WHEEL SMASHING LORD 3-85 to 3-86 (TWO POINT BURNING FINGER)
Chapter: 3
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“Sirs, and if you will hear me, I have a certain ken,
a way of moving, and if a man intend do violence to me, I shall simply lay my hand upon his shoulder
gentle as all, sir, and though the touch is light he will feel
that terrible weight
and in that moment I have killed him without killing him, and all the knowing of that will drag him down, meek as a lamb,
attest I, sirs, and witness you I have never had to kill a man yet this way, nor do I fetter them,
aye, tis’ merely in my interest to go on my way, as all men should – a merry way of living,
wouldn’t you say?”
– Intra, God of Swords
Bingo
“How can fish be real if our eyes aren’t real?”
I proclaim that there is no fisherman
only fish that fishes fish
“Follow me, and I will make you Fishers of Fish”
~Fish Jesus
Oh no! I’m caught up!
Fish don’t exist, so it follows.
Fish exist; they’re just not a monophyletic clade.
Now, trees…
You believe as I do, then? That Salami David is Solo Man Dead?
“Let any fish that meets my gaze learn the true meaning of fear, for I am the harbinger of death. The bane of creatures subaqueous, my rod is true and unwavering as I cast into the aquatic abyss. A man, scorned by this uncaring earth, finds solace in the sea. My only friend the worm upon my hook, wriggling, writhing, struggling to surmount the mortal pointlessness that permeates this barren world.
I am alone.
I am empty.
And yet
I fish”
-Prayer of the Fisher God
Upon learning this prayer I find solace and power in its word, for I too fish.
*boop*
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Underrated yet entirely unhinged comment. Bravo
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this guy’ll make for some mean ceviche
Lord Intra is agreeable
Wouldn’t you be, if you’d recently been promoted from king to god?
Saitama would approve.
Saint to King to God.
Can a sword peasant even get a break when the upper echelon of swordsmanship have this kind of upward social mobility?
Toyotomi had good fortune in this regard.
Intra fucks.
Bang
Tag, you’re it
Cobbers and Sheilas, if yall hear me, I have a certain barbie. On to which this fish will go with room to spare.
What d’you say?
Bruce, God of Oz.
>:=)>
He’s not quite dead. Yet.
Hmmm yall instead of youse… Oz instead of Aus… clearly yer a seppo spy!
The longer you put off the moment of ecstasy, the better it feels. Been waiting quite a while to see the new White Chain lean into it!
White Chain edging? 😳
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There are no words in the common tongue to convey my desire to throttle those who speak this heresy
Godfish is now singing a new Tuna, the last he will ever sing.
You can tune a piano, but you can’t tuna fish.
-Groucho Marx
The infamous “bro, don’t” strike.
Okay seriously, why isn’t this fish a demiurge already?
It can only be bothered about high-pressure matters.
The key wouldn’t fit over the giant horn
Doesn’t need it, doesn’t need the sword arts, doesn’t need the black red or white magic, doesn’t need ki rata or bullshit angel martial arts, fish is the real royalty, fish is the true heir of al yisun. Wheel swimming lord and keeper of no word because fish dont need language.
Now, if it’s abilities are given to it by ecvolution, let’s also fear the things it hunts.
because the fish doesn’t give a shit about all that.
in this way he is wiser than every demiurge
Girls, we’re having sushi tonight
Calling it, the fish and White Chain now have an “understanding” much like Salami Dave did before her, and will reappear to help White Chain at some point
Wouldn’t that be a charismatic addition to the party?
So we now have a bigger fish?
“I cast a spell to summon a bigger fish!”
“Like what?”
“Summon Bigger Fish!”
FINGER!
FISH FINGER!
Actually the Fickle Finger of Fate.
Actually.
…and on the surface die.
Once by man and angel to be seen.
I knew a man once, a mortal human bereft of all divinity, who wore an enormous metal suit that he used to battle, and defeat, war gods. He had many potent techniques, but his favorite was an open-palm blow that caused those struck by it to erupt like a volcano, and even gods had no defense.
He called it the Erupting God Finger. I hope he is doing well these days.
Did anyone ever try to … pull that finger? Hmm…
Ah yes, Heartlord Kasshu and his Bakunetsu Goddo Finga technique.
The pupil of Fuunsaiki does his master proud, to have so exceeded the limitations of his species.
Gottem.
I still think the Fish should have hooked up with Mammon’s gang.
By the bloated sphere, engulfed
Men and fish ground to a pulp
Debts must be repaid in full
Fishing trip successful!
They leave with empty belly,but they’re full of friendship.
Which is probably the most friendship Solomon David ever had in his life.
This is why Aquariums tell you to not tap on the glass.
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