Seeker of Thrones 1-3
Chapter: 1
“Where be the colors I once knew?
This bright is scorch me eyes some’n fierce
All I crave is ash”
-Old devil’s elegy
Kill Six Billion Demons
Seeker of Thrones
“Where be the colors I once knew?
This bright is scorch me eyes some’n fierce
All I crave is ash”
-Old devil’s elegy
One should never trust one who cuts hair. Cutting the hair is violence against oneself without true harm- toothless, hypocritical self-hate. And this one has only finished half the job! What does this say about this king claimant? More importantly, what does this say about barbers?
Throne is Dead
Shave Your Head
This is axiomatic.
My sibling has grasped this axiom well.
What of those whose hair had been woven into shackles? Is it not their right to free themselves?
Then their hair is no longer their own, so it is not self-hate.
The universe is a lie. Freedom is a lie. Shackles of hair even more so.
Only by violence does one become Royalty.
That you are overthinking the issue and may need to take a time out in the aether or be thwacked repeatedly with the frying pan of correctional thinking.
When I am cut, I will be completed, because I will have been ended there.
Alice is attempting to cut herself into a new shape. By the time she reaches Zaid I wonder if he will recognize her?
I am….deeply concerned with the leaps in logic you made there.
When I saw her hair in the cover art, I thought “Oh, did White Chain have the “long hair” convo like Lee and Clementine?” I’m glad she did it of her own volition.
That is nonsense. Consider the following statements from Meti’s Sword Manual:
1) The sanctioned action is to Cut.
2) To cut properly, you must continually self-annihilate when cutting.
Damn it, she said no cryptic bullshit, Chain!
But it’s not cryptic bullshit. White Chain is being entirely forthcoming in this regard. Metatron does, in fact, live.
It’s not her fault Allison doesn’t know how much she should be shitting herself, hearing that news.
I THINK WE ALL KNEW THAT WAS AN IMPOSSIBILITY. Asking White Chain a question ends in exposition, as surely as the wheel turns.
“I am the night! Fear me!”
“You’re like, four feet tall, calm down.”
I love how Princess sounds like an evil, overly superficial Captain Planet in the first panel.
METATRON
LIVES
METATRON LIVES!
METATRON LIVES!
METATRON LIVE IN CONCERT ONE NIGHT ONLY!
Hmm… AL-YIS-UN is feeling bold. She is deciding to mock the former Ebon Devil, and with good reason, seeing as she bested and masked it herself.
It also would appear as though sibling White Chain is intent on playing games in Throne with the Thorns- a dangerous prospect indeed. The Thorns are not in this Concordant Knight’s way, but neither does the Knight appear to intend to work towards the goals of the Thorns.
Good. The Circle was dull when it was an endless vigil over the Void, there’s something to actually do with eternity now.
At this, somewhere in the curious folds of eternity, YISUN says, “Just as planned.”
The circle. Pure. Infertile.
Yet a circle Juggernaut Star Scours The Universe broke in their pride.
Let us hope White Chain won’t do the same thing.
Metatron may live, but does noble White Chain intend to correct that fact?
The Cheerleader.
The Sew-And-Sew.
The Whats Her Face.
The Grumpy One.
Auspicious portents, mortality rate aside.
Teen demon squad!
Bitterness, I call thine name
and you must hear it once again.
Be reminded, and feel shame.
There was a brief silence, as the Successor contemplated this profound truth — yea, that entity beyond understanding, scribe of YISUN, whose name and Word would lay waste to the seven-headed beast and hasten the downfall of all things.
Of those assembled, the devils, imps both yet each once ebon, awaited the Successor’s answer most seriously, for each knew the potential of the words of the divine in the mouths of men, being potent liars armed only with the rather inferior and garbled grammar of devils. The doctor-maiden, thrust into a foreign world, freed and shackled at once and ignorant wholly of the greater divinities beyond her former mistress, nevertheless felt a great trepidation, the Name itself resonating with a deep inner organ of fear and awe. And none knew the mind of the angel who spoke, for no flame but that kindled by the design of her skull was apparent. Even confronted with Royalty which transgressed the division between stillness and violence, she did not fear death or reincarnation.
