KSBD 4-76
Chapter: 4
“To train with the sword, first master sweeping.
When you have mastered sweeping, you must master the way of drawing water. Once you have learned how to draw water, you must split wood. Once you have split wood, you must learn the arts of finding the fine herbs in the forest, the arts of writing, the arts of paper making, and poetry writing. You must become familiar with the awl and the pen in equal measure. When you have mastered all these things you must master building a house.
Once your house is built, you have no further need for a sword, since it is an ugly piece of metal and its adherents idiots.”
– Meti’s Sword Manual
So I was playing adventure mode in dwarf fortress, I had been trying to find a way to seed steel armor/weapons around the world and had the idea of making a steel angel race that falls apart into said armor/weapons on death. It didn’t work but I had fun making them silly fast/strong and running around with them a bit during testing. I made them peaceful so they wouldn’t wipe out everyone else during world generation, but during a recent adventure I found a bandit camp near one of the angel towns.
I enter to find military angels attacking bandit angels, and suddenly my squishy little elf adventurer was Allison in 4-63 going “omg nope nope nope” as the ridiculous speed and hand-to-hand attacks tuned for removing limbs resulted in a rain of metal bodyparts and little metal women shooting around hacking each other to bits.
You won me at dwarf fortress. Someone should get to make a mod of DF named Kill Six Billion Clowns. That would surely kick multidimensional ass.
I suppose someone could add tags to make clowns spawn on the surface…
Also kinda glad I made it so the angels don’t spread too far, roaming through one of their settlements and seeing an asterisk moving on the map means it is possible you are about to be ambushed by a hyperfast metal swordsman or something… nope nope nope…
The best thing about this page that you haven’t noticed: Gog-Agog’s expression in the third panel.
The crown for Gog’s key looks like a dong while copying Incubus’ servant’s emotions, Gog-Agog is a dickhead, heh. Also looks like flipping the bird while reflecting Jaggy.
A worm that mimics the motions of men. What other tales will this wanderer of Prim’s path hear next I wonder.
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