King of Swords 7-62
Chapter: 7
“Energy in my heart is of chemical foam
A street of taxies, worn tires, blood and flesh
Behold all that is liberty is a parody of utopia
A shining boulevard of buyers and giga-movies
Minor Depression is a joke, La Vie en Rose is on sale
They say you should know you are happier than you realize”
I get it, I think.
So they can locate her. Now why not just kill Allison then and get the key? She’s not even close to a god.
What keeps her alive at this point? Generic plot armor?
They’ve been pretty explicit as to why they’ve been hands off as far back as Mother Om’s palace; with her refusal to kill Allison and take the key, in spite of having every chance to do so.
Any one of The Seven daring to claim it for themselves would be an explicit breach of their accord, reigniting a multiversal war all over again. It’s a seven-way Mexican Standoff on a cosmic scale.
Isn’t anyone become way stronger, since it’s kind of master key?
Kill Allison -> get lots of power -> kill others
Jagganoth has been way stronger than the other six for a long time, but they haven’t killed him because it’s uncertain even all of them together could manage it and any mistake is going to cost them hundreds of thousands of universes. It’s even more uncertain taking Alison’s power would be enough to decisively defeat the other six, especially the other five plus Jagganath.
Well Jagganath could try, but he’s on the track to defeat the others anyway in due time so why risk it.
I will give it to Gog Agog, he knows how to make an entrance. Shame some people don’t have time for her antics
You know this one used to work for the demiurge for a while but it never really clicked. She had the power, the viciousness, and the armies but I she could never replace my empress…. still funny though.
Angels are one of the few inhabitants of the multiverse that may work for the Queen of Worms without being in great terror of devourment; the worst that may happen to them is therefore a custard pie in the face and some truly terrible jokes.
I suspect that very few angels work for Gog-Agog.
Usually these door-to-door religious types are just preachers, not the Gods themselves.
I had the…experience of meeting what was either the Worm Queen herself or one of her servants (depending on whether you consider them to be the same or different) when I was an apprentices to the Vatra Elmak Kolm many years ago, and it is not one I will soon forget. They don’t move like a normal being, but more like the pile of worms they are. The smell accompanying them as well was quite disagreeable.
For this, and later experiences with the divine entertainer’s lordship, I give their holdings as wide a berth as possible. Even the Red God’s lands are less unsettling.
This friendly clown wants to be your guide!
=> No
=> Fuck No
…she probly deserved it
Allison, you’re not One Punch Man. You can’t make all your problems go away by hitting them.
(Not yet, anyway…)
Come to think of it, Gog could be the perfect immovable object to Saitama’s unstoppable force. One punch doesn’t work against INFINITE WORMS
Serious Series, Consecutive Normal Punches.
Let’s be honest, He’d win with a single punch anyway.
BECAUSE THAT’S LITERALLY THE GIMMICK.
If you read the Manga, there _is_ one story so far where his opponent required more than one punch.
(Of course, that may have been because he wasn’t trying very hard).
YOU CANT KEEP DOWN THE CLOWN
Gog looks like they would be fun to cosplay. Also, pretty stellar magical entrance… but are the servants controlled or just that damn loyal?
This is Throne, they see weirder stuff than that over breakfast.
This confirms it. Gog-Agog gets her head blown off *on purpose*, for comic effect.
I know ol’ Gog is probably a huge mass murdering monster like the rest of them, but I am starting to feel pretty sorry for the shabby way she seems to be treated by the rest of the mass murdering psycho god giggle club.
Now there’s spectacle worthy of our Lord and Master!
They have two right hands….
SOMEONE SAW IT TOO, I AM SO GLAD.
so yeah, there is a reason why it’d be called “the Beast”, THIS HECKER HAS TWO RIGHT HANDS
She flips it around to unpunch her face. Guess her fingers can bend both directions.
She is a bunch of worms, soooooooo
I wonder how Allison’s roommates are doing.
Probably roommate things.
that ost is fire tho, seriously, im grooving it super hard.
also super serious, but she hit her full force, and only dented her worm mass.
didnt even leave a hole like how the other key bearers did so.
alison needs more stat training, her slow daily grind is cute but even the old wise and ancient “fighters” who trained endlessly cant stand on that field of gods.
As Dog is my Witness, I once crashed a bicycle such that I smashed my face into a pan-flat rock and verily did have to pull the tip of my nose out of my face until a pop was heard, lest all my blood rush out of the cavity.
I’m not kidding.
AS a side note, my patella was also split thrice so that was actually the most pressing issue at that moment, but the question of why my bodily fluids seemed so pointedly exiting the place where I could no longer feel my nose was certainly a vexing one.
The Metaconstant Script of [KoK-AKoK] is odd.
Instead of the usual [O]-character, we get a completely new one: [o]. How are these different vowels to be pronounced, anyway? Is this one more like “oi”?
Being covered in meat, that explodes off you.
An odd way to make an entrance, to be sure.
Is it against the rules to post the alt text links? Because last Friday I extracted the hidden YouTube link for the benefit of cellphone users who can’t reach it, and it’s clear it did not get through moderation 🙁
Hasn’t been an issue in the past; might be the relatively new spam filter?
Yeah, actually this last comment didn’t have any issues. But anytime I try to post a link it says “pending moderation”
QUEEN OF WORMS QUEEN OF WORMS QUEEN OF WORMS
so far the only demiurge allison has met and not hit is Mammon
kill six billion demons more like throw six billion hands
a central rule of throne:
KNUCK IF YOU BUCK
Great legs for a pile of worms.
Ya, the guy she just exploded out of thought the same thing, right up until she replaced his brain, among other vital organs, with herself, & started riding him around like a squishy battlemech.
Our local hive mind seems to enjoy freaking people out. Must be crazy living on one of her planets, dear god… How many prisoners? Think reverse ant-farm crazy, where the world is ruled by an evil hive mind of carnivorous worms.
On the other hand, one could argue that anyone who travels by Exploding Minion requires face-punching by principle.