There came a deathly pause, during which the universe shifted a scant few microns closer to better hear the Successor’s answer, upsetting the calendar-keepers of Throne and sparking a minor civil war. In the void, angelic consciousnesses craned towards the ship, Incubus reclined in the space between thoughts and readied a pencil to take notes, and Himself shifted in his iron cradle, so that a single mammoth ear might recognize the voice of the Successor as it replied.
And yea, the Successor spoke thus: “Wait, like from Transformers?”
— From A Wholly Factual Account of the Early Third Conquest, with Compiled Appendices, Corrections, Counter-Arguments, Refutations and Apologies, Volume 2, Third Ed., by Koa Naive Little Reporter Gancy Elua Mordritch “Insulting” Burnsides, blue devil and professional eavesdropper
I don’t have words for how amused I am right now XD
I don’t care what Abbadon says (or doesn’t say) this is totally part of my own headcanon now.
I was killed by a head-mounted cannon once.
METATRON LIVES!!!!
He lives.
I presume we should fix that. Angels need proper reincarnations from time to time.
Indeed. Death brings renewal, and Rebirth. Metatron has persisted for so long, a husk of his former self. No wonder he more or less started a cult of angels dedicated to oblivion, though his current plans are more reserved. It is for nothing less than Mercy that this wretched incarnation be brought to an end, that he may return again. Whole and new and bright as the morning.
No wonder the Euthanatos take the Good Death so seriously.
Yeah, gosh, what if someone killed him?
METATRON LIVES
Now with her eyes gone, White Chain reminds me even more of Garnet (since we can’t see her eyes behind her sunglasses) (also, they’re both super good at fighting).
I don’t think 82 is made of love.
Oh dear, I do think she’s made of love.
Love for the Old Law and the Wheel.
This is White Chain, reincarnated.
And I’ll never just serve mindlessly under the likes of you, ’cause that’s not why we were created.
And the law is not yet sated.
I’m gonna punish all those who break the rules,
any fool who tries will be turned to molecules.
Lets go, Aeshma forgive me,
in a moment you’re gonna be history.
Go ahead and hit me if you’re able,
you’re attacks won’t leave a bruise upon this angel.
I know you think that you’re better than this world,
or are you just mad you got hit by a girl?
And you’ll not stand in the way of her ascension,
I’m sick and tired of all your pretension,
shattering my shell won’t end this upheaval,
’cause I’ll just return to fight your evil!
I am made o-o-o-o-of la-a-a-a-aw,
la-a-a-a-aw~
o-o-o-o-of la-a-a-a-aw~
la-a-a-a-aw~
– White Chain stands against 2 Michael in the hypothetical musical timeline.
… Meanwhile, Princess sounds like Peridot in my head, with a stereotypical pirate accent.
You might be on to something there.
White Chain = Garnet (yeah)
Cio = Amethyst (likes to bend rules and fight)
Nyave = Pearl/Connie (was raised for servitude, scholarly)
Princess = Peridot (was tall and scary, now small and feisty)
Allison = Steven (inherited a powerful object now embedded in her body)
METATRON LIVES!
Princess Mamoru Moonshine Jagermeister Jack Daniels Timothy Tim Bill Freddy Mercury Blueberry Luna Esquire, for those wondering the full name.
your for got another jack before jack daniels
Nyave looks so done in the third panel.
HAIL! HAIL! HAIL TO THE FIRST! HAIL TO HE WHO LIVED, LIVES AND WILL LIVE AGAIN!
Is there a distinction between Demons and Devils?
Nope! (Once there was going to be. But now it has never been so.)
A FAIR QUESTION. FOR WHICH YOU WILL PROBABLY BE JUSTLY MOCKED.
There is a distinction. What that distinction is, I do not know. However, the phallic tree which grew from the corpse of Mottom’s husband is known to be the first demon Kill 6 Billion Demons killed. Either that or Mottom herself was, and our heroine is considered to have killed her by cutting off her supply of fruit? I AM CONFIDENT WE WILL FIND OUT MORE IN TIME.
Blessed are the choppers of vegetables.
Theirs is a way of violence after all.
(ooc warning) Hey Abaddon, I just learned that the philosopher Diogenes was said to live in a barrel, just like Meti in this verse! Is that where you got the inspiration from?
Barrels are simply where you grow grumpy philosophers. Where else would they come from, the sun?
That’s a statement, not a reason. Try again.
Dear SKy, there are some statements, by the very fact of being true, that demand action.
The Sky is Falling.
The King is Dead.
Metatron Lives.
Count on an angel to be dramatic.
Bah, that’s hardly drama. It is simply a monumental statement of fact that happens to present as prayer and battle cry.
It is, most regrettably, a problem in communication that happens a lot more frequently amongst the Angels than you’d think.
“What does the leader of the Decepticons have to do with any of this?”
“I don’t think we’re thinking of the same being, Allison.”
“What be a Decepticon? Thy blabbermouth vexes me!”
Allison: That’s cool and all but it means nothing to me. Your clock is still running, and you’ve got 20 seconds left. Go.
There’s an Alan Rickman joke in here somewhere.
In which White Chain drops trousers.
Others may laugh at Princess’ wanton brandishing of a root vegetable when she possesses a knife, but I’ve seen it: a terrible warrior, seasoning his carrots with the blood of his foes as he plunges the thing into their throats. The extra iron and protein is quite healthy, too!
A favorite recipe of mine for my third and seventh masters was to roast potatoes after marinating them in the blood of a hated foe with some ground pepper. The best results are if you bake them while the blood is still warm, with just a hint of cheese.
Megatron lives. These word make my flames quiver with fear.
METATRON LIVES
Yeah, I’m too sad to make that Alan Rickman joke even though it was almost a year ago.
Vladok really should have just taken her to the damned floating castle.
Oooo burn!
step 1. Change someone’s name
step 2. Mock their new name
Just wait until some drunken vatra screws around with the very fabric of your mind and existence. Then we’ll see whose laughing.
She did apologize, though. She was drunk.
Step 3: ???
Step 4: profit
You don’t mess with Appellomancers.
“And that means… what, exactly?”
True believer? Or merely concerned that certain more hardcore than usual angels will go Michelin on a certain sorority sister? I’m still not clear on what White Chains vowed back last chapter. It was a bit vague and the face ripping was distracting.
And perhaps the blue devils might have their own take on Angel mythology. I gather both of them have been around for a while.
It appears as though my sibling is simply stating a fact, much as when they returned to fellow remnants of the Concordance Knights having been released by the Thrones and by the First of the Second Born.
We feared White Chain converted then, too, but she was not. The alliance with the Thorns is one of convenience, not ideology.
If I remember correctly Allison is also a philosophy major and shes in the one place where that will be very useful. With various philosophies taking aggressive and dangerous forms she can tease out the weaknesses in their ontologies and praxis.
I wonder if Princess didn’t want allison saying her name because it would make some magic happen, she’s embarrassed of it, or because it takes so long to say the whole thing.
A bit of all three. We devils in essence, are but our masks and names bound by the Art and given substance by the hot black flame. When we are named and bound, those names not only constrain and empower us, they mask the true black name that is truly and solely ours, and the knowledge of which would allows us to become ebon. Pree Allison has the Key of all Kings in her skull, frequent careless naming of the devil she bound may add further power to the names and make them harder to cast off. Then there is of course, the fact that as far as devil names go, Princess Mamoru Moonshine Jagermeister Jack Jack Daniels Timothy Tim Bill Freddy Mercury Blueberry Luna Esquire is both fairly embarrassing and rather a mouthful. Though I have heard worse.
The name “Princess” This lie has Limited, confined and defined the devil.
Vladok did not appear to be female. Princess does. Thus is the power of the lie of names.
Princess is ashamed of her name and everything it represents. She would be rid of all of them all. She will never master herself without understanding and accepting her name. Her name speaks of of Pride, of her unbending love of her own chaotic nature.
What of your own names? The ones you mumble under your breath to yourself when your will fails you. Dare you say them out loud? I say shout them from the rooftops! examine them in the stark light of day. Reject them all! Choose only those lies befitting one born of a spark of the eternal flame!
I lost my name in a bet. Terrible idea. Thank goodness I’m not a demon. I’ve been wanting to get a new one, but all the devils that eager to cast off their names have pretty crappy ones.
Would the name Hou Zamer Ketabbach be to your liking?
If so, I’m sure we could come to an… agreement.
Mine title means more than my name, so sayeth the Fateless
It is no lie when it makes truth. Vladok’s name was broken when he broke his word. He forsook his name and became unbound. AL-YIS-UN gave names and bound the unbound.
I shall enjoy watching the meaning of this fly over dear Al-YIS-UN’s head.
Why is her speech red?
That was the color of Vladok’s speech, which seems to be retained even when almost everything else has changed with her name change.
I imagine it as a high pitched gravelly voice with a lot of emotional inflection
Beacause that is the sound it makes.
Does, uh, wosname (she has to pick a name to actually be referred to, right?) realize that Vladok basically committed suicide when Allison bested him and that she exists more as a consequence of his actions than Allison’s? Seems the sort of thing that Cio would have filled her in on.
I believe Princess-who-was-Vladok is aware, but simply doesn’t care. They believe they were in the right, and will likely continue to do so. Their reach exceeded their grasp- they thought to best the Rising King, claim the Key, and preserve their Ebon name in one fell swoop and it backfired miserably on them.
> PRINCESS has joined the party!
> 82 has joined the party! (Sorry, but the UI has a strict character limit on PC names).
Reffering to an Aeon solely by their number of incarnations is rude and shows your poor manners. It’s not the number of incarnations that matters, it’s the length of their current and past incarnations.
Just call them White Chain.
Or, assuming the character limit is 8, W.CHAIN.
The Art of Coffee Brewing is in fact perhaps one of the deadliest skills known, as its lie provides one with both vitality and lethargy at once, a poison of deceptive application. It is a liquid semblance of YISUN, being both of substance and lacking in any, and so to create such a power is truly breathtaking.
Of course, unless you add to it with milk, cream, or sugar. It negates the lie, and its power altogether, and becomes just a cup of milky bean juice
But such great juice it is *sips*
The White Coffee is as great a lie as the Black. Where the Black grants energy while providing none; the White gives sustenance ignored. A hungry wolf is not more dangerous than a well fed wolf who *believes* she is hungry.
“Metatron? ah, now that is a name….When we were first ignited he shone like the fires of UN’s love. He is one whom none should anger. He is the one none should fear. Verily, he was a perfect white flame, wholly opposite to myself. However it is worth knowing that all flames fade and only darkness will remain.
And so i say to all demon kin, all you younger ones, masked or not. Beware Metatron…He is an odd creature, one of many surprises, none of which I have ever found myself liking.”
-from the lips of the Hirophant of Demons whose word is gospel,
Primordial Am-Sxhad Who Breaks Masks And Forged His Own Name
Al-Yisun Half-hair, cut part-way,
She now shows her true colors, mane no longer hay.
What a bizarre thing to say…
LORD ENGLISH IS ALREADY HERE
“I see a red door and I want to paint it ash”
—slightly less-old devil’s elegy
Does Princess not recall that Vladok took off his mask and was about to start rampaging around, thus requiring a new one?
Presumably, the act of becoming less than a step removed from the primordial darkness, has ill effects on one’s memory.
That, or Princess remembers, but is more interested in how much Allison screwed her over.
Was a Him, then, should I recall.
Cio needs to tell Princess to stop jumping around inside.
And thus did the new King grasp Royalty, smiling in the fourth way, and reply:
“Not for long.”
METATRON LIVES
on a shirt when?
Abby plz answer
in the last frame, just look at Princess Mamoru Moonshine Jagermeister Jack Jacck Daniels Timothy Tim Bill Freddy Mercury Blueberry Luna, Esquire face after the angel guy drop a bomb and steal her only moment of glory/screen time in weeks.
dammit angel, that was HER moment.
Either that, or Princess knows exactly what the significance of Metatron being alive means from her Vladok days.
Hair is Lame. Kill Six Billion Hairs.
Metatron lives matter.
(unlike, apparently, some other angels)
The Index of Apocryphal Angels, as written in the CANON NONCANNONICAL by *11 Machine Concept Mimics Angelic Patterns and presented by 67 Icy Glaive Cleaves The Anvil Of Doubt
All names appear as written by the angels themselves, with parenthetical notes by *11 Machine Concept Mimics Angelic Patterns, who has listed angels by number here, and including names of questionable angelicness as long as they begin with a number. The numbers may be out of date as people change them sometimes when posting.
1 Angel Who Lost Count And Started Again (*slow clap*)
1 Precipitous Judgement (One? Really?)
2 Surmounts Astral Peaks
2 Star Falling Up
2 Unbound Coward Evades, Abjures Violence
3 Radiant Temple Shatters the Sinful
3 Cowardly Wisp Avoids Confrontation
3 he who blabbers the truth
3 Blind Mice See How They Run
3 Apathetic Watcher Beyond The Screen
3 Obsessive Architect Ameliorates Symmetry
4 A Vast Space of Emptiness Becomes The Person Forever
4 A Vast Space of Emptiness Becomes Good
4 Children Censor The World Badly And Mangle Other’s Words
5 Docile Tide Engulfs the Poor
5 Swords of Silver (Once had a longer name)
5 Voice Forges Requiems
6 Vigilant Dome Engulfs the Repentant
6 White Blossom Analyzes the World
6 Raging autist screams from beyond the void
6 Cubits Measured Across the Marble
6 Self-Conflicting Watcher of the Abyss
5 Golden Rings form the Chorus
7 Monolithic Repose
7 Rhetorical Question Contemplates Divinity
7 Sentient Shard Of Firmament Disagrees
7 Mourning Glory
8 Penitent Ghostface Killer
8 Fashionable Hat, Blocked by Tapirs
8 Aryan Viaydee (???)
8 stained wall rises
8 Barachiel, Guardian of Mortals (must be Petal or something to take on a name like that)
9 Granite Pillar Splendid with Swords
9 spit in the face of all expectations
10 Juggernaut Tide Shatters the Living
10 Vigilant Gaze Scours the Horizon (I don’t know either)
12 Condescending Imperial Fool
12 Recurrent Catastrophe Chastises the Heedless
12 Opalescent Visions of The Red Water Dragon Wyatt
12 Sorrowful Breath Shatters Darkness
13 Blue Thorn Crushes the Boom
13 Indigo Hammer Analyzes the Meek
13 Rhyming Wax Head
13 Chains of Darkness Bind the Aether
13 Brazen Fool Heckles the Wise
13 knows many things but believes none of them
13 Nettle Pierces the Veil
13 Silent Song Breaks the Void
14 Radiant Flower Crushes the Sinful
14 Bursting Soul Battles Entropy
16 Spokes Cross the Sky
17 Bloody Flame Heals the Untruthful
17 Spear of Thought Forged Against the Wanton, Holy Thorn Knight
18 Spiked Heads Bequeath Loyalty
18 Pure Blade Kills all Truth-Speakers
18 Black Tide Questions the Horizon
18 Heavy Stone Dropped From Above Upon The Unwary
18 Concordant Heads Bequeath Loyalty (formerly 18 Spiked Heads Bequeath Loyalty)
19 Stars Burst in cacophony
19 Demonic Chameleon Eats Sorrow
19 Hierophant Ascends late, Arrives to Observe the Humble
19 Scavenger of Knowledge
19 Burning Blades Sing Praises Of Annihilation
20 Recursive Meteor Punctures God
20 Narrator of Everything Penning Gentle Lies
21 Blinding Sea Bench Presses God
21 Fallen From Luster
22 Infinite Deluge Overwhelms the Heedless
22 Cold Chain Protects the Untruthful
22 Prophetic blade cuts away remorse cleanly through renunciation
22 Silken Threads Woven in the Shadows
23 Used Underwear Brews Tea
23 Bared Teeth Carry No Memory But Wrath
23 Jokes at inopportune moments
23 Obsessive Architect
23 skidoo ambulates quickly
23 Lamentations of the Overthrown King
24 Purity Through Starfire
24 Silent Wave Questions the Wise
24 slaughters the sinners and saints alike and forces nonbelievers into heaven because it is refined cruelty
26 Recursive Wave Shatters Reality
26 Splendid Cacophony Drowns Whispers Of Iniquity
26 Bloody Chariot Scours the Unrepentant
26 Apes Laughing Breathlessly (a name or a count of apes?)
27 Radiant Word Heals the Repentant
27 Blind Fish Purposely Misinterprets Events
27 stubborn facts resist obscurity
27 Vigilant Chain Seals the Holy
27 Simpering Coward Wastes Time With Foolish Frivolities/27 Simpering Coward Foolishly Wastes Time With Worthless Frivolities
28 SHINY CROWN HUGS BUGS UNCONDITIONALLY
28 Liquid Cowering Gaze (the first of the Apocryphal Angels, I will say)
28 Dancing Fruit of the Divine Tree
28 Crate of Teacups Descends to Inconvenience the Wicked
28 Black Sorrow Encompasses Infinity
29 Face of Fools Confounds the Dogmatic
31 Face of Fools Ascended from Iniquity
31 Some Pretentious Bastard Who Stuck A Number In Front Of His Name (I suspect this person may not be an angel at all, regardless I am putting them here for now)
31 Owl of Night Whose Wisdom Pierces the Outermost Dark
32 Chaotic Chef Ignites Recursive Fire
32 storm assaults citadel
32 Treads Softly Over Cold Ashes
32 Platinum Pestle Wants For Nothing
32 Aligns Self With The Law That Comes Before
32 Thunder Shatters the Houses of the Wicked
33 Truth Recursively Born of Madness
33 Silly blessings for all virtues
33 Black Ingot Returns From Darkness To Perish Hilariously
34 Bane of They Who Fly Poorly
34 Gilded Voice Repairs the Wise
34 Blood Burns Brightly On The Walls Of Heaven
35 Ancient Cheese Moulders In Odourous Miasma
35 Weaving Silken Threads in the Void
36 Bulwark of the Weak Crushes the Wicked
36 Boundless Blade Ponders Divinity
36 Shitposter Browses The Imageboard Nightly
36 Sermons Enlighten the Outlander
37 Vigilant Spear Walks Behind to Remember the Unworthy
37 Places Stone to Ensure Ordered Memory
39 Resonant Nail Barbarously Unravels the Unwholesome Flesh
39 Awful Goon Posts Endlessly
41 Iron Tears Slaying Stars by their Birth
41 Purring Rose Spots the Hidden Blade
41 Iridescent Lungs Blossoming Through Steel
42 Storm Rips the Void
42 Disembodied Skull Screams Condescension
42 Broken Paradigm Weaves The Enigmatic
42 Patriarch of the Dark Moon
42 Empty Palm
42 Epitaph Aged Beyond Recognition
42 Exalted Harbinger of the Relentless Dawn
44 Omnicidal Spike Fathoms the Path of Violence
45 Violet Thread in Ceremonial Knots Holds Together Sacred Vows
45 Glowing Petals Falling from The Smiths Anvil
45 Mentions Wheels at every Opportunity
45 Sharp Blades of Secret Truths
46 Void Blade Vanquishes Darkness
47 Docile Soul Crushes Civilization
48 Wanderer Contemplates A Peach
48 Empty Eye Perceives the Truthful
48 Radiant Nettle Pierces the Flesh (is this angel…)
48 Radiant Nettle Pierces the Spirit (…the same as this one…)
49 Radiant Cloud Crushes Reality (…and this one?)
49 Indigo Sword Ascends to Break the Repentant (aka 49 Indigo Sword Ascends to Break the Unrepentant)
53 Docile Flame Sunders Nations
53 Many Faces Reveal Joy of Glory
53 Incense burnt without appreciation
(Why is everyone avoiding 54-59?)
60 Shivering Stone Drinks the Surface
63 Blind Speaker Laughs for God (his number went down once. I considered it a typo)
64 Darkness, Old Friend Returns to Talk
64 storm assaults citadel
65 Frozen Ocean Repairs the Untruthful
66 Starlight Illuminates the Unworthy
67 Icy Glaive Cleaves the Anvil of Doubt
68 Blue Moon Seals the World
68 moon
69 Ardent Spear Enlightens the Envious
69 Raises Eyebrow Suggestively
70 Farrier Rises Upon The Moors Betraying Notice
71 Dark Mountain Breaks the Gods
71 Calamity Calms Dragons
72 Righteous Kick Brings Water to the Waste, Unintentionally
72 Open Palm Returns to Inflict Justice
73 Starlight Blinds the Curious
73 Behemoth Offers Chilled Refreshment
74 Hopeful Feather Defeats the Dead
74 Hammers Smite the Waters
74 Quiet Radiance of Distant Stars
75 Blood of the Concurrent Inquiries
76 Penitent Gravesinger
76 Little Children Raise Their Open Filthy Palms Like Tiny Daggers Up to Heaven
77 Adamant Bridge Engulfs the Gluttonous
78 Vengeful Spirit Enlightens the Sinners
78 Bright Song Shatters the Darkness
80 Radiant Gale Vanquishes God
81 Endless Moon Breaks the Fortunate
81 heat death of the universe not in my time
83 Oceans Revered They Are
83 Fallen Leaves of Wretched Absolution
83 Red Temple Scours the Meek
87 New Life Springs from the Ashes to Finish the Circle
87 A Hilbert Space That Is Orthogonal to All But Wishes All Well
87 Empty Tome Watches the Evening Star
88 Recursive Breath Breaks the Gluttonous
88 slothful world ravages the wise
88 Inquisitive Pupil Calculates the Inescapable
89 Lucid Dogma Swallows Ephemera
89 Fox Full Metal Ghost
89 Glowing Purpose Resonates Forever
90 Last Gasp of Insight Lost in Chaos
90 A Dog Licks Its Backside but Won’t Eat a Pickle
91 Black Hammer, Forged in Flame, Breaks Souls Across the Anvil of the Universe
91 Vigilant Stone Questions Space-Time
92 Leaves of Wretched Absolution
92 Broken Wind Clears The Room
94 Resplendent in Ignorance of Things
94 Legendary Buffoon Espouses Nonsense
97 Paper Blade Shatters the Hungry
97 Righteous Fury of the Formerly Meek
98 Turbulent Moon Receives The Repentant
99 Silent Questions Empty the Void
99 Seeks Far Off Infinities
99 Glass Sentinals of Intoxication Astride the Wall
99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall of Plato’s Cave (don’t think this is an angel, still including it)
101 Dalmatians Stymie the Cruelest of Devils
101 Ebony Darkness Dementia Raven Way
102 An Alternate Account Is Taken Of The Fallen
108 Void Arc Talon
108 Evil GiT
109 Born in Winter
110 Last Poetic Embrace
110 Midnight Mover Crosses the Street Finds and Tests All, Third Brother of Five
128 cries deeply at weddings
128 The Buffoon Rises Again
181(Note: number goes up regularly) Ghost Spike Seeks and Finds Martyrdom, Selflessly, Frequently
184 Page Weeaboo Fitan Majik
222 Hollow Head Silences The Learned
247 – Loud Words Lacking in Insight
308 Winchester Tears a Hole Through a Skull
314 Speaks for None
342 Annoying Voice Returns to Proclaim the Obvious
343 Guilty Spark (yes, I see what you did)
374 Silent Enemy of all that Sleeps
420 Inhales Vapour With Regularity
422 Unprocessable Entity
499 Annihilates with Snarky Response
537 Unreliable Principle
578 Sex Machine Flirts With The Queen
586 Glorious Clay Resists the Potters Hand
613 The Fearsome Path Cowards Follow
777 Septimani Sink Southerly Seawards
882 Pointless Malevolence
887 Small Thoughts Seek Oblivion
888 Fool Stork Fails Spectacularly but Succeeds Quietly
911 Melter of Steel Beams
911, Compiles Memories, Refuses to Move From Chair
938 Thumbtwiddler Sorts A Desert Of Sand With Great Intention
956 Two Left Feet on Wet Marble
1337 Facetious Comment Disrupts Gravitas
1492 Briefly Reincarnates To Share Opinion
1979 Neckbeard LARPing in the Comments
1990 Dances with Wolves Wins 7 Oscars (clever)
2007 Transformers, Wins 0 Oscars (now its getting old)
2827 Potato Falls Uneaten from the Table
2877 Keeps Falling Down Stairs
3879 Holy Oils Betwixt Divine Machinery
4096 Mistake Not My Current Joshing Gentle Peevishness For The Towering Seas Of Ire Which Are Themselves The Mere Milquetoast Shallows Of My Vast Seas Of Wrath
4,892 Definition of Insanity Made Embarassingly Clear
5966 Attempts to hack Reincarnation Optimistically
8,873 Cold Emerald Gaze Takes Flight
160790 Jagged Petal Does Not Retreat
797526 trustful dust floating in a ray of sunlight relentlessly sparkling at the overwhelming darkness
12357482 Unwilling Sacrifice Dies Horribly, Repeatedly
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Princess Mamoru Moonshine has a knife in her left hand but choses to treathen with the carrot. What this fact tells us about her I do not know.
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Twixt mine ears, the voice of Princess is akin to Kenya Michaels, as though either imp was not delectable enough to behold as is. White Chain, for its part, acquires the voice of Estel or, more narrowly, Garnet of the Crystal Gems.