelwoah.