Incubus is probably on the floor just fucking sobbing his eyes out with laughter right now. You wanted a Universal War, you got it! Right on your doorstep of all places! With the mother of all inflation no less!
This is why, when possible, I convert trade in all my coin for favors. Everyone knows the Vault of Yre is easily broken and its guts spilled forth unto the surrounding landscape.
It totally isn’t because I am grossly irresponsible with my coin where be concerned mortal vices. Nope, not in the least.
One thing — I don’t know why
It doesn’t even matter how hard I try
Two things — three things four things five
Can’t stop, counting’s my whole identi-tie
As I have related multiple times to many of my Tyrannical lords; this is why you don’t bust into inter dimensional spaces. Typically the reality of the world; regardless of your strength, power; or key wielding ability gives you a most righteous slap across the face and tells you, “No.”.
Lower left panel: Nadia is in the process of florifying the Bondage Nun when the tower broke open, no? That’s what one would expect, since that’s Nadia’s forte.
So now what? Do the two gods persist in the battle, bug out, push a reset button, or…??? I assume that just about everyone else in the Tower or nearby is toast.
55 Prismatic Mill of Blades Shreds the Unprincipled into Slurry
I wonder how much fighting there will really be? I mean, everybody’s going to be literally wading in the stuff. Why bother fighting the guy three metres away for his gold when you can just reach down and scoop up an armful for yourself?
It’s gonna be WEEKS until the accountants get back to us about any loans we’ve allegedly defaulted on, and even LONGER until any credit reports get back to the counting-priests!
It’s time to go hog WILD! Spend irresponsibly like the wind, my brethren, sistren, and other sibs! The Tower has fallen, and the Guard has been Blinded! SMASH THE STATE! DEATH TO CAPITALISM! FEEL FREE TO BE AN EENTSY BIT LATE ON YOUR CAR LOANS!
Hrmm… Good timing all-around. Looks like #1 Battle Nun was about to get choked out. Grampa Mammon’s count will be much easier now with so much less to count. And our intrepid adventurers managed to pull an Indiana Jones and get out right before everything collapsed. Well done, everyone (especially Abbadon!).
Fun fact: All the gold ever mined on Earth would fit in a cube that could be parked under the Eiffel Tower. Even for all the worlds under his domain, that is a LOT of gold.
It’ll be really ironic if, as a result of Allison’s continued actions, the Demiurges all get utterly devastated, but it ends up being exactly what’s needed to also get them out of the millennia old ruts they each fell into. And that, striped of the things they thought were important, they are made to grow as people for the first time in forever.
More likely, though, they will just say “fuck it, fuck EVERYTHING!”, and dive into the multiversal war with nihilistic fervor.
Should’ve sold dragon guilder while it was hot, now it’s time to buy Incubucks! Buy while their on the up! Be sure you can make a killing before you get killed!
I the Chief CFO of the Bank of Yre, writing to yous and asking for yours aid in this time of crisis. An invading army threatens the great Vault and could enter this room at any moment. There is not much time as I the only CFO able to communicate with yous thru internet eMail who is authorised to transfer funds internationally at this time.
All I ask is for yours bank account numbers to transfer the sum of seven trillion gold Yrelons (Ý >7,0000,0000,0000). Any banking fees will be paid by us, but you must first be having at least one thousand gold Yrelons (Ý 1,0000), or equivalent, in your account for me to be certain you are fiscally and financially sound. This is a serious request for serious times that are occurring now and cannot wait. Please no spurious responses if you are not serious…
I am a satissfied customer of the CCFO. Witin one half of one hour, I received 7 trillion Gold Yrelons delivered to my private abode. They even tooc care of bancing fees. Free of tax, so order at CCFO today! Goods pay!
Plans and customs that have existed for years, decades, millenia even won’t survive the contact with the protagonist. And this here just kindled a new war.
Ah, this one thought at first that it was water or some other liquid pouring out of the Vault on the previous page. But it is actually all of the wealth contained within that pours into the streets below.
This one cannot help but pity those living below who can’t escape the flood, as it is not a liquid but a great many pieces of solid matter that forms a hard surface.
Further, the sudden rapid influx of currency is sure to have some impact on the local economy.
It occurs to me that the economy of that there city just got set ablaze in a big ol’ hurry, what with that giant-ass tsunami of gold and such. Currency’s ’bout as worthless as a Prussian Franc now. Barter system for everybody.
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I guess we are about to see what happens when a finite building containing an infinite interior splits open.
And this is what we call trickle-down economics.
Dragon Grandpa seen here accidentally making it rain.
Best comment.
Incubus is probably on the floor just fucking sobbing his eyes out with laughter right now. You wanted a Universal War, you got it! Right on your doorstep of all places! With the mother of all inflation no less!
Universal war, laughter of thirsting gods, and inflation.
This the cost of Universal War, adjusted for inflation
This is why, when possible, I convert trade in all my coin for favors. Everyone knows the Vault of Yre is easily broken and its guts spilled forth unto the surrounding landscape.
It totally isn’t because I am grossly irresponsible with my coin where be concerned mortal vices. Nope, not in the least.
Paying the wages of sin in gold rarely works, even for the Dragon.
Dragondad noooo… ::c
Theeeeeere sheeeeee goooooes…
Pity they who build their houses on gold, for it is an ignoble metal, prone to shifting at the whims of others.
Woof. Not sure insurance will cover that.
Couldn’t the dragon bite her while she’s otherwise busy growing things
Hm, I think they should’ve hired a better engineer to design that fractal fortress…
Hrmm… I reckon the contract went to the lowest bidder 😉
…
So, I am currently interested in short selling my Mammonite bonds.
IT’S NOT A LIQUID! IT’S A GREAT MANY PIECES OF SOLID MATTER!
Technically, that is what a liquid is, just on a bigger scale. Its a macro-liquid.
Technically that woyld be a flyid, not a liqyid. Ants are a flyid byt not a liqyid.
Pity the dragon
XVI, in the Major Arcana
Those who call for the redistribution of wealth often forget how heavy the burden of gold may be.
Only if real life economics were this literal
And so the golden reign falls.
Things fall apart.
They really fall apart.
Is this a giant wave of gold coins?
Well… I think the inflation rates soon will massively increase. Say goodbye to a local currencies.
see the forks before the thunder
feel the sky be torn asunder
land of tine with northern umber.
I guess it’s not really surprising that Mottom won that fight, eh?
Well that’s a pretty substantial market collapse if ever I saw one.
“Money Money Money Money Money Money Money Money
Money Money Money Money Money Money Money Money
Motherfucker”
-Hail Mary Mallon, “Whales”
An infinite vault, when breached, can be catastrophic.
At worst, it will invert.
Yre is destroyed!
All is Lost!
The River of Time has flowed back to its source!
Woe!
Woe!
A Thousand Times Woe!
Dragon wail and Dragon cry
Dragon sees doom before its eye
Dragon despair and Dragon mourn
Dragon’s eternity of peace is torn
Dragon’s Tower is no more
Dragon is thrust outside the door
Gooooooooooooooooooooooold!
Ooooooh someone’s gonna have to clean up that mess.
And there goes the local economy.
* Universal economy
Finally, he is free.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, THE NICE GRAMPA!!!
I bet he’s thinking
“I’ve counted so hard and got so far,
But in the end, it doesn’t even matter”
One thing — I don’t know why
It doesn’t even matter how hard I try
Two things — three things four things five
Can’t stop, counting’s my whole identi-tie
Jackpot!
And the walls came tumbling down
As I have related multiple times to many of my Tyrannical lords; this is why you don’t bust into inter dimensional spaces. Typically the reality of the world; regardless of your strength, power; or key wielding ability gives you a most righteous slap across the face and tells you, “No.”.
Of course, this was fated to happen…
This is going to screw up multiple economies in multiple ways
RECENT ECONOMIC COLLAPSE IS NOT, SURPRISINGLY, JAGGANOTH’S FAULT.
Jagganoth: “I’M JUST AS SURPRISED AS YOU!”
Collapsed upon, mid pimp slap. Mottom having a rough day.
Man, talk about glutting the market.
Oh. I didn’t think about tarot at all until now. Nice!
Now we’ll see how well an infinite amount of gold fits into a finite city.
Not well, I’ll bet.
Pity the Dragon
Hope they had insurance.
I believe the best way to sum up this chapter would be thus:
“Well, that escalated quickly.”
Now one has to wonder what happens when an infinite vault explodes within a finite city.
yo the last page doesn’t have navigation buttons to this one
Gold is no more valuable then lead when had in equal measure.
Lower left panel: Nadia is in the process of florifying the Bondage Nun when the tower broke open, no? That’s what one would expect, since that’s Nadia’s forte.
So now what? Do the two gods persist in the battle, bug out, push a reset button, or…??? I assume that just about everyone else in the Tower or nearby is toast.
IÄ! IÄ!
Oh the open warfare in the streets that will occur as that wealth spills into the streets. The most expensive free entertainment to an onlooker ever.
I wonder how much fighting there will really be? I mean, everybody’s going to be literally wading in the stuff. Why bother fighting the guy three metres away for his gold when you can just reach down and scoop up an armful for yourself?
what exactly triggered such a complete destruction of yre? or have we not been show yet? my coin is on jagganoth, perhaps.
Or is it merely the explosive decompression of an infinite demiplane unto realspae?
I speak now in words of prophecy: That will hurt the resale value.
Well, that’s one way to break the bank.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
It appears that dimensional compression has torrential consequences.
Boy, that sure is a lot of gold, no wonder the dragon didnt get to finish his count.
Can’t help thinking a lot of people are going to get squashed by that rain of metal. What a way to go.
Man, try to imagine the death toll from the avalanche alone.
You know what this means, boyos?
It’s gonna be WEEKS until the accountants get back to us about any loans we’ve allegedly defaulted on, and even LONGER until any credit reports get back to the counting-priests!
It’s time to go hog WILD! Spend irresponsibly like the wind, my brethren, sistren, and other sibs! The Tower has fallen, and the Guard has been Blinded! SMASH THE STATE! DEATH TO CAPITALISM! FEEL FREE TO BE AN EENTSY BIT LATE ON YOUR CAR LOANS!
“UNGLAUBLICH !
Drachenfestung bricht Zusammen !”
UNBELIEVABLE !
Dragon’s Fortress Collapses !
* Somehow it’s better in German.
JAGGANOTH APPROACHES
…that’s bad…
Sundering.
Hrmm… Good timing all-around. Looks like #1 Battle Nun was about to get choked out. Grampa Mammon’s count will be much easier now with so much less to count. And our intrepid adventurers managed to pull an Indiana Jones and get out right before everything collapsed. Well done, everyone (especially Abbadon!).
A flood of gold, crushing the greedy beneath their greatest of dreams.
The count will have to begin again, methinks.
Fun fact: All the gold ever mined on Earth would fit in a cube that could be parked under the Eiffel Tower. Even for all the worlds under his domain, that is a LOT of gold.
man the value of those coins is gonna crash
AND SO THE DRAGON IS FREE OF HIS MEANINGLESS HOARD
MAY THE POOR BASTARD BECOME WORTHY OF MORE THAN PITY
It’ll be really ironic if, as a result of Allison’s continued actions, the Demiurges all get utterly devastated, but it ends up being exactly what’s needed to also get them out of the millennia old ruts they each fell into. And that, striped of the things they thought were important, they are made to grow as people for the first time in forever.
More likely, though, they will just say “fuck it, fuck EVERYTHING!”, and dive into the multiversal war with nihilistic fervor.
Should’ve sold dragon guilder while it was hot, now it’s time to buy Incubucks! Buy while their on the up! Be sure you can make a killing before you get killed!
Seek the wisdom of the cards, friends. I have said it in a page now passed.
In the Tarot, The TOWER is a symbol of sundering.
Well, that can’t be good for the economy.
Trickle-down economics at its finest.
9’11 in another dimension
There has no gold wave like this been seen since the breach of the McScrooge vault in 1984.
Some fools argued that money won’t just fall from the sky.
Hmm, When your Tower’s insides are vastly bigger than its outside, knocking a bloody big hole in the outside wall might have untoward side effects….
From dust you come, to dust you Go.
Good lord…..
the economic inflation………
*sigh*
One, two three…
Well, there goes the neighbourhood.
The Fall of Yre
In Violence are fractal infinities fractured
Smoke and gold and paradigms billow forth
A cavern, glad to be rid of the pest of light.
Can you say… inflation?
Rocks fall, EVERYONE dies. Classic.
This will be felt through eternity, nay, through an eternity of eternities.
Losing all his money like that is either really good or really REALLY bad for Mammon.
Congrats anything you could have stolen from that vault is now worthless.
Well there goes the old guy’s deposit on the place.
The beauty. I can’t look away
How many people died around those buildings from a tsunami of gold?
First to post is first to the shinnies
First to the shinnies
Goldalanche. A wonderful concept, as long as you aren’t in it’s path. If you are you will be rudely reminded that gold is primarily metal.
And thus were the prayers of a number of unwise residents of Throne answered.
“Back in my day, 2 gold pieces got me a weeks worth of groceries! Now you can’t even get a decent pachinko machine prize with 3 of ’em!”
Reach Heaven through violence.
the piggy is broken
sheeeit
There seem to be flowers growing out of that nun…
Those who survive the tsunami of gold is going to be rich. Assuming they survive the nearby war.
The count is over
Destruction. Such is the wake of Royalty.
AND ALL WAS A WHIRLWIND OF TORMENT AND SUFFERING
HERE COMES THE MIMIC CHAIRS!!!
Gold rush…
The great molasses flood has nothing on the great gold flood. In other words, count that!
woah, talk about a clusterfuck lol
What the fuck happened??
Oh no.
Is the Dragon’s nr.1 dead there? I feel kinda bad.
There goes multiversal finance.
Just imagine the inflation in the city…
Is that what they call a banking collapse?
Oh – didn’t see that coming. What caused the complete destruction of the structure?
Dear sirs and madams,
I the Chief CFO of the Bank of Yre, writing to yous and asking for yours aid in this time of crisis. An invading army threatens the great Vault and could enter this room at any moment. There is not much time as I the only CFO able to communicate with yous thru internet eMail who is authorised to transfer funds internationally at this time.
All I ask is for yours bank account numbers to transfer the sum of seven trillion gold Yrelons (Ý >7,0000,0000,0000). Any banking fees will be paid by us, but you must first be having at least one thousand gold Yrelons (Ý 1,0000), or equivalent, in your account for me to be certain you are fiscally and financially sound. This is a serious request for serious times that are occurring now and cannot wait. Please no spurious responses if you are not serious…
Hrmm… I’m in. Is it true that I get a free toaster as part of the deal?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C4Uc-cztsJo
I am a satissfied customer of the CCFO. Witin one half of one hour, I received 7 trillion Gold Yrelons delivered to my private abode. They even tooc care of bancing fees. Free of tax, so order at CCFO today! Goods pay!
Plans and customs that have existed for years, decades, millenia even won’t survive the contact with the protagonist. And this here just kindled a new war.
Somewhere in the multiverse a solitary tear glistens on the cheek of Scrooge McDuck.
Ah, all crumbles to dust, even the mightiest fort
Some home owner’s insurance agency will be very sad.
I guess they nicked a really important structural support column.
Woah. That’s a lot of gold.
000001 doesn’t look too good.
Also bye Ynamon, we hardly knew ye.
We hardly knew Yre XD
Ah, this one thought at first that it was water or some other liquid pouring out of the Vault on the previous page. But it is actually all of the wealth contained within that pours into the streets below.
This one cannot help but pity those living below who can’t escape the flood, as it is not a liquid but a great many pieces of solid matter that forms a hard surface.
Further, the sudden rapid influx of currency is sure to have some impact on the local economy.
Gah! Which way is gravity?!?
ah, those old towers of yore
It occurs to me that the economy of that there city just got set ablaze in a big ol’ hurry, what with that giant-ass tsunami of gold and such. Currency’s ’bout as worthless as a Prussian Franc now. Barter system for everybody.
I foresee an oncoming inflation. Far too much coin has been flooding the market recently.
I would assume down, though when you have excess space-time spilling out of a collapsing dimensional manifold things tend to look a bit screwy.
Economics is not my area of expertise, but I do not think that this is how “trickle-down economics” works.
Alison you fucked up.
This is the kind of thing the gamemaster does to tell you that you’ve fucked up.
After finding this series like, 3 days ago and binge-reading the whole damn thing I am HEART-BROKEN I finally caught up and now need to wait for new pages. What an absolutely fucking phenomenal work. I’m seriously in awe. I cannot WAIT for more.
Hrmm… I request a panel with Oscar going over the golden falls in a barrel, please.
